Monday, June 8, 2015

The New Order Gets Audited

"Audit the New Order!" It's a chant frequently heard from disaffected highsec youth and conspiracy theorists. Despite our organization's trademark transparency and trustworthiness, we shouldn't be surprised by such demands. After all, the New Order governs highsec. People want to know that the entity controlling their lives isn't doing anything bad.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the New Order did get audited? Wonder no longer. The New Order, which has raised money since its IPO was announced during the summer of 2012, received a surprise audit. The audit was based on an exhaustive study of New Order financial information available through the end of last month. I didn't know this was happening until after the audit was concluded.

Ideally, an audit should be conducted by an independent, objective source. That was the case here: The auditor in question was none other than Agent Kalorned, who equipped a green eyeshade to his hatslot and went to work.
"Greetings investors,

The New Order of High Sec (Known as TNO from here on out) has certainly been on a wild ride for the past 2.5 years of our IPO! Before I go into any detail concerning TNO's financials, let me just summarize by saying that I am very pleased with the growth we've seen thus far, and based on recent data I am encouraged that we will continue our growth trajectory for some time to come. I believe that for such a young organization, The New Order has done remarkably well in raising capital to finance its ongoing mission of liberating High Security space from the scourge of bots and bot-aspirants, and it is you, the humble investor, who we have to thank for a lot of this progress. With the formalities out of the way, let's discuss the numbers!"
Kalorned's report begins where you'd expect: A balance sheet presenting a snapshot of the New Order's current financial state.

"As we are in the business of only issuing on-demand New Order Mining Permits we have no expected receivables, and likewise since The New Order has no actual in-game presence we hold no assets. For those confused by this last statement, please remember that The New Order of High Sec is a separate entity from the CODE. Alliance many individuals in-game see on a daily basis; TNO can be thought of as an executive entity that guides the actions of CODE., however, actual day-to-day operations and inventory of ganking ships such as Catalysts, Thrashers, and Brutixes are held in inventory by specific non-CODE.-affiliated Agents as well as CODE. Corporations themselves. The New Order is currently uninvolved with any short- or long-term financial investment projects, has not made any acquisitions resulting in goodwill, and has no assets that could be considered for amortization."
Kalorned is a numbers guy. For the purpose of this audit, he made no attempt to quantify the value of having the Code itself as an asset. Nor did he make a guesstimate on the goodwill associated with New Order outreach efforts and victories like last year's big Alliance Tournament win.

"Since we have no creditors, our accounts payable stands at zero and The New Order holds no debt, both short- and long-term. The New Order does not have any subsidiary entities and so we see that our minority interest is also zero. With no acquisitions to speak of, negative goodwill is also a healthy zero. This brings us to a final figure of zero liabilities in total."
On the other side of the ledger, no liabilities. The New Order isn't beholden to anyone. We stand entirely independent from the bot-industrial complex.

"Stockholders' Equity is an exciting section. The New Order has, since its inception, offered only common stock at a price of 1 million ISK per share. For the reporting period presented here, The New Order has issued 604,313 common shares for a total of 604,313,000,000 ISK since its inception. At this time, The New Order has never declared a dividend of any sort, leaving us with 604,313,000,000 ISK in retained earnings for the reporting period, all of the ISK minus our current assets reported earlier having been reinvested into future growth of the business. This leaves us with a healthy net 22,949,134,170 ISK stockholder equity value."
As Kalorned's audit demonstrates, the New Order's finances are clean as a whistle. We're in a strong position to move forward. Next, Kalorned examined the New Order's history, with data compiled from the monthly "Top 10 Supporters" lists.

"Considering all months since TNO's IPO went live, we see an average combined monthly contribution by Top 10 shareholders of nearly 16 Billion ISK. A basic division operation on this figure reveals to us that an individual Top 10 contributor will purchase an average of nearly 1.6 billion ISK in shares per transaction. Top 10 shareholders have accounted for 89.19% of total shares purchased."
(A minor technical point: The MinerBumping Top 10 lists include non-stock contributions, such as mining permit fees and gifts. However, as a practical matter, the Top 10s are virtually all stock purchases.)
"The next column of numbers features the average ISK value of shares issued broken out by year with no adjustments. Keen investors will notice a general growth trend with one exception between 2014 and 2015 where we are trending far lower than the previous year. To address this potential concern, let's have a look at Figure B, the total contribution amount by Top 10 shareholders for each month."
2014 saw an unusually high average of stock purchases. Kalorned rolled up his sleeves and found out why:

"We see in the table that there were 3 distinct months where The New Order issues an exceptionally large number of shares; for the purposes of reporting yearly averages then it wouldn't be fair to leave these out-of-range values in the calculation. To address this issue we can return to the next column in Figure A where I have discarded the 3 months above to give us a much more reasonable average. As can be noted, using our adjusted values The New Order has seen consistent growth with no setbacks year over year to share issuances."
Kalorned found three outliers: March 2014, April 2014, and November 2014. As you may recall, Erotica 1 sent in a purchase of 39 billion isk worth of stock almost immediately before receiving the notorious "blank reason" permaban. That was a close one! The next month, Slave A00073078 also purchased 39 billion isk worth of stock, to protest Erotica's ban.

"Let's now wrap up this financial report with some graphs in Figure C. These graphs don't reveal anything we haven't already discussed. The first graph shows Top 10 contributions month by month, and the second graph shows us the total value of shares issued, adjusted, year over year."


What should we make of all these numbers and charts? Simple: The New Order is saving highsec because ordinary people are doing extraordinary things. When they send money to the New Order, they know they're getting the biggest bang for their buck.
"It has been my pleasure to compile these financial results for our very important shareholders. The New Order strives to be a beacon of transparency, and on behalf of The New Order Of High Sec's financial division I hope this report addresses all your questions concerning the financial health of the organization. Should you have questions regarding the results feel free to eve mail the compiler of the results, Kalorned, in-game. Here's to another 3 years and beyond of improving High Sec!"
And so it was that the New Order of Highsec passed its audit with flying colors. Not only is the New Order the most transparent organization in EVE--it's also the most financially awesome.

122 comments:

  1. A perfect and impartial audit by our esteemed agent Kalorned! Well done to all concerned.

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  2. Try posting an audit where the auditor isn't a lost soul. Audits are supposed to be independent. Someone associated with space Hitler is not independent.

    All I see posted here is bullshit of the highest degree.

    More proof that the wannabe Hitler is lieing no good whore....

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    1. Wow you moved fast

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    2. Like I said find an auditor not associated with the New Order of douchebags and I'll consider it.

      Hey look everyone I'm Merrizon! Look at meeee! I'm a lost soul and suck cock all day!!! LOOOOK AT MEEEE I said!

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    3. You seem pretty upset anon maybe this video will help calm you down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB9OBiuQiWk

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    4. What does that have to with anything? Lost soul for sure ^^

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    5. lost in my love for the code for sure

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    6. Still didn't answer the question how a video of a lost soul ganking noobs is even relevant to the conversation.....

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    7. Nitetime Video = Lost Soul

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    8. it was meant to calm you down, clearly you want to keep acting like an angry anon

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    9. That is a lot of anon butthurt
      CODE wins

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  3. This is great to see and good work to Kalorned for putting this all together. I'm sure some anon can't wait to disregard it and say it's made up.

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  4. Don't audits usually include an API check. I would love to see where the 600+ Billion really went. How do we know that the known compulsive liar know as Space Hitler isn't taking off the top?

    Hmm... Why the secrecy?

    All you doucebags are good for is banging your resident Whore Kaely....

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    1. Kalynn calm down

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    2. ^^ Lost Soul

      Oh, and still no API Jamie? What are we hiding?

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    3. The New Order hides nothing.

      It is clear that only the "douchebags" in Anti-Ganking have anything to hide.

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    4. Lost soul you say? I have undergone Baptism by Concord. My soul has been cleansed, how about yours?

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    5. Okay then "Wholesale slaughter" lets see the API keys that were used to do this audit. After all like you said Jamie has nothing to hide.

      If you would get your cock out of James's ass long enough to look at the evidence all of you lost souls would know you were being scammed....

      Alas Anon 8:39 and "Wholesale slaughter" are not there yet... Keep trying though you will find your lost soul eventually!

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    6. Kalynn, why so butthurt?

