Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The Nakugard Blues, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Illegal miner Will55jr1, a member of Dark Star Militia Reserves, displayed a horrendous attitude toward the Code in Nakugard local. Agent DJentropy Ovaert reported him to the corp's CEO. When that didn't have a satisfactory result, he referred the matter to senior Agents. The threat of a wardec from Agent Cannibal Kane made Will reconsider his stance on the Code.

(Due to varying screen resolutions, you'll need to click on some images to read the chat.)

After Will bought mining permits for his fellow corp members, it came to light that Will purchased them under false pretenses: His corp was on the Red Pen list and owed 30 million per permit instead of the customary 10 million.


When told that he owed an additional 20 million per permit, Will balked. But hey, you're not supposed to want to be on the Red Pen list.


Will objected that when he originally handed over his money, no one told him about his corp's Red Pen status. Our Agents are ushering in a new era, facilitating the rebirth of highsec. That doesn't mean they were born yesterday.


The record plainly showed that when senior Agent Motoko Nishizawa notified me of the corp's Red Pen status, the corp CEO (Bobbi LeStrange) was copied on the EVEmail. Will himself also received a copy.


Will threatened to tell everyone in highsec that mining permits are a scam. Then, when faced with the evidence, he was unable to come up with an excuse.


Motoko generously offered to credit Will with a 1/3 downpayment, based on the isk he had received from him thus far. Unfortunately, the carebear seemed willing to throw away all the progress he'd made. Which is crazy. That's like playing a really long RPG and never saving your game.


Will suffered a dramatic relapse. He declared the Code a scam and even went as far as to suggest that I wasn't his personal inspiration anymore.


The next day, after having slept on it, Will started to come back around. It didn't hurt that the threat of a wardec from Cannibal Kane made his CEO increasingly nervous. Will was apparently told to clean up the mess he'd made.


Indeed, the corp was already on the wrong end of a wardec from someone else. Perhaps Will's CEO blamed him for calling undue attention to the corp.


It was a remarkable turnaround. Will was now willing to pay Red Pen prices for all his corpmates' mining permits.


Will sent Motoko the money. His docility and willingness to comply with the Code were an inspiration. It was hard to believe that Will was the same person who used to spend his days cursing the New Order in local and encouraging Nakugard miners to rebel.


Despite the fact that he provided payment for his fellow miners, Dark Star Militia Reserves ultimately decided to remove Will from the corp. Will's bio doesn't contain a pledge of loyalty to me, so his Code-compliance is apparently still a work in progress. Even so, Will had come a long way. It's not easy for someone to insult you one day and give you a bunch of money the next. Yet we know this is the journey that all rebel carebears must make. A thrilling prospect!

35 comments:

  1. Is it just me, or does EVERYTHING you guys touch turn to crap.

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    1. When the New Order touches someone and they see the light, they become Code complaint, and therefore "one of us" and live the joyous lives of New Eden demi-gods. Those we touch who refuse the plain truth presented continue to toil in misery among their own filth. So in once sense you are correct.

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    2. The New Order seeks only to free those decadent souls shackled by bot-aspirance. Some souls are so lost, however, that they can only find solace shackled in their own filth and decay, so in that sense, they were already crap.

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    3. When carebears touch something it turns to "crap". In this case Will's CEO.

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    4. Look at the nutcases here shoveling out Jimmys tripe like it really matters - can't wait for Eve to end so you all realize you never mattered and Jimmy was a nobody. I guess the quacks offices will be busy on that day and the mental institutions will all get filled.

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    5. Anon @6:29
      Nope. Unlike crybears like you, we realize it's just a game, and would move on to something else.

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    6. LOL Sure you can without Jimmy there is no hope for you poor retards and that is why you drool all over him like a bunch of lapdogs - very sad and very pathetic

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  2. I love it when a pilot finds enlightenment.

    Its unfortunate will was kicked from his corp, but maybe its because everyone else accepted the code and he didnt.

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    1. I don't think so. I think Will was kicked because he was so enlightened that his fellow corp-members felt like they were standing in the shade. I feel that they then began to loathe his superior demonstration of the CODE and so kicked him out of jealousy. If only those converts would hold to the tenants of the CODE, then all would be right with Eve.

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  3. go fuck yourself

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    1. Motoko NishizawaMay 13, 2014 at 10:38 PM

      Welp that's it guys, we lost. Everyone pack up your ships and ship them back to Jita.

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    2. it's like the trolls aren't even trying anymore :(

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  4. "Despite the fact that he provided payment for his fellow miners, Dark Star Militia Reserves ultimately decided to remove Will from the corp."

    A man sacrifices his own wealth to benefit his corp mates, and they repay his good deed by casting him out like a leper. The treachery and selfishness of the carebear knows no bounds.

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    1. Better he wander alone than abide the company of bot-aspirants.

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    2. Reason enough for a wardec from Kane. Sounds like they've earned it. :)

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  5. Very thorough management of a tricky case. Congratulations to the Agents for team work and well-organized response in face of hostile rebellious corporation.

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  6. Granted, it's difficult to prove "unbiased reporting," but the screenshots here definitely help. Personally, the boorishness of most of the rebels pacified is what particularly grates on my nerves.

    Ugh. Who wouldn't want these types removed or punished in some manner?

    - Liang Ren

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  7. Looks like there is always somebody stupid enough to buy permits for that code scam. Assuming of course the screen shots aren't faked...

