Monday, May 12, 2014

The Nakugard Blues, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent DJentropy Ovaert repeatedly killed a stubborn miner in the Nakugard system. After proclaiming the Code in local, DJentropy was stunned to witness another Nakugard miner, Will55jr1, respond with all manner of heresies.


Before the Saviour of Highsec himself gets involved with such a matter, there are a lot of steps to be taken. Since Will55jr1 was a member of Dark Star Militia Reserves, DJentropy contacted the corp's CEO, Bobbi LeStrange.


The EVEmail was a generous courtesy--so typical of the New Order--yet it also carried a warning. If Bobbi didn't set things right, DJentropy would get a senior Agent involved.


Corp members sometimes cling to a misguided loyalty toward one another. This can interfere with their dedication to the Code. DJentropy made sure to include ample evidence so the CEO wouldn't be tempted to write off the complaint.


As far as DJentropy was concerned, the ball was in Bobbi's court. Either Will55jr1 would be instructed by his CEO to comply with the Code... or the other thing would happen.


Several minutes later, Agent Motoko Nishizawa spoke with Will55jr1. The carebear was in luck: Motoko was willing to give him a pass, as long as Will made sure everyone in the corp bought a mining permit.


Finally, the CEO replied. Despite our heroes' soft, reasonable approach, the carebear wanted to play hardball. Bobbi also offered a warning of her own: Will had combat ships that would make everyone's eyes melt.


Will's killboard, which reported a greater than 1% pilot efficiency rating, confirmed his elite PvP reputation.


In the midst of the peace talks, DJentropy filed an additional report on Will, telling of further violations of the Code.


...But Bobbi was in no mood to read such reports. Her corp would never bend to the likes of the New Order.


Peaceful options were rapidly exhausted. Motoko had no choice but to recommend that Agent Cannibal Kane, an enthusiastic wardeccer, be given jurisdiction over the matter.


Bobbi was unconcerned. She adamantly opposed the New Order and its Code. No mining permits would be purchased, and Will would not be penalized in any way.


But wardecs have a way of opening a carebear's mind.

To be continued...

45 comments:

  1. I'm on the edge of my seat. DJentropy Ovaert and Cannibal Kane are heroes of High Sec!

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    1. lol Cannibal Kane is a spent force, he wardecs people because he can't do real pvp and even when he fights in wardecs he has to use 'neutral reppers' in logis. Shame he no longer has it in him to fight anymore, it is one of the biggest tragedies on Eve where someone who was respected is now a sad code puppet with a wardec padded kb which is full of mining ship kills.

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    2. Maniacal Laugher Corp: Thank you so much!

      Anonymous @ 5:32 - You sound jealous. Keep trying, one day you might manage as impressive of a killboard as Cannibal Kane has done.

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    3. Yeah a padded fail kb where you are scared to fight and have to use logis is the best one isn't it? Kane is supreme fail and he knows it, so that is why he joined code along with the rest of you losers.

      And DJ you are equally as fail because you only have balls to gank miners - if someone shot back we would see a lot of poop! And since you talk total sh*t then no-one would notice - lol

      Both of you need to join the eve COWARDS CLUB because that is what you both are!

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    4. Anon @ 6:21 AM

      Spoken like someone who can't even bother to fact check anything before posting. A fast google search of my killboards (I have provided my full API to zkill since the day this character was created) will show you how wrong you are. However, you did not bother to take the time to do this. This character is only 5 months old, and has spent every single moment of his lifespan in PVP combat, much of it in low-sec, some of it in wormhole space, some of it in high-sec space. I've had a lot of win, and of course, I've had some fail as well.

      Next time do your homework before you make silly statements like this. Also, I find it ironic that you refer to Kane and myself as "Cowards Club" while hiding behind a anonymous post and not sharing your combat history with the rest of the community, as both Kane and I do.

      Prove me wrong. Share your character name and prove that you have done better then Kane. That's going to be pretty tricky. Share it and prove you have done better then me (that should be pretty easy, this character is quite young and as I mentioned, I have had my share of making silly mistakes).

      In short - put your cards on the table, or continue to hide behind random anonymous posts and provide no substance. All the readers of this blog are waiting.

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    5. Good luck with that, DJ. It's so much easier to throw around nastiness behind cover. What's equally funny is that even by giving a name, the coward would be under cover.

      Keep up the good work. I'll be sure to shout when I see you in game.

      -Liang Ren

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    6. Woah DJ you are ANGRY and I must say you are very easy to wind up. Hey now you know what it is like to be on the receiving end of that type of stuff.

      Oh and don't bothering trying the BONUS ROOM stuff on me - we all know how you try to goad people and get them to fall for your little game but we aren't all stupid. BTW you should have been banned just like Ero 1 but we wait in hope because your big mouth will eventually get you booted.

