Sunday, May 4, 2014

Kills of the Week

One thing the New Order is very big on: The concept of karma. What you put out into the universe, you get back. For years, freighter pilots have abused highsec in the most stomach-turning manner. Now their chickens are coming home to roost. Agent loyalanon has been gathering posses (not to be confused with POSes!) to bring these criminals to justice. Today, a look back at the week of April 27th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 3rd @ 23:59 EVEtime.

How many of the beastly criminals were destroyed this week?


...A lot. Imagine the billions and billions of isk that have gone down the drain as a result of New Order fleets taking action in the last seven days. All of which could have prevented, by the way, if the freighter pilots bothered to follow the rules they agreed to when they entered highsec.


The New Order hasn't forgotten about the Orcas, either.



There's only enough space to feature a small handful of these bot-aspirants, and we'll need to move quickly. First up: Joshi Karoshi and her excessive Plastic Wraps. Query: What was she trying to hide? A freighter pilot who carries modest cargo shouldn't be ashamed of what's in her cargo bay. And she shouldn't try to smuggle things past our Agents without a permit. Freighter pilots of highsec: Papers, please.

Joshi also lost another freighter three days earlier, during Burn Jita. Some people never learn.



Benjamin Baltimore gets the record for the most unlicensed mining vessels popped in one go. No less than 43 Retrievers were destroyed in a single gank! If you're going to be hauling around 43 Retrievers, you had better start your journey by paying 430 million isk to a local Agent for mining permits. Yeesh!



No one should be surprised that csv1950 lost his freighter. Just look at his corp name. "No Code of Conduct"? Really? He must mean no code of conduct aside from the New Halaima Code of Conduct, which we all agreed to follow. Also the EULA.



Several especially expensive freighters, including Charley Sasen's 6 billion isk turkey, were also destroyed this week. It's funny how people will blow their money on bad things, but whine and cry when asked to spend just a little money on something good. Carebears, that "extortion" you write petitions about every day is just a rounding error compared to all the contraband we have to blow up.



All of the extra firepower the New Order has gained lately can be put to use in new and creative ways. Consider Abdula Ohaya's 411 million isk Skiff. Why fly an expensive Skiff when you could get a Mackinaw for cheaper, with better yield and cargo? The Skiff's advantage is tank. Yet the tank--if the carebear even bothers to fit one--is completely worthless when our Agents are on the prowl, as they always are. Multiple Skiffs died this week thinking they were above the law.



As I said, the Orcas. DiaRosCris returned to Kills of the Week with a 1.6 billion isk fail-fit Orca. As an example of the tragedy of the bot-aspirant condition, DiaRosCris is a compelling figure. One day I know she'll get her life straightened out. Until then, I fear she will continue to provide interesting reading material for killboards.

For this week's killmails, special thanks to (in no particular order but the New Order) Agents 412nv Yaken, Aaaarrgg, Angel Pirate, Ario Drumall, Ashleigh Ellecon, Braggs Seyllin, Capt Starfox, Che Jorandis, Cilarien, D400, Dillon Hawk, djentropy Ovaert, Erika Anzomi, iZaEaRl, James Haythem, Jaxi Wreckful, Jebediah Phoenix, karma balancer, loyalanon, Mildron Klinker, Mr Trust, Nanny State, Nitetime Video, Pestario Vargas, Pod Killer Yvormes, Pod-Goo Repoman, Puskarich, Rayner Aldent, Salex Zee, Schlampa, Scylla ofMessia, Sophaya Fortelleren, Sophia Soprano, Throatslashar, unknown boat, Vic Jefferson, Walter Kramer, Warboss Mork, Xeihun Khamez, and Zane Arnolles.

55 comments:

  1. But...but...rebels say Code isn't relevant!

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  2. DiaRosCris also has an.. interesting Orca loss from late last year. https://zkillboard.com/kill/35136095/

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    1. Looking at that fit, and at who killed her, no need to guess what her crime was...

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  3. Looking forward to explosively decommissioning even more Code Violating Freighters and Orcas in the coming week.

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  4. It's been an amazing week.

    Long live the CODE, long live the Conference Elite!