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    7. "As we are in the business of only issuing on-demand New Order Mining Permits we have no expected receivables, and likewise since The New Order has no actual in-game presence we hold no assets. For those confused by this last statement, please remember that The New Order of High Sec is a separate entity from the CODE. Alliance many individuals in-game see on a daily basis; TNO can be thought of as an executive entity that guides the actions of CODE., however, actual day-to-day operations and inventory of ganking ships such as Catalysts, Thrashers, and Brutixes are held in inventory by specific non-CODE.-affiliated Agents as well as CODE. Corporations themselves. The New Order is currently uninvolved with any short- or long-term financial investment projects, has not made any acquisitions resulting in goodwill, and has no assets that could be considered for amortization."

      That's what the lost soul said idiot....

      So I ask again, where did the 580+ Billion isk that is missing go?

      As that part that I quoted implies is that each entity in the NOH operate independent of each other and has their own SRP programs.

      Where is the ISK? Come on folks if you don't realize you are being scammed here my hope for the human race just lowered dramatically.

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    8. Kalynn why so butthurt?

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    9. Reading comprehension is not your thing.... Can't even answer a simple question like where did the 580+ isk go?

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    10. should probably put some ice on that butt

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    11. AG getting upset again!!! Another Code Victory

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    12. 580B + goes missing, no one knows where it went. yup sounds like a code failure to me.

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    13. AnonymousJune 8, 2015 at 9:55 PM
      The isk went on ships that ganked afk and bot players. And please don't underestimate these isk contributions. They don't show discreet contributions made to code related groups that don't show up in these figures.

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    14. Explain this then...

      "As we are in the business of only issuing on-demand New Order Mining Permits we have no expected receivables, and likewise since The New Order has no actual in-game presence we hold no assets. For those confused by this last statement, please remember that The New Order of High Sec is a separate entity from the CODE. Alliance many individuals in-game see on a daily basis; TNO can be thought of as an executive entity that guides the actions of CODE., however, actual day-to-day operations and inventory of ganking ships such as Catalysts, Thrashers, and Brutixes are held in inventory by specific non-CODE.-affiliated Agents as well as CODE. Corporations themselves. The New Order is currently uninvolved with any short- or long-term financial investment projects, has not made any acquisitions resulting in goodwill, and has no assets that could be considered for amortization."

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    15. ming the mouthpiece calling someone a "douchebag" more comedy gold...

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    16. Hahaha look at you being so upset.

      I'm quite proud to know that my 11 billion ISK donation is being used to force carebears into compliance.. And create such angry posts such as yours, Anon@12:56.

      Even you cannot deny it.

      The Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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    17. You seem to be obsessed with me..that's not healthy. Do I sense some deep down issues? It's okay though...you only prove how much of an idiot you are with every word. You're already not taken seriously. If you're trying to get that "ooooo" reaction, you've failed miserably. You just keep on discrediting any type of legitimacy carebears have in the game. I'm sure they appreciate it. Troll on loser lol :P

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    18. ...Oh...and wtf is a "doucebag"?

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    19. Maybe he just hates women

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  5. The Code, winning in High Sec and in the General Ledger. \o/

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  6. Space Hitler? If I recall Iron Sky correctly the Nazis are indeed on the moon, but Hitler not. Hitler is riding dinosaurs in Hollow Earth.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmilvm3KIgw

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  7. typical lefty fuzzy math. you must work for the IRS

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  8. So let me summarize this: TNA has assets of roughly 23 billion ISK and it's shareholders bought stock for a total of 604 billion ISK. That's all the relevant numbers, there were no investments or anything - which raises the question: Where are about 581 billion ISK, which is the difference between the assets and the total shareholders purchased in shares?

    I think the current (and furure) shareholders would be interested in an answer to that question. They surely weren't used to buy equipment for CODE., as we speak about two totally independent legal entities, as stated in the audit.

    So?

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    1. Sorry, typo on my part: "TNO has assets [...]" of course.

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    2. @Anon8:37
      Please let me answer your question.

      The 581 billion isk you reference was used to buy ganking assets for CODE. Alliance and related New Order entities. The balance belongs to James 315, as thanks for maintaining this superb blog, in which carebears like you fight an eternally losing battle against an invincible enemy, and we trounce you daily.

      Our money goes to victory, every day, until EVE's servers go dark or everyone in highsec is a permit-carrying miner.