    So much about Eve been a game for smart players

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  8. My corporation has been wardeced by your mercenaries on your behalf in the past, and for me it has been good PVP training. You guys have also hired mercenaries to fight the corporations that are allied with me and it is turning them into PVP machines, even as we speak. Mercenaries have respect and honor for those who will stand up for themselves and fight back. Honor between warriors.

    This is an honor that I do not believe the New Order totally understands or appreciates. The only exception to this, as far as I know, is Loyalanon and a handful of her team that fought us last night at Isanamo. Honorable PVP combat. The fact that you won't fight us 95% of the time is one reason everybody hates you guys. (I'm just shooting straight here.)

    But talk is cheap, and PVP is golden, so let me say one last thing in words I know you will understand: I believe that the New Order as a movement has fallen into a routine:

    gank, gank, merc. gank, gank, merc. gank, gank, merc... etc.

    I am going to help release you from your bot-aspirant behavior. I'm putting together a fun little thing that you can read about later today on the forums and on my website that will force you to engage in honorable PVP. Or die of shame. The gauntlet has been thrown.

    See you all at Isanamo!

    Xan Staraider
    Busybody / Rebel-Rouser

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    1. I agree. There is no honor hiding behind your isk. This should be interesting!

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    2. oh goody another vague threat of rebel uprising.

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    3. The Great Hunt has begun!

      https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=344561&find=unread

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    4. Now, this sounds fun... but, which side should I join? Either side. Enjoy the PVP.

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    5. You may as well give Concord the three prizes now to be honest.

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    6. Xan,

      You never fight back when I was at war with you. So before you call say others dont have any honor because they dont fight you. Remember that you keep dropping corp when I wardec you.

      Kane

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    7. Kane- I actually have you to thank for making me who I am now. Since your last wardec I found my inner warrior and embraced pvp. I will fight anyone who wants to duel me. Anytime anywhere.

      Likewise I can thank the New Order for pissing so many people off over the years, you've made my job very easy. And Robert's too, over at the Union of Free Miners. They have the most robust ship replacement program in all of EVE. An infinite supply of donors and ISK, all dedicated to fighting you.

      So, Jimmy: Your mercenary wardecs only serve to train my terror bears into pvp machines! And on the first night of our Great Hunt, one of our terror bears has already taken out a Conference Elite pod.

      And this is just the beginning!

      - Xan

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    8. Xan - Don't fall for it Kane is a coward so he will try to goad people into his stupid wardecs. He has totally lost the plot and can't fight anyone 1V1 without his wardecs and reppers. Very Sad and now he has no respect from everyone that only code want him.

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    9. Posts Anonymous... Calls other cowards.

      I wish I had an army of reppers.

      Kane

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    10. You do have bunch of reppers Kane and that is why no one respects you anymore except your new order buddies but how the mighty have fallen from Eve hero to Jimmys puppet and idolized by a bunch of backward kid gankers! ROFLMAO!!

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    11. I am nobodies puppet.

      If people give me ISK to do something I will do it. The day they stop given me ISK to do things I will doing things for them. However I do have an issue with people randomly using my name to threaten others. That needs to stop.

      I already warned somebody in the code about it.

      Kane

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    12. Kane you talk out of your butt, you are lying to yourself about everything, the reason you wardec is because you are scared to do real PVP and are worried about getting a loss on your KB.

      The reason you are with code is because you are a laughing stock to everyone else and you know those ganker idiots will praise you no matter how idiotic you get.

      Your silly wardecs against mining corps and use of neutral logis all proves you have no fight in you anymore so whatever you think you are achieving is a lie to yourself and it is a shame, you went from high sec hero to being Jimmys little lap dog.

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    13. You guys know who I am and you are more then welcome to wardec me. Or even defend the corp I am war with. But I know you will not because your can be tough here where nobody knows who you are. Remember that.

      I have not used RR Ever. The only time I was ever on the receiving end of RR was when I was part of a Large Merc group. Keep making assumptions if it makes you feel better. God knows it is impossible for a single person to do what I do without an army of RR according to your train of thought.

      Maybe if you were rich enough to pay me instead of the CODE paying me I would have been on the other side. There is always tomorrow. I have no loyalties. That only goes as far as the ISK that is coming into my wallet.

      Kane

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    14. Kane you are such a liar and you do it that often now, that you are starting to believe your own lies. You actually don't have a good image in the game, the image you have is one you created and one which is constantly bolstered up by your endless bullsh*t but real Eve players think you are a complete joke.

      Your loyalties are also completely with Code, you even have a corp in Code called 'Little Pony of the Apocalypse' and don't deny it because it says you created it and it shows you have a ganker alt which was used to gank recently with other code members. Jimmy even described you recently as a Senior Code Agent. So he is a liar too?

      The only one kidding himself is you and you gave up doing anything worthwhile because you are petrified to lose ships. You use wardecs as a tool to maintain a fail killboard which isn't real because all you do is locate mining corp members and kill them. Yes some come out and fight but they have no clue and you know that. If they do then you have reppers to ensure you never lose. Doing what you do, isn't noble and is in fact very cowardly.

      It also isn't about ISK, you have been playing the game for a long time so you don't need ISK. For you, it is being a Jimmy puppet and you like it because you are idolized by a bunch of loser backward kid gankers who don't know any better.

      You also know you can't go anywhere else in the game because everyone knows you are cheating repping coward who can no longer PVP. It is shameful and even you must look at how bad a player you have become and weep.

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    15. Kane also joined in on a Code wardec so he is out and out code. I didn't know he had a ganker alt, he said in the Eve forums that he never did it. Looks like you made a good call and he is an outright liar about everything.

      Dale Quinn

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  9. I would still dec the corp, after all THEY didnt pay....

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