      As far as KB's, scared FAIL players will always move away from Null or Low Sec and the really useless ones resort to ganking. You don't have a kb DJ, you aren't anyone, you are useless cowardly ganker but hey prove us ALL wrong and go out to null and low sec.

      Again Kane is fail, he wardecs and if someone hires a merc to defend themselves then he moves corp. He is the ultimate fail and ultimate coward but to you lot he is a hero because as bad as he is, he makes the rest of you look absolutely rubbish. And that is as big a compliment as I will give.

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    7. Anon @ 7:27

      Wonderful. So I'll take your comments as "I will continue to hide behind an anonymous post, am unwilling to lay my cards on the table and prove that I am somehow better, and I did not even bother to read your reply in the first place and am just going to repeat myself and throw out a "U MAD BRO" sort of response in order to pretend I have something of value to share. I have no desire to have a conversation, know nothing about Eve, but have very strong opinions about things that I know nothing about."

      Thanks for sharing.

      Liang Ren: Many thanks! It's actually quite funny, if you read this troll's reply you can see him state the same nonsense that was addressed in my reply to him. It's almost like he has no interest in a conversation at all and does not take the time to read what anyone else has to say. Sadly, this kind of behavior is quite typical. I love how he claims that I do "not have a killboard" - but I do not have the time or energy to teach him to type the first 6 letters of my name into Zkill to be shown otherwise, or bother to scroll through page after page after page of combat and notice that I was (and sometimes still am) quite active in areas other then high-sec. There's no pleasing this type. They don't read what you reply with, when proven wrong they are unable to act like adults and admit they were wrong, and generally just give the entire EVE community a bad name.

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    8. LOL - DJ is p*ssed, he can't take the BONUS ROOM responses so he goes into a MAD RANT and tries to prove he matters LMAO!!!

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    9. Troll harder, anon @ 7:53.

      But don't let it be said that I did not take time out of my day to attempt to have a actual adult conversation with you, and give you the chance to provide something of substance or value for the rest of the audience to read. If you decide you care to act like an adult and have a actual conversation about Eve, this story, game mechanics, or anything else that matters - you will find myself and other CODE agents here will be happy to speak with you. Have a great day.

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    10. Haters gonna hate, DJ.

      You keep on marchin' bro!

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    11. DJendopy - your bonus room stuff doesn't work anymore, you have lost all credibility and everyone knows you talk complete bullsh*t. We also know now that you get very ANGRY when someone points out the TRUTH.

      Again you don't exist as an Eve player, you are a ganker so you KB is total FAIL and nobody respects you. If you want to be a real Eve player then go to Null or Low Sec and PROVE you can PVP.

      If you can't do that then shut up, your whining and attempts at wordplay are useless, your career of manipulating people is over, everyone knows what you are.

      Oh and by the way you are a totally cr*ppy DJ, your diverse opinions make it so no-one will ever take you seriously and it is VERY unprofessional. You need booting from doing that too.

      We won't talk about your real life, you are the guy who fell in love with Ero 1 so we know you are total fail in every aspect. Do you have a crush on Rainbow Brite now?

      WAITING FOR TEARS.....

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    12. I would like to point out that I have talked to Kane about his strategies and he doesn't use neutral logi. He uses 1 armor link and 3 skirmish links on a t3, and that's his only support.

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    13. LOL Kane would never admit he uses neutral reppers in wardecs but ask anyone who knows the game and they will tell you he does and if you look in the forums, people even say which character he uses but I am not low enough to embarrass him completely. But hey the illusion is good for you guys but not for anyone who lives in reality.

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  2. I should really come out from under my rock more often, if I had, I would have known Cannibal Kane was an ally to NO before now. Awesome...

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    1. I didn't know that either. Pleasant news to start the week off right!

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    2. Motoko NishizawaMay 13, 2014 at 8:47 PM

      He's more of an honorary Agent he is extremely good at what he does and I hire him from time to time

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  3. what a hot and sexy episode :)

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  4. Cannibal Kane joined the Code virgins? LAWL

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  5. Knowing the ending to this story doesn't ruin experiencing it again!

    This is brilliant!

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    1. Yay! I could not agree more. Part three is my favorite, can't wait to see it go live!

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    2. Part III is where code hires a break-a-wish / filthy few mercs to do the job for them because they can't do anything for themselves. See code 'fight' history - we can gank people who won't shoot back but we can't pvp lmao

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    3. You might want to actually look at that history, dearest.

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    4. @ Anon 6:27

      N.O. Agents are cowards?
      http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/04/challenge-accepted.html

      Oh no! you've been proved wrong now!
      What are you gonna do? you gotta save face!

      Quick! Tell us that we're cowards!
      Save face before it's too late!

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    5. Wow. He must have hit pretty close to the nerve getting you all riled up like that.

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    6. I believe the lady doth protest too much!

