Sunday, June 21, 2015

Kills of the Week

A week ago, New Order forces routed the bot-aspirants at the important trade route system of Uedama. As reported in last week's Kills of the Week post, the carnage was immense. With their trade route strangled, freighter pilots came up for air this week, expecting at least temporary relief while New Order gankers regrouped. Since the Imperium (CFC)'s Burn Amarr event was scheduled for this weekend, everyone assumed that there would be at least a few days of safe travel beforehand.

It was then that Agent loyalanon, "the Napoleon of highsec", unveiled his master stroke: He burned Uedama again. In a feat of tactical brilliance, loyalanon had actually been holding back the lion's share of his gank ship reserves the whole time. Instead of gank activity in Uedama trailing off, it greatly intensified.

During the week of June 14th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 20th @ 23:59 EVEtime, the New Order obliterated at least 86 freighters--not including those killed in the Burn Amarr event. It was a Burn Jita-level event all on its own, and as the Goons were laying waste to Amarr, CODEdot set fire to Uedama. For the bot-aspirant, unlicensed freighter pilots, there was no relief to be had anywhere. There was only the most extraordinary misery and suffering.

Even the denialists and skeptics couldn't ignore the New Order's achievement. ISD dusted the cobwebs off its Twitter Feed to warn pilots in Uedama. Meanwhile, EveNews24 breathlessly reported the ganking spree, broadcasting footage from Agent Kalorned's Twitch stream.


EveNews24 issued a follow-up report. EVE-O was filled with the lamentations of freighter pilots, most of whom got their threads locked.


In their ignorance, blindness, and/or arrogance, freighter after freighter stumbled into loyalanon's trap.


Freighters, jump freighters, and other egregious elements of the carebear population were cut down without mercy--other than the mercy of the Code which they had spurned.


Bot-aspirancy and carebear lies come to Uedama to die. But what of the Anti-Gankers? As long as you have a little bit of skill and a few pilots, it's a simple matter to stop a gank, if you know in advance when and where the gank will be occurring. The New Order was openly massacring freighters in the same place, over and over. Where were the rebels?


In full view of the impartial ISD reporters, loyalanon proved what we all know to be true: Anti-Gankers always fail. The CODE always wins!


Ilia Kovalchuk was one of a small group of Anti-Gankers who attempted to save freighters with remote repping. He failed. Then he lost his own billion isk ship. Agents loyalanon, Mildron Klinker, V-ktor Dolus, ThatOleSerpent, 412nv Yaken, Kusotarre, Samsa, holdmybeer, Melon Arbalabator, Sypheres, Cpt Rustler, and Sophia Soprano reminded him that Anti-Ganking is doomed to defeat, always.


With "Anti-Ganking command" down for the count, our heroes went on with their merry business.
Siegfried Cohenberg > 1b
Siegfried Cohenberg > and i let you go
Baarrff > go fuck urself , fucking shit head
Siegfried Cohenberg > being rude isnt going to help you
Baarrff > go pull ur bs with someone else, its not going to work here u scrub
Baarrff > u wont be able to kill this thing anyways
Baarrff > i got full tank and crystals, ur not going to kill shit
Baarrff > u got shit for brains bro
Baarrff > ok...
Baarrff > afk
Baarrff > much more logi on the way.... keep wasting ur time!
Baarrff > losers
Guess how this is going to end?


Baarrff had an Orca worth 10 billion isk. It was tanked, though he couldn't resist the use of anti-tank cargo rigs. As his Orca was being bumped into submission, he defied the Code and put his faith in Anti-Ganker logistics ships. It was a tragic mistake, and it cost Baarrff everything he owned. Agents loyalanon, ThatOleSerpent, Sadorra, Ishtars Need Buffing, unknown boat, Boarat Saagdiyev, Sasha Cohenberg, Lament von Gankenheim, Myzera, jipjipjip beepbop, Blakk Beard, Erick Arkaral, V-ktor Dolus, Angel Pirate, I Can't Even, Boan Joo, and Erika Anzomi brought this criminal to justice.


Valax Overlord did better. He managed to evade the blockade, slipping through Uedama in his freighter. Confident in his abilities, he mocked the New Order in local. In fact, he was so self-satisfied that he didn't think twice about making a return trip in his now fully-loaded freighter less than two hours later.