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    3. So why aren't the ganking assets and James 315's Loan on the balance sheet. You cant call a Balance Sheet a Balance Sheet unless it balances.

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    4. The "missing" ISK was exchanged for ganking ships, miner tears and various non-convertible lols. While, for the purpose of an audit, they are difficult to put a price on, they are the priceless things that make life in highsec worth living.

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    5. Carebears seem to have trouble realizing that while the broader Code organization and CODE. are separate entities, the broader Code (as personified by James) provides aid to both CODE. and all the smaller Code-compliant corporations and alliances. I've received SRP from James when I've requested it (before I realized that I was bothering the Savior of Highsec for peanuts and that I could easily fund my own ganking), and many small independent gankers do as well. Send killmails, receive SRP. It's simple.

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    6. This is why I love the New Order- It's a cause that's higher that any of us, and because of that, I know that spending my own money or giving to my fellow Code-compliant Agents helps us all- even those of us who we are targeting.

      Really, this is the greatest charity EVE Online has ever seen- and it definitely is the most fulfilling and personally satisfying. I agree 100% Maria.

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  9. Another successful Code Victory!

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    1. Another successful Code failure. All this proves is that Jamie boy scammed 580+ isk from shareholders.... When your boss outs himself as a scammer how can that be a victory?

      You must have AIDS or something. Damnit... I told you people to use condoms before fucking the slut known as Kaely....

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    2. This ^^^ So This ^^^

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    3. Kalynn calm down

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    4. Antigankers should really calm down XD Them tears though

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    5. I got AIDS by reading the filth in the AG channel.

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    6. @ 9:26

      Thinks for proving our point about carebears being the most toxic players in the game. Your second paragraph was really uncalled for. Your whole argument is invalid for having added, because no one is going to take you seriously now.

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    7. Allow me to enlighten you...I am married and squeaky clean..you're single I imagine, or with someone who either you settled for, or settled for you. Either way, it doesn't matter. To me it seems like a bit of jealousy..sorry kiddo, I'm out of your league. Now enlighten me...you still haven't explained to me how exactly the whole thing works...you know...being a whore and doing sexual favors over a game and all...you seem to know something on the process that I don't..so please..do explain..how, again, does this work? You must be a pro.

      Actually I find it quite amusing. "you're a slut"..."Whore this, whore that". It reminds me of the female drama from middle school. Omg...you're not a virgin are you? Or one of those "undesirables"? It's okay, I won't judge...it would explain a lot and I would genuinely feel for you.

      It's okay though, I'm used to jealousy and angst from both men and women. I've broken some hearts and made some female enemies because they feel threatened by me. It's okay Kaylnn..don't hate me because I'm beautiful. :)

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  10. James scammed 580+ ISK? If that is true he is the most humble scammer I have ever seen. :D

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    1. Riddle me this batman... Where did the ISK go?

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    2. Ships pinhead.

      Average cost of a cat... 1.5M? During the freighter blitz an average of what? 4-5 ganks a night with 20+ pilots. Some nights, some nights less... look at the KB and do the math. Cats cost ISK... and they are not reusable.

      I know this is hard for you to figure out (The AG community don't have a surplus on bright bulbs), but you can be assured that all the ISK going to the New Order is being used correctly. It's one of the best SR programs in EVE!

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    3. You say ships. Auditor says otherwise...

      "however, actual day-to-day operations and inventory of ganking ships such as Catalysts, Thrashers, and Brutixes are held in inventory by specific non-CODE.-affiliated Agents as well as CODE. Corporations themselves."

      Try again...

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    4. Someone tell me what this carebear is talking about? While yes the NO entities are for the most part run independently of each other, don't they all fall under the same SRP program, and doesn't that isk come from shareholders?

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    5. @Asia Leigh: Correct. I reimburse ships using isk only. I don't buy ships, hence no inventory of ships under the "assets" portion of the balance sheet. Carebears are getting upset because they don't understand how to read an audit. :/

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    6. More likely they see through you lies jamie...

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    7. This is correct. My words were "ships such as Catalysts, Thrashers, and Brutixes are held in inventory by specific non-CODE.-affliated Agents as well as CODE. corporations themselves."

      This means that actual inventory, as stated, is not held by The New Order. I said nothing about liquid ISK in this statement.