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  5. Yeah lets all pat each other on the back and pretend we all matter - shame it is just empty gestures in a game and you all have NOTHING to show in real life. Also it should be pointed out High Sec is still the SAME - what are you actually doing, what are you actually affecting? NOTHING apart from bolstering a FAIL ego maniac who can't stand the fact he can't change a thing in the game. So congratulations for being the MINDLESS idiots who aimlessly follow him!

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    1. I think you need to just take a step back. Try to calm down... Take a deep breath

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    2. It's sad and doesn't speak very highly of your intelligence when you have to insult other people because you, yourself, are upset. Please calm down.

      Also, a lot has changed in Highsec. More miners are fitting tanks, more miners are also paying more attention to their surroundings, not to mention mission runners and haulers doing the same, oh and there's a whole community dedicated to whoring on New Order lossmails, and more and more players are choosing a side. I'd say a lot more is happening in Highsec now than ever before, but you can continue to disagree, make fun of people based off their desired in-game play-style, because you can't be bothered with the facts. Just because you chose the losing side doesn't mean you have to be all angry, join us.

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    3. I'm curious, having been away from this site for sometime i return to see you are now ganking freighters in the name of the CODE. Has the code changed? Were these pilots AFK? Or has Jimmy decided that every one who visits high sec now owes a tax levy?

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    4. Yeah Starfox does seem really MAD - another one with serious personal issues along with Loyalamoron. Instead of patting each other on the back then get that counseling so you can try to contribute to REAL LIFE.

      On the subject of Jimmy not changing anything. Let's look at the FACTS. Jimmy has been controlling you DUMMIES for years and achieved NOTHING so he got so mad at the lack of change, he said burn high sec. The reason for this is that he see's other people enjoying themselves so he wants to RUIN everything.

      This is psychotic behavior and always the last resort for a maniac but you see in real life that might work, you don't like something you light a fire burn it and it is in ashes but in a game, destroy a mining ship, they get an insurance payment and another stronger one appears because they buy a Procurer or Skiff. Attack them and Concord kills you because what you are doing which is ILLEGAL etc. etc. Do it too much and CCP will help industrialists and add rigs to Freighters so they can defend themselves better or let people Hull Tank Orcas or add an extra low slot on a Skiff and improve the drones (all happening in summer expansion).

      So in the end what have you achieved - NOTHING and will always achieve NOTHING except to try to bolster a FAIL old mans Eve ego. CONGRATS!

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    5. I look forward to CCP adding Rigs to Freighters. I can't wait to gank anti-tanked Jump Freighters because they wanted Expanded Cargo Holds for some reason.

      Anon 9:08, you really need to calm down dude.

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    6. Hold on, I thought we have changed nothing, yet you are going on about that if we do this too much that ccp will help industrialists.

      We are making progress with this butthurt carebear.

      So let us know if we are doing too little or too much as it looks like you cant make up your mind.

      Also let us know what you are doing in eve that is so great and important compared to what we are doing?

      Also (pt2) if you havent noticed we post on our ingame names, we dont need to hide behind the anonymous name like a little bitch.

      ggrekt.

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    7. Loyalamoron is REAL MAD lol Hey and learn to speak actual English - you make yourself sound STUPID every time you speak and everything you write makes absolutely no sense - geez

      And way to go for making no difference to Eve, everything is COUNTERED by CCP and that is how it is - so WHINGE and CRY and about it but you FAIL.

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    8. please james 315 smoke some more crack and continue on with your delusional life. I enjoy that there is more flashy reds in high sec to shoot at. If I was like you and had no life and smoked crack all day i'd prolly think i was a savior of something too. All of the people that hate the hs miners are really very cowardly in fact i have come up with the perfect acronym for you and your followers
      CODE = Cowardly Order of Dudes in EVE
      For you to have put so much effort into this is a clear indication of how little of a life you have and and you lack in real pvp hunting skills there are plenty of targets everywhere but that would take skill and patience.
      I have been ganked a total of 2 times in eve over my 4years of playing 1 time in jita and i had a laugh because the gankers wasted more with the ships they lost than what my total loss was 2nd time i was passing thru a ls system in a shuttle and was popped by a smart bomb bs. I have podded over 30 gankers and have about 300 ganker kills on my kb .Ty again for giving me targets in hs.
      but you can keep the crap that spews from your mouth to your self

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    9. After what you have said, I feel so ashamed of myself. You obviously know what you are doing if you are able to pod 30 gankers while we only know how to kill defenseless ships. I wish to turn over a new leaf and pvp in a proper and honorable manner. Please contact me so that I may learn from you.