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    7. Yeah easy to rile gankers - just say COWARDLY GANKER and they will try to prove they aren't but fact is that they are fighting a war against miners with unarmed ships so

      COWARDLY GANKER!
      COWARDLY GANKER!
      COWARDLY GANKER!

      SAVED FACE - LMAO!

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    8. NO didn't hire any mercs. Cannibal Kane went, all other wardecs were unrelated.

      Well, I can't say that certain people in charge of wardecs didn't see the evemails and make their own decisions to wardec, but it wasn't by request, nor payment.

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  6. The hunters now become the hunted... the terror bear has had a taste of ganker blood and now here comes more... time for the feeding frenzy.

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  7. Kane is on this?
    These guys are so, so screwed.
    Kane isn't a CODE enforcer....he's a terrorist..:)
    --------Mike Adoulin

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    1. Kane is a wardeccing carebear who uses 'out of the dec' logis because he scared to lose. Not a terrorist just a sad loss of a decent pvp player who no longer gets any respect except from you losers on here.

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    2. You idiot, if you use "out of the dec" logis, they go suspect, and then they die.

      Carebears and game mechanics...

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    3. ntm Cannibal Kane doesn't have and out of corp logi alt. His out of corp alt he support wardecs with does scouting and boosts. No room for logi.

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    4. Starfox why you mad all the time? You seriously need counseling for that anger issue.

      And yes we know 'out of the dec' logis go suspect but they are not always noticed. Obviously you have never accepted a duel outside a high sec trade hub or you would know more about logis and how people use them to gain an unfair advantage so Starfox you are the idiot pr*ck who needs education on the game - you have been ganking too long and lost the Eve plot LMAO

      LOL and Kane would never admit he uses 'out of the dec' logis in wardecs but it is in the forums and everyone knows he is a complete joke except you lot.

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    5. Well anon, when someone's an idiot I'm going to call them out on it. It saddens me that you can't troll better...

      It is foolish to think that neutral logi's go unnoticed, or you're associating with the wrong people in-game. Logi is almost always called primary in any engagement. Throw in the fact that they're suspect and all the whores can now have a free KM; it's safe to say that those logi's won't last long.

      You're right I've never accepted a duel outside of a trade hub because I'm not a retard.

      Why are you getting all worked up over this? You talk about me being mad, you should look in the mirror.

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    6. Well Kane is targeting mining corps in his Wardecs you stupid dummy. He isn't targeting anyone who has PVP experience because he is too cowardly to do that so they probably wouldn't even know the logi was suspect.

      Again Starfox, your narrow-mindedness makes you come across as totally brain-dead and don't attempt word trickery to turn around who is mad. I am the one taking the p*ss and trolling so I am having fun and you are the dope falling for it.

      And I have noticed the slightest thing winds you up which proves you have SEVERE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES and you need to see a psychiatrist.

      In the next Episode Starfox loses it again......


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    7. Isn't Capt Starfox the Diplomat for NO? Looks like NO is in a shambles if that is an example of how the Diplomat acts.

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    8. Thank you for supporting my point with your detrimental and childish attitude.

      It's a shame you white-knights became what you hate. I expected you guys to last longer.

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    9. In this Episode.....Starfox has another hissy fit!! Pretends to be an adult and then does the same thing as usual and tries to turn things around and make his issues about everybody else.

      Seriously Starfox you are one BASKETCASE - go see that psychiatrist before it is too late!

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  8. I can't wait to find out what happens next! I have a good feeling justice was served. Good work agents!

    Carl

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  9. PvP-maggots...
    always high and mighty about beeing better eve players than carebears.
    But carebears to, all the same.
    knights have honour and help the weak, so there are no knights of the code, since a bag of cat-poo has more honor.
    xD

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    1. idk, as a highsec wardeccer, I've spent a LOT of time dealing with those we wardec, and we offer them tips on fits, strategies, and answer any questions they have.

      We've had war targets get on our comms and had pleasant chats with them. Despite all our good effort, people still call us worthless and weak, and without honor.

      One guy challenged the two of us to fight in lowsec. So we went to lowsec. Using proper pre-fight pvp techniques (scouting and risk assessment) we determined he had 2 dps ships, logi, and a falcon ready to fight us. So I single handedly killed his bait and warped off as his DPS was landing.

      He kept talking shit, despite the fact we beat him. Best part is earlier, we had caught one of his ships and he begged to be let go. And he's even the highsec alt of an NC. character (confirmed) so idk what has become of NC. if that's the kind of pilot they let in now.

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    2. gosh there seems to be a lot of trolls in the comments :(

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  10. "If you mess with my people, they have clearance to protect themselves"

    Bobbi LeStrange is clearly a power-mad dictatorial monster. No-one needs clearance to defend themselves. Dark Star Militia Reserves - rid yourself of this fool.

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