Oops! Valax Overlord forgot one of the most important lessons found in the Code: It doesn't matter if you get away with your crimes for a little while, because the New Order will always get to you eventually. Agents Keraina Talie-Kuo, Jason Kusion, Lament von Gankenheim, Angel Pirate, PV Rock, Krominal, WonkySplitDemon, shootyou longtyme, V-ktor Dolus, Sterling Cohenberg, loyalanon, Sadorra, Norrec Lafisques, Alexander Exter, I Can't Even, Eva Mavas, Deirdre MacDuff, Sasha Cohenberg, Sherman Cohenberg, Silvester Cohenberg, Stein Cohenberg, Sarinn Gas, and Danoldo Jones got to him, and 8.8 billion isk of contraband was eliminated.


Valax's humility was substantially upgraded.


Carebears can't help but lie. They're the opposite of New Order Agents, who are beings of truth. Agents gank liars; it's only natural.


Katie Safire claimed to have only 200 million isk in cash. She was lying, of course. Our Agents brought her closer to the truth, reducing her net worth by 9.1 billion isk. Yes, even triple-bulkheaded jump freighters are no match for the glorious antimatter of the New Order. Agents ThatOleSerpent, Jaxi Wreckful, Aaaarrgg, loyalanon, Super Perforator, Brutal Anna, JerryRin AT2016, Mildron Klinker, Sasha Cohenberg, Rick Therapist, Sophia Soprano, Axel Plathe, flipfragz, Temporary Amnesia, Mark Zachary, OogaBooga WhereDa FreighterAt, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Zul'dar Alatar, Straight Up Dominated, Blakk Beard, Six Beavers, Kim Creire-Geng, Carebears' Nightmare, Strom Cohenberg, rootimus maximus, Imados, and Marina Gankalot brought victory to Uedama once more.


The Uedama campaign had some bizarre effects on the hauler community. Knowing that it was suicide to fly a freighter, Yrama K1on tried to sneak 339 million isk of compressed ore through Uedama in a Venture. Is it any wonder why Ventures are kill-on-sight in New Order territory? Agent PV Rock made the lowly hauler go pop.


Luckyduce may well represent the future of carebear haulers. He anti-tanked his flimsy industrial so much that it hardly had any hitpoints left. Agent Nicolas Dupre was standing watch, and immediately blapped the industrial. It had 5.6 billion isk worth of cargo inside. Luckyduce may as well have been flying a freighter, but he knew his freighter would be ganked. He didn't care about safety anymore. I think a part of him wanted to be ganked and lose all his stuff. When enough freighters die, the carebears become nihilists.

All in all, the bloodletting was immense. Hundreds of billions of isk worth of cargo were destroyed in the Uedama area this week. The killing continues. Nothing can stop the New Order. Carebears, don't you think it's time to give Code-compliance a try?

41 comments:

  1. The Code is always non-stop winning!!!!!

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  2. Inb4 fail trolls. The Code always wins! Always!

    Code fanbois will be coming soon to post their comments on the best EVE forum in the universe.

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  3. Well done lads! All glory to the CODE!

    ~The Colonel

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  4. Great achievement, Brothers and Sisters! Special thanks to loyalanon and his team for holding it all together. To the merry band of gankers - so proud of you!

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  5. I think you are doing a great service. It seems that every ganked ship is piloted by some disgustingly nasty little person with vulgar language and pathetic attitudes.

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  6. when code commits hate crimes in game they walk down a slippery path

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  7. Happy Father's Day to the Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec!!
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    For he's a jolly good fellow
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    Which nobody can deny.
    Which nobody can deny,
    Which nobody can deny
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    For he's a jolly good fellow
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    Which nobody can deny.

    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    For he's a jolly good fellow
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    And so say all of us.
    And so say all of us,
    And so say all of us.
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    For he's a jolly good fellow
    For he's a jolly good fellow,
    And so say all of us.

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  8. Zorxianna Moennan...a "new player" that has lost 5 Rattlesnakes and a Fenrir this month lol.

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  9. Killing freighters will drive new players from the game :'(



    VICTORY!!!

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  10. What a joke - three years of nonstop victory declarations, and it looks like the PvE players are still able to comfortably maintain their playstyle.

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    1. Veers (if you are, indeed, the real veers), you have been a fan of the New Order for quite some time now. You regularly visit and comment on our blog and you have become a regular fan.