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    8. Kalynn_11:15.. please calm down when you are speaking to James 315. He will only respond to you if you calm down.

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  11. TLDR: The New Order dominates financially as it does morally and operationally . . . LIKE A BOSS!

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    1. Good, maybe you can tell me where the 580B went?

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    2. This is indeed a dark secret, but I will unveil it now. 570 B were spent for the daily supply of toyboy for Alana, another 9 B for booze and 1 B for ships.

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    3. This is closer to being the actual truth then what these other morons are trying to sell me................................................................................................................................................................................................

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    4. Dream on revis...more people see through your new order lies than you realize...

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    5. Kalynn.. it will not help to get angry at everyone's post in this comment section. If you could only just try to calm down and rationalize your thoughts coherently. Try meditating on the Code.

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    1. Carebears pounding incoherently on the keyboard again?

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    2. That was Kalynn and she seems mad.

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    3. I've never seen a deleted comment. lol victory is within reach

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  13. how much of your monthly shareholder donations is allocated for cake?

    ~T

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    1. lol.. isn't that what the carebears say when they lose their 10+bil. ISK freighters when they return to the keyboard??

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  15. LMAO... I love the carebear tears in this thread. No one here really expects a penny back from our investment (though it is a bonus if we do). Our repayment is reading the carebear tears whether that be on EVE-O, here, reddit, or in game.

    Yeah... I can live with that :D

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    1. you should know by now that code is about as transparent as mud.
      so why would you be suprised when it uses an "impartial" member of it's own organisation to tell you it's done a "completely transparent " audit upon itself.
      even the idea is ridiculous :)

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    2. What you don't seem to get is that we don't really care. We don't need every isk accounted for, because we aren't motivated by isk. We don't care if the Saviour skims a little off the top as long as most of it goes towards ships. Even if he did do such a thing, I consider it a worthy payment for bringing us the bastion of content and exploding stuff that is the New Order of Highsec.

      I look upon the blog, filled with pages and pages of beautiful tears. I look upon the new order family, the chill guys and gals, comrades who fight alongside me against the bot-aspirant menace. I look upon our killboards and in our mails for the sweetest and choicest of kills and juciest tears, and by the Saviour I see that it is good.

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    3. As usual, carebears can only think about the isk put into the New Order. Wise investors, however, have already done the math and realized that the return on investment, in the form of minerbumping.com posts and carebear tears, would be worth twice the price. Stock in the New Order is, truly, one of the best investments a person can make. Bots and those that aspire to be bots may, naturally, feel otherwise.

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    4. We had to have kalorned perforn the audit. You're either with us or you're against us, and we can't very well trust an enemy to do it properly, can we? :D

      -Oink

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  16. And a very important message from Veers on this subject. In his own words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROO7xSTxfY

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  17. I'm a lawyer and normally boring shit is exciting to me, but these numbers are just plain boring. The only thing i get out of this is TNO is on the slide since i got Erotica1 banned for being social in an online social game.

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  18. "We don't care if the Saviour skims a little off the top as long as most of it goes towards ships."
    Zephy.

    enough said :)

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    1. Even if this was the case (New Order agents do not care either way); then why is it you; the carebear Kalynn.. who is getting angry over our finances? Just try to calm down. Everything will be OK.

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  19. I'm still just waiting for when James ends his scam with a 50000 word post about how and why he did it, and how he is the 'best scammer ever'. The tears from code agents will be epic and priceless. :-)

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    1. Kalynn.. please calm down and realize that Agents don't cry over ISK. We shed tears of joy that the Code always wins! Always!

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  20. what a scam...no verification of funds used for reimbursements...no checks to see if jimmy boy misappropriated funds...even in north korea they run better audits than this...shame on you kalorned...not even a basic check that the stated amount of isk matches what is in the new order bank account...you're fired.

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    1. IDIOT and DOESN'T"T GET IT ^^

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    2. scam is scam, King Jong Leigh

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    3. real creative Veers, real creative...

      We await your next volley of tears :D

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    4. fighting evil people ain't tears, babe.

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    5. Sure it is :D Especially when we aren't the evil ones. Do you even read this blog or do you just come here to troll?

      We await your next volley of tears :D

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    6. Look i'm a lawyer so I think I know what tears are...

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    7. 1/10...

