Monday, March 4, 2013

Doomsday Cancellation


It was the eve of the March 1st rebel apocalypse. The carebears and rebel sympathizers of highsec exchanged excited whispers.


No one knew exactly what the resistance was planning to unleash...


With no official leaders of the resistance around, everyone could only wait with baited breath and anticipation.


The clock ticked over to March 1st 00:00 EVEtime.


Nothing had happened yet, but as with any apocalypse, there were time zones to consider. Which was the official one?


As March 1st went on with nothing out of the ordinary occurring, people began to doubt.


Light mockery broke some of the tension. Perhaps the New Order wasn't under threat?


By the second of March, the cloud had lifted entirely. The New Order managed to survive the March 1st doomsday, partly because the rebels didn't actually do anything on March 1st.


Things returned to normal, and blood valentine's threats were soon a distant memory. Once again, highsec was at peace. This is cause for celebration. And yet, I fear our fight...


...is only beginning...

A Culture of Compliance

It feels to me like things have turned a corner over the past several weeks, with so many miners signing up to buy a permit. Holding a mining permit is normal. What better way to communicate the new highsec culture than with art? MinerBumping forum poster Vic created several posters for us. Enjoy!

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That looks very official, doesn't it? It looks like someone forged my signature!

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We're creating a community. Every miner should do his or her part to help the community by purchasing a permit. No one likes a scab!

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In a world with so many people trying to get rich quick with market shenanigans and other deceptions, isn't it refreshing to see good, old-fashioned, honest labor?

Bonus! Rennseslear X took a dip into the meme machine and produced this, which is highly consistent with the new culture of mining today:

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Permanent links to all supporter artwork may be found on the Links page.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Kills of the Week

The New Order, particularly for its size, inflicts a ridiculous amount of isk damage on its enemies. This is partially due to the fact that highsec miners delight in loading themselves up with expensive equipment, all on the bot-aspirant assumption that they are invulnerable. Today's post highlights the highest-value kills inflicted via suicide gank this week against miners who refused--for whatever reason--to follow the Code that everyone in highsec is deemed to have agreed to follow. Let's celebrate the karma that got served up to some of these miners this week.

For purposes of this post, the "week" is February 24th @ 00:00 EVEtime to March 2nd @ 23:59. I took these from the New Order Logistics killboard; remember to submit your high-value kills via EVEmail to me or on the thread on the MinerBumping forum.


Of course we must begin with the Orca suicide gank. Arcanus Amatin lost his anti-tanked Orca (cargo expanders reduce structure) to our Knights. To be fair, he did have a pair of worthless shield boosters, and a 1mn Afterburner for evasive maneuvers. The Knights involved on this kill were Buck Futz, John E Normus, Capt Starfox, Wescro2, Dr Tyler, Fawn Tailor, Manny Moons, Alice Kinnian, and Sara Angel.

Special credit goes to Buck Futz, whose blaster Talos inflicted a huge amount of damage. He and John E Normus also managed to kill a nearby Mackinaw during the same gank--which was "tanked" with three Civilian Shield Boosters.


Our high-value mining ship of the week is Lele Ita Maulerant's Mackinaw, killed by Knights Manny Moons, NoseCandy, and Sara Angel. This kill is personal to me, because I was bumping Lele for awhile prior to the attack. He absolutely refused to purchase a permit, and repeatedly warped back to the ice field. If he had only listened, his loss would have been avoided. Instead of trusting in a mining permit, he put his faith in a Caldari Navy Adaptive Invulnerability Field.

Naturally, the faction hardener didn't drop (whoever says SOMER Blink is rigged never met the Loot Fairy). Interestingly, the Mackinaw was equipped with a tech II mining drone rig, which you don't see every day. In any event, Lele lost over 700 million isk worth of Mackinaw that day. Bonus justice came in the form of his nearly 700 million isk worth of implants, destroyed by Sara Angel.


The pod of the week belongs to Sandra Duke, with over one billion isk worth of implants gone in the blink of an eye. The destruction of this pod came courtesy of Knight Buck Futz. I'm always curious what kinds of implants are in the expensive pods. Here, we have a set of improved learning implants, along with a bunch of expensive missile implants. No mining implants to be found. It looks like Sandra is a mission-runner, but she found it's easier to make money by mining ice AFK in highsec.

In case you feel sorry for Sandra, I recommend against it. Her Mackinaw was killed by Buck Futz 32 minutes earlier. Her pod, worth over a billion isk, sat quietly in the ice field for more than half an hour before Buck returned with a Catalyst and put her out of her misery.

Should CCP do more to protect the Sandra Dukes of the world from the Buck Futzes? I'll leave you with that thought.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

The New CSM, Part 2

Today's post is a continuation of my explanation of my philosophy about the daily workings of the CSM. Join me, won't you?