      - Amyclas Amatin

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    10. Amyclas - go to see a Psychologist, we can't help you with your personal issues here and lack of anything in real life.

      I know you feel very worthless and cry every night because you can't get a girlfriend and it is hard being out of work and you go online to make the pain stop, but that trust me that is the answer to all your problems. Being a useless person who follows the total fake leader who couldn't care less about you isn't.

      Here's an hanker-chief, pep up and get that courage to make a change - google psychiatrist and find one in your area now.

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    11. You sure do seem obsessed with commenting about what we're not changing, etc. How's that working out for you?

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    12. Starfox it gets your ANGRY and that is why I say it and also because it is the TRUTH. Nothing has changed or will ever change - you do everything for NOTHING because CCP will always keep the balance so you attack freighters and they get rigs etc etc. but hey you are the one that has to work that out and years from now when you are still doing the same stuff and the game is still the same then maybe the penny will drop. By then I am sure ego maniac Jimmy will still be talking to same old crap but people will see him for what he is which is an fail bitter old man who is a complete joke.

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    13. Can't wait to gank some JF's with cargo rigs! I wonder what helped lead CCP in the direction of rigs and Freighters? Ahh, doesn't matter Carebears will still be idiots and blame other people.

      Hey by the way, whatever happened to static ice belts?

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    14. Well you failed at being a diplomat because you were too stupid and condescending to others to do it so ganking is probably all you can do because it is very easy and takes zero brains to kill people who can't fight back. To do other things in the game takes intelligence and not being a complete coward.

      As far as any changes, Eve progresses and stays balanced. Go out and do what you want but CCP will always balance the game so again it makes no difference and we will see you here years from now and you still won't have changed a thing and high sec will still be the same and miners and industrialists etc. will still rule everything.

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    15. You must not understand how Diplomacy works, it's okay.

      "years from now all miners and industrialists etc. will become Code complaint", I fixed that for you, you're welcome!

      It may take years, but Highsec is worth fighting for!

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    16. Real diplomacy isn't telling everyone what you think and not listening to them - that is called dictatorship and makes you an abysmal human being.

      And hey it took you 2 years already, how many more years? 5, 10? Sorry but 2 years means you already failed but keep providing us the laughs

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    17. Real Diplomacy? You mean Eve Online Diplomacy. Remember anon, this is a video game after-all, don't forget that again.

      I do try to help miners and carebears; I've even got a few of them to come out on ganks.

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    18. Quit pretending to be something you aren't, you are a cold sadistic horrible person and you should not be pretending to be a diplomat - my ass is a better diplomat than you. All you have done is ridicule people constantly and you haven't mended any bridges and people hate code even more now.

      Try changing your approach and listening to people and putting yourself in their shoes and bend a little - just because you are a jimmy puppet doesn't mean you have to throw your brain in the trash.

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    19. It's unfortunate you have to keep repeating yourself; can't do it right the first time, eh? It's like you have to constantly remind yourself of your own argument so that maybe it will be easier to believe your own drivel.

      I eagerly await your regurgitated response.

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    20. You are also easy to wind up and get angry. Again that is another reason why you are a FAIL DIPLOMAT - thank you for feeding my troll and for all your tears LMAO. They need to rename this forum - take the p*ss out of code lol

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    21. If this is you trolling, you're not good at it. I'm having a blast responding to you, you're hilarious. I'm not angry, nor wound up. You're just entertaining.

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    22. Yeah I am good because you keep coming back for more. Part of that is you have very low self esteem because you have NOTHING in your life so to you any attention is good attention, even if someone is insulting you constantly.