      It would be appropriate at this time for you to at least join in wishing James 315 a happy father's day. He is the Father of the New Order and the Saviour of Hisec.

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    2. jamie is a liar and thief, he deserves nothing...

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    3. So This ^^^^ I agree 100%

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    4. Ungrateful carebear
      Too proud to tell the father
      Happy father's day

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    5. I don't wish good things to bad people

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    6. I am not ungrateful, nighttime, I just see the truth about jamie and the new order...and that truth is he is a dictator wannabe with delusions of grandeur, and the new order is just a bunch of terrorists trying to sieze control...you clowns can barely control your own bowels let alone more than 1% of Highsec...

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    7. Slander! I am on the toilet this very moment! My bowels are in pristine order, thank you very much!

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    8. having had experience of the negative side of eve i have long been a rabid anti-code /anti-ganking rebel for at least 90% of my time in this game i have been watching with great interest for quite some time, and posting lots of anon grr goon/code type stuff,and enjoying doing so, it's been fun.

      but for some time now i have had some doubt as to who really is "the white knight" in this turmoil?
      was it code, was it the anti-gankers.....was it goons ?
      this has caused me many hours and days of internal debate while living in null sec space making isk, pvp'ing,/pve'ing. and generally going about my business.
      but over the last few months /weeks i have come to realise that it is most definately not the anti-ganker community that has any "knights" of any kind in their ranks, some of the anon post i have seen here have turned even me a staunch anti-code advocate against them.

      i decided it was time to decide who's side i was on ...so i did.
      and was involved in my first gank a couple of days ago (not with code i may add ).
      so thanks james 315 for this blog and allowing me to see what those entitled individuals in the mining community are truly like.

      long live the new order,
      long live james 315
      and let the ganking fires burn brightly !!!

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    9. Indeed, when we are all immortal, we all live long enough to realize that becoming the "villian" is the only true way to be the hero.

      And this is why you now know that the Code is correct and true, and it is why you can be assured that the goal of 100% Code-compliance is not unrealistic.

      It can, and will be achieved.

      Long live James 315!!!

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    10. i still don't really think much of code,i have simply discovered that ganking is fun.
      i'll leave all that roleplay guff to others, i'm just going to have fun pissing on other peoples chips just as ccp intended

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  11. Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

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  12. I think most people would rather whore on billion+ isk killmails than try to protect those ships from gankers.

    Also, why do people fly jump freighters thru high sec? Isn't that just asking for it?

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  13. Uedama is the Carebear Freighter Church, and CODE. are the PVP supremacists coming to exact revenge for their game being raped.

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  14. Antiganking is failing and getting laughed out of Amarr/Uedama daily!

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    1. Not sure how watching code flail about and fail to change highsec is somehow considered failing

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    2. Butthurt VeersAnon favorite veersanon

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  15. These kills are magnificent and they go on forever!

    The Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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    1. To bad your not involved in any way ehh ming?
      You should check the recent posts, you have been challenged it seems.

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    2. Oh? Well, that's nice then. I challenge whoever challenged me to accept challenges to a challenge but as we all know, Anons are not permitted to make challenges, due to the challenge of identifying them, making the entire challenge of accepting a challenge challengeless.

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  16. "When enough freighters die, the carebears become nihilists."

    Gold :D

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  17. The thing that puzzles me is why people load so much . . . stuff onto a ship, and some of it is rubbish! Have they never heard "Don't put all your eggs in one basket"?

    Drammie Askold

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  18. Knock, knock...

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    1. Famous last sound Freighter-Pilots would hear from Destroyers, if they were not AFK. :)

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    2. The soft thud of antimatter striking your hull.

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  19. Herr KnochenbruchJune 22, 2015 at 6:22 PM

    If the Code makes you angry and fed up with Hisec, come on down to Wicked Creek and join TEST Alliance! I heard a rumor that Dreddit is recruiting.

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    1. The New Order approves of this announcement.

      As a clarification, if a resident of James 315 Space wishes to engage in PvE activity, but does not wish to purchase a permit, that resident may move to low security or null security space, under the aegis of a power, and conduct PVE activities there. Doing so automatically renders one fully compliant with the Code, and is the recommended course of action for those who claim to be "against" the New Order but have not the means to challenge it militarily.

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    2. code compliance is a foolish move...why comply with a lie???

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  20. "ISD Lunaire Elois: I hadn't realized there was an anti ganking community"...sig worthy gold!

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