      4 years of code griefing and highsec much the same as ever.

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    8. And that`s basically the point. One can "grieve" the HighSec for years and nothing changes. Which means that "griefing" has, as CCP already stated, no effect on player numbers. This is not about changing HighSec, but playing EVE and having fun.

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  21. I don`t think North Korea could raise 600 B ISK. So CODE. being more rich than a RL country is kind of an accomplishment. :D

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    1. oh how did you know I love RL comparisons, mapping spaceship game mechanics to complex political and social issues in RL makes perfect sense!...

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    2. I really don`t know why you are always so angry. It`s just a game and sometimes one gets ganked or scammed or podded or whatever. But whatever happens, some virtual stuff is really not worth a lot of Internet Drama (although I enjoy Internet Drama, mind).

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    3. I honestly don't know why the carebears are questioning where the funds go...you can see where they go every day through the rage and tears of those who are whining here because they lost a ship in a game about losing ships. :)

      Is it that hard for you to accept that the New Order controls you. Code is in your head, we rule your thoughts...like it or not. We have such an influence over you that you are here, out of game, just to "troll". We own you. We have made it so you no longer have control over yourself. You are now property of James 315 and the New Order.

      Don't like that thought? Then scamper off and prove me wrong..but you can't...can you...because we are so deep in your mind you can think of nothing else. You know you can't resist the urge to think of Code. I bet you dream of Code too. It's okay...that's what we want..and you are proving once again the fact that not only do we own highsec...but we own your minds too.muahahahahaha. :P

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    4. you wish :)

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    5. @Anon4:33
      Property doesn't talk.

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    6. Idiots and Lost Souls all of you...

      Isn't an audit supposed to also include the amount that was paid out for SRP purposes, so the reader then can compare the amount paid out and the amount left to the total number of shares sold. After all we don't want the reader thinking you are hiding something...........

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    7. Kalynn, why so butthurt???

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    8. @Anon8:26
      It's easy.

      You just subtract the amount that is indicated in the New Order Treasury currently, from the total amount, and BAM!

      You've got the amount that was paid out for ship reimbursement.

      It's so easy, even a miner should be able to do it.

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    9. Hey "Wholesale slaughter" your presence honors me! Please tell me more about how to get as good a killboard you have had over the past year. Please old wise one, I want to learn from the best.

      In other news, business audits are supposed to include an expense report. This audit doesn't include one. Anyone who doesn't realize this is a scam is plain retarded and should either be put away or done away with....

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    10. "Wholesale Slaughter"June 9, 2015 at 9:41 PM

      I guess I'll stick with the name for now.
      Step 1 - Grab yourself a catalyst.
      Step 2 - Find yourself some non-compliant miners.
      Step 3 - Shoot said miners.
      Step 4 - Bask in the glory that is James 315.

      Really easy.

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  22. Interesting read! Some insight into the expenses would also be cool.

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  23. For the skeptics, have a look at how much for instance CODE. alone gets blown up in losses: https://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=8504
    Thats nearly 800 bill. ( while blowing up 13500 billion worth in bot aspirancy, quite an achievement!!)

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    1. This ^^^

      Math & logical thought is really, really hard for the AG crew. I wonder if that's why they are so angry all the time?

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    2. Kind of like how truth and honesty are really, really difficult for code monkeys...

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    3. Holy shit, there's just no pleasing you is there?

      You say we don't do audits, we do audits. You say we don't follow our own Code, we follow our own Code. You say we gank our own permit holders, to this day, there has yet to be any evidence presented that compliant miners were ganked.

      What there are however, is miners who call our Agents racist, sexist, homophobic, slurs mixed with homophobic insults, they say James scams us, and they say that they have fun mining.

      I think any reasonable person would understand that it's the miners who are incapable of telling the truth.

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    4. @ Ming 5:05

      Now now, no generalizations please. Pleae don`t assume that all of us or even the majority of us are like the guys who get depicted in this Blog.

      And, to be quite honest with you, the In-Game behaviour of some Agents who contact people whose ships got destroyed to "rub it in", is rather questionable.

      I don`t have a problem with Ganking. It is part of the game. Trolling, on the other hand, is not. If you get flak, then because more often than never some of you deserve it.