      I really do for sorry for you, the only thing you have is Eve and you tried the diplomacy because you wanted to connect to people and have some type of conversation. Thing is you are BAD at it because you have no skills to be able to talk to real people.

      My suggestion is that you see a Psychiatrist. You can then work at learning to be a real person and eventually you would be able to mix with real people and maybe even get some real relationships going.

      I know it is difficult but not everyone wants somebody just for looks and some people will like you for who your are.

      Yes your weight problem might be an issue but if you show you are trying then most will accept it.

      Anyway best of luck with that, one day you will look back at Eve and your idiot ways on there as a bad phase in your life and a point where enough was enough and you wanted to EXIST and have a REAL LIFE and real achievements.

      And Remember I am here for you ;)

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  6. What a great week!

    loyal, I think you might be the best ganker I've ever ganked with. Just incredible my friend!

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    1. What a great week? See above you changed NOTHING etc And yes Loyalamoron is amazing, he can now nearly speak a full sentence. And he is so obsessed with Eve he managed to ruin everything he had in real life and now has serious personal issues - very successful and a great achievement!

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    2. these tears make me lol incredibly.

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    3. Lol 6 words - your vocab is now equal to a 3 year old - congrats And yeah I agree you cry a lot Loyalamoron but with your mess of a life and mental issues you should lol Go see that counselor and everything will get better

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    4. please james 315 smoke some more crack and continue on with your delusional life. I enjoy that there is more flashy reds in high sec to shoot at. If I was like you and had no life and smoked crack all day i'd prolly think i was a savior of something too. All of the people that hate the hs miners are really very cowardly in fact i have come up with the perfect acronym for you and your followers
      CODE = Cowardly Order of Dudes in EVE
      For you to have put so much effort into this is a clear indication of how little of a life you have and and you lack in real pvp hunting skills there are plenty of targets everywhere but that would take skill and patience.
      I have been ganked a total of 2 times in eve over my 4years of playing 1 time in jita and i had a laugh because the gankers wasted more with the ships they lost than what my total loss was 2nd time i was passing thru a ls system in a shuttle and was popped by a smart bomb bs. I have podded over 30 gankers and have about 300 ganker kills on my kb .Ty again for giving me targets in hs.
      but you can keep the crap that spews from your mouth to your self

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    5. Is it just me, or is Loyalamoron the worst attempt at word play and a nickname ever? Like to me, it should be Loyalachampionofhighsecandcapkilla if anything....

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    6. Loyalamoron fits his personality, he is angry, stupid and a loser who can't find a REAL role in the game so ganks which also means he is at the BOTTOM OF THE GAME. Only other name you could call him is loyalamoronstupdiassloserbottomfeeder but thanks for your idea for us to create a more suitable name for him.

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    7. loyalanon? He is that cheat that has to use 3 different characters at once - wolf soprano and sophia soprano are his alts - he can't gank solo or fight anyone without them - a true multiboxing lame cheat and he is the best you got?

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    8. glorious tears :D

      Thankyou for your tears. let us know on the doll where loyalanon touched you

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    9. Anonymous May 7, 2014 at 12:28 AM - Nice attempt at diverting the topic but LOYALANON IS A LAME CHEAT, HE USES 3 PLAYERS AND MULTIBOXES AND CAN'T DO ANYTHING SOLO EVEN GANKING.

      I would say Loyalmoron put the obvious rebuttal (I will get to the reBUTTal part later) but unless he copy and pasted then no chance because we all know he can only speak in part sentences.

      But anyway to the fun part - No you are wrong about the doll, we all know Loyalamoron only touches Jimmy and only up his reBUTTal (Oh there you go) and sorry but only one crying is Jimmy in that scenario unless they reverse roles but we know he prefers it that way LOL

      But hey thanks for your input and don't worry I am sure they will let you join in, if you try harder so don't take it so personally. Hey we all have goals, most are real life but about real people but go for it - LMAO

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    10. Why is it that carebears choose the idiot character?

      Anyway, Loyalanon likes to kill freighters. Unfortunately, freighters aren't solo-gankable.

      The rest of your argument is nonsense.