It seems like the New Order is being talked about everywhere these days, doesn't it? Wherever EVE is being discussed, the polarizing name of James 315 seems to pop up again and again. This development doesn't surprise me--I wrote about it back in October.

It's a simple, unintended consequence of the buffing of highsec. As EVE's population crowds into highsec, and as emergent gameplay continues to be nerfed, the ideologically-driven New Order becomes the only game in town, so to speak. In the same way that the mining systems of highsec are completely mute until we arrive, the focus of the EVE community will center on the few individuals who supply emergent gameplay to an increasingly carebearized playerbase. If we're the only thing disrupting the silence of highsec, and if everyone makes their money in highsec, then a lot of EVE players are going to spend a lot of time thinking about us. Ironically, the very people who despise the New Order and hate hearing about me are the ones pushing the game design changes that ensure my notoriety.

This isn't something that I desired or pursued. I am not interested in becoming famous for the sake of it. My only concern is the improvement of EVE. I would rather accomplish the goals of the New Order, even if that means the New Order would be less at the center of attention, due to emergent gameplay of all kinds flourishing across EVE.

Even so, there are those who genuinely fear my presence on the CSM. Those who spend time with me or my Agents in-game understand that I am not the monster that my enemies make me out to be. I'm not power mad; I ain't even mad. It's easy to take for granted that everyone else understands this, too. But I understand that there are many EVE players out there who are paranoid and distrustful about my intentions. There are even people who agree with many of my policy positions who nevertheless worry about the possibility of my attempting to dominate the CSM. I would like to put all those fears to rest.

Consider the basic characteristics of the CSM. It's a group of volunteers. They come from all different backgrounds, and have different points of view. The CSM transcends the lines drawn between corporations, alliances, and coalitions in EVE. And they all come together for the purpose of improving the game. Sound familiar? I'm acquainted with the concept.

Everyone who has been following the CSM campaign thus far knows the central issue of this election. It's about the choice between, one the one hand, a carebear-driven theme park that (purportedly) maximizes CCP's subscription revenue, and on the other hand, my vision of an EVE with balanced game mechanics and restored opportunities for PvP and emergent gameplay across the board. That's what it's all about; that's the big, fundamental question for EVE right now.

Obviously I had a hand in framing the scope of the debate. Is that evidence of my "pushiness"? I don't think so. Even without my efforts to give these issues prominence, it's not as if people couldn't see what was going on. And, to be honest, it's not as though there a lot of CSM candidates out there trying to drive other issues to the forefront. Even if you have been paying close attention to this race, if you were asked to write down basic bullet points of what you've learned so far, you would probably end up with a list that looks something like this:

1. James 315 thinks risk/reward is severely imbalanced and damaging the game.
2. People who live in wormholes really like to run for CSM for some reason.

I've spoken quite a bit about the need for balance in the game, and balance is just as important for the CSM. On one end of the spectrum, we have the temptation to say that the election is all about James 315 and his ideas, so let's just have him run everything on the CSM and tell CCP what to do. This approach would strike a lot of people as being arrogant. Equally problematic is the other end of the spectrum, the "business as usual" approach.

We all know how the "business as usual" approach goes: Everything is on autopilot, nothing of real importance gets done, and the CSM has no impact on anything. We can almost write the meeting minutes for such a CSM in advance...

The CSM met with CCP and shared their ideas for fixing POSes and sovereignty. CCP was fascinated and told them that something may happen in a few years. The CSM's vice-chairman voiced his enthusiasm for the improved level of communication that this achievement represents. Meanwhile, CCP reported significant progress has been made on creating a blue ribbon with the word "stakeholder" on it, which may be pinned on the CSM at some point in the future. "Huzzahs" all around.

After a well-deserved break, the CSM and CCP reconvened to discuss other matters. One member of the CSM suggested that stations could be made destructible, which will never ever ever ever ever in a million years happen. A lengthy conversation ensued about how interesting this would be if it happened, which it never will. Another member of the CSM, speaking on voice-chat, echoed those who liked the station destructability idea. The environment in the conference room became very tense, because that CSM member had not previously pulled his weight in the "busywork" department. His voice-chat was put on "mute" while the remaining CSM members debated whether he had earned the right to speak. They came to the conclusion that he had not. This had little impact on the rest of proceedings, because his ideas were pretty much identical to everyone else's anyway.

The next day, the CSM met with CCP to discuss the upcoming expansion, which was to be rolled out in two weeks. The CSM expressed surprise, as they had not previously been told about the expansion. CCP assured them that a devblog would be released in a week, and that they could read all about it there. The atmosphere became noticeably tense. CSM members insisted that they could have offered useful input. A CCP employee apologized and assured them that in the future, they would be given more access. Finally, another CCP employee broke the tension by joking that things would be so much easier if they abolished the CSM altogether. Many good-natured laughs were had by all.