      Sincerely

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    5. @MiningDrone

      FYI, it is not the policy of the New Order to provide warnings of impending ganks to non-permit holders, similar to how it is not the policy of other law enforcement agencies to "tip-off" criminals that their actions are illegal and that arrests are imminent. The police just move in and arrest without warning, because it was the responsibility of the criminal to know the law and follow it. Arguing with the police after they've arrested you is not only pointless, it is stupid, and likely to get you into more trouble.

      New Order Agents are merciful in that they contact the non-compliant miner after the gank to give it a chance to become compliant voluntarily.

      I'll bet you didn't know- Only Permit holders receive warnings in local to ensure that they are at their keyboards. Should they respond, then they are compliant, and their mining ships are passed over without incident, as is promised by the Saviour, James 315.


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    6. code ARE the criminals the law is concord . :)

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    7. "Now now, no generalizations please. Pleae don`t assume that all of us or even the majority of us are like the guys who get depicted in this Blog."

      well said it's a mistake often made by code sycophants to pigeon hole everyone.
      when it is they who lack diversity, as they all think and behave exactly like eachother.
      not a single individual thought among any of them, and they call miners "bot aspirant"

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  24. About this missing 0.58 trillion ISK, let's just go ahead and assume our supreme protector 315 has imbezzled it as yet another epic and unprescedented scam. I can't say I'd be terribly surprised, in fact, I'm pretty sure I'd respect the man even more, but wait a minute!

    I think it's more complex than that! 8-|

    Let's dig deeper.

    If James 315 ran off with all THOSE billions, where have all THESE billions myself and my fellow agents have been using to explode all THOSE Trillions been coming from!?!?

    I know I didn't do it, I don't do a DAMN thing in this game that makes money...

    So that begs the question: Where'd the ISK come from?

    Hmmmmm Mr. Repetative Thick-headed Anonymous? Where did the ISK come from?

    My reimbursements come from James 315 directly, so has he performed some other groundbreaking scam we don't know about and used the funds to cover this one?

    We'll have more as the investigation continues...

    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. Ultimately, you know it's not about where the money goes. It's conspiracy theory. There is CODE. This thing that some people desperately deny or discredit to the point that the conclusion has already been assumed and now there's just the small matter of making the facts fit. The more facts you present, the more wild and crazy things are going to have to get to cram them into the assumed conclusion. People who have exceeded their ability to warp the facts have no choice but to stoop to irrelevant personal attacks so that they still have something to argue about while continuing to assume they've been right all along.

      ...or so I've come to think of it, anyway. Take it for what you will, though.

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  25. Not sure if most of these carebears are trolling, or just stupid when asking where the ISK went.
    It's been stated over and over throughout this blog's inception that shares fund the SRP. A quick look at eve-kill.net shows CODE has lost 793 billion worth of ships since Jan 2013. Take out the about 270B worth of July 2014 kills when that one dude exploited the kill mail calculator by blowing up MTUs full of R.A.M. chips, and you're at 523B, and that's just ships lost where someone whored in on CONCORD or FACPO. When I ganked, 90% of my losses never showed up as losses on eve-kill, and James always reimbursed me for losses I submitted.
    TLDR version: QQ moar, bears

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  26. I'm so butthurt about not being on the top 10 douchebag list. I'm also sad about being scammed out of 11 B isk. But thats okay. Atleast I have the minerbumping blog to come back to so I can pretend I'm an agent, but I really dont do anything for the code. I just run my mouth like I care but I really dont.

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  27. No hear this. All agents of the New Order of Hitler must now gang bang Kaely and suck my cock to prove your alliegence. All "Subhumans" will now have to be tourtured to death instead of the easy dealth they get in gas chambers and ovens. I will be in contact with you on how this torture shall occur.

    You leader has spoken! No go forth and cleans the filthy dogs from our world!

    - Hitler 315

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  28. Carl here. I have donated over 30 billion ISK to the war effort, and i couldn't be more pleased with my purchase. I rarely ever play EVE anymore, but i read this blog daily. I don't even care where the ISK goes. If it actually goes towards reimbursement than that's just an added bonus. The content of the blog is worth every isk.

    As the third largest shareholder, i feel a certain pride with my position within the TNO. I'm hoping to become the largest shareholder some day. Long live our dear leader and Saviour.

    Carl

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