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    11. Yeah I agree with you, Loyalanon is the idiot character out of all of code, so that is why he is the brunt of a lot of jokes. He only has to speak in local or mining chat and people p*ss themselves but If you have a better 'idiot' choice then please feel free to let us know.

      Mmmh wrong - Loyalamoron likes to gank mining ships and he isn't capable of doing that without using is alt Sophia Soprano, in fact he probably can't even gank a shuttle without using an alt and without multiboxing. So hence he is in code and not in a decent low sec or null corp doing real PVP. Also we know he is scared to do anything like that because people shoot back but hey you are either a cowardly ganker or you man up and do real PVP.

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    12. I've said it before and I will say it again:

      You can always tell the difference between a CODE enforcer and a carebear. Having trouble with it? Our posts make sense are not a total eyesore to even read. I mean, look at some of the quotes from replies to this thread.

      "Loyalamoron likes to gank mining ships and he isn't capable of doing that without using is alt Sophia Soprano..."

      I have been ganked a total of 2 times in eve over my 4years of playing 1 time in jita and i had a laugh because the gankers wasted more with the ships they lost than what my total loss was 2nd time i was passing thru a ls system in a shuttle and was popped by a smart bomb bs."

      "yeah I agree you cry a lot Loyalamoron but with your mess of a life and mental issues you should lol Go see that counselor and everything will get better"

      You can tell the fine art of communicating with other human beings is lost on players of this caliber, and this saddens me. How do you carebears expect to master a game as deep and complex and social as Eve Online if you cannot even compost a forum post that makes any sense?

      Pro tip time - Proofread. No on expects you to be perfect, but at least put forth an effort. Show some respect to the people who may be reading your words.

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    13. See? I even forgot a pair of quotes, and somehow used the word "compost" when I intended to use the word "compose" - but at least you can feel the *EFFORT* that went into typing a reply. Trust me, give it a shot.

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    14. DJ you aren't smart, in fact your response shows you are VERY DUMB because it is a total mess and unintelligible. Are you actually even speaking English? You don't need to proofread your response because it is total drivel.

      And I am pleased that is all you can go on about. Just like when you were in the bonus room with Ero 1, you attempt to pick away at someone to get a reaction. It is a shame you weren't banned, I think it should have been everyone involved but at least we got rid of one sociopath.

      Oh and by the way, we know you think matter because you are a pretend DJ on a Eve radio station but because you can't do it in real life then it makes you a NOBODY.

      In fact, if you were a real DJ then you would have been sacked a long time ago for your negative views. A real DJ should be neutral and not you act like an idiot and have extreme views so they lower the standard of the station.

      Still this and the Erotica 1 incident shows you have NO CLASS.

      By the way are you still in love with Ero 1 or is that phase over? Maybe you should move on to be in love with Hello Kitty next LOL

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  7. The epitome of douche baggery in eve

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  8. I know charlie sasen was not afk when he was ganked, he was talking on teamspeak with us. That might be alot of isk for you guys but we make them and it was replaced in about 30seconds.

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    1. "I could be in trouble here guys" said charlie as he was being bumped off the gate, preventing him from warping.
      40seconds later, "Yep, a red fleet just landed on my filled with talos's and catalysts"

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    2. Yup replaced in 30 seconds. I'm curious about the details of your profession. Apparently you've figured out how to make 720b/hr. You could pay for the losses of B-R5RD in only 15.2 hours. That's impressive.

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  9. The epitome of douche baggery in eve

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  10. Sweet. For every agent listed in these KoTW posts, I learn who to avoid when I see them in local. Thanks a million! Or should I say 10 million?

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  11. Why talk smack with out posting your name... Act bad ass, speak rudly and hide. Yup carebears hiding just like when they stay docked up and shit on local.

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    1. Yeah that coming from a ganker - You sit in a station all day while your scout finds targets. You then attack someone who can't fight back which makes you a coward and then harass and threaten that person and try to force them to quit the game.

      Yeah you are talking about yourself which is often the case with gankers but your word twisting is always noticed. And so you post your name, the only reason for that is exactly what I explained - you are a cowardly nobody hiding in a station.

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    2. You play your games, we play ours.

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