When the CSM and CCP returned from lunch, they took up the subject of highsec. One member of the CSM had heard disturbing reports about people being killed there. An intense discussion about risk in highsec followed. Some were in favor and some were against; the CSM and CCP were split about evenly on the question. One member of the CSM questioned whether it was such a good idea that new players with only a few years of experience had to descend into the depths of 0.7 security systems to mine ice. In addition, he pointed out the unfairness of wardecs occurring in which one side was more powerful or had better leadership than the other. In such cases, the defending side might need to spend up to several minutes and two million isk dissolving and reforming their corp to nullify the wardec.

The result of the conversation was inconclusive. All agreed that wardecs were overpowered, except for those who disagreed. It was decided that no decision about changes to wardecs should be made until at least a few months prior to there being a chance for community feedback on the issue. The session ended. Everyone on the CSM expressed a profound feeling of accomplishment, and that they would not be running for reelection next term.


That's the kind of CSM that we need to avoid. The "business as usual" approach is lacking in substance, just as an "All About James 315" CSM would be lacking in style. Some compromise between the two should be found. Obviously I have no intention of hewing strictly to the agenda by which the CSM meetings are supposed to be run; breakthroughs rarely occur according to a schedule. However, I am perfectly willing to spend as much time listening to others' ideas as I spend promoting my own.

Friday, March 1, 2013

The Code Knight Rises

It's not uncommon for people to compare me to the Batman. Particularly when I was a bumper who eschewed the use of firearms whilst dispensing justice, this comparison was often made. Coincidentally, two different Agents have recently made Batman-related artwork. Here's one by Agent OneAngryNinja:

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Next is a poster by Agent Alice Kinnian, who makes a really great point about the New Order's attitude toward isk, which is so different than the carebears':

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Interestingly, OneAngryNinja also sent me a very similar poster, and even EVEmailed it to me in the same minute Alice did. So many great minds in the New Order, it's no wonder they often travel along the same wavelength.

BONUS CONTENT!

The story of Mine Teck and the SoundCloud recording of his complaints about us on TeamSpeak have taken EVE by storm. Agent Pestario Vargas immortalized one of Mine Teck's most striking comments in this meme picture:

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In addition, I have classified Agent Dr Tyler's recording of Mine Teck as artwork and have added it to the Links page, along with the rest of the masterpieces there.

BONUS BONUS CONTENT!

Agent Agent Trask has written an anthem for the New Order entitled "Highsec Belongs to Me". In addition, he personally performed the anthem on TeamSpeak. You may listen to Trask's dulcet tones here: Highsec Belongs to Me (credit to Agent Fawn Tailor for recording it).

Very inspirational.

Permanent links to all supporter artwork may be found on the Links page.

Top Supporters for February 2013

Each month, MinerBumping immortalizes its top isk contributors in a hall of fame post. The "Month's Top Supporters" sidebar is reset early in the following month. You can view the August, September, October, November, December 2012, and January 2013 top 10 lists at the appropriate links.

Here are our top isk contributors for February 2013:

TOP SUPPORTERS
February 2013



#1. Daltzi
4,000,000,000 isk



#2. Derrek Katelo
2,000,000,000 isk



#3. Mort ach
675,000,000 isk



#4. Zechrabah
671,000,000 isk



#5. Bryan Legacy
600,000,000 isk



#6. Jocindus
300,000,000 isk



#6. Leia Jadesol
300,000,000 isk



#8. Vin King
214,000,000 isk



#8. Virajar
200,000,000 isk



#10. SlightKerfufle Nardieu
150,000,000 isk

These brave men and women are the most responsible for all of that lovely isk that keeps our Agents in Catalysts, and keeps our enemies in lossmails. Well done!

Community Outreach Recording

Most entities in EVE are hell-bent on conquest or killboard stats or the pursuit of money. The New Order is different. We're all about building people up and helping them grow, by giving them the tools and the confidence that they need in order to become productive members of our new highsec. We're not so much building an empire as we are building a society.


"No miner left behind" is our motto. Meet Mine Teck. He's Danish and occasionally has difficulty communicating with others. He's also a carebear. But none of that is going to stand in our way.


Mine Teck has flirted with joining the resistance, and frequently causes disruptions in Kamio local.


Lately, he's moved out of the rebel camp and onto the fence. He could go either way. Unfortunately, he's been having difficulty following the Code.


That's where the New Order's loyal Agents come into the picture. Agent Dr Tyler and a few others invited Mine Teck to a TeamSpeak channel where they could figure out what the problem was, and hopefully, to solve it. In the process, our Agents were able to defuse a potentially volatile situation, and helped Mine Teck learn more about the Code. Another win/win for the good guys! A peace conference on TeamSpeak is just another way the New Order performs outreach to the highsec community.

Conferences may be recorded for quality assurance.

Mine Teck learns about the Code (SoundCloud)