BeBopAReBop and the anti-ganking director made a pact: They would find a typical highsec industrial PvE corp and slip a newbie alt into it. Then they would test the corporation with a wardec, to see if its leaders truly cared about newbies or not. Was the New Order right about the carebears?
Wendy Valentino, the newbie alt of the anti-ganking director, joined Essence Distribution and Mining corporation. Though only a few weeks old, it had really taken off; it had around 30 members already. BeBopAReBop's alt, Zawaka Inazuma, wardecced the corp. He also ganked Wendy's Venture to complete the disguise. Now a deep-cover spy, Wendy was positioned to feed intel to Zawaka. Would the corp leadership prove to be gallant--or a bunch of Goofuses?
Yoshiyo Solette, the founder and CEO of the industrial corp, was killed in a fail-fit Procurer. He'd been mining during the wardec. With a war-target in local. Zawaka chatted with the CEO in local to see what was up.
Zawaka Inazuma > 2 warp core stabs?To Zawaka's surprise, Yoshiyo took the loss well. He even gave "gf" in local. Splendid!
Zawaka Inazuma > I'm suprised you didn't get away
Zawaka Inazuma > it took be a really long time to get scram on you
Zawaka Inazuma > gf though
Yoshiyo Solette > gf mate, yeah, thought u only had 1 warp disruptor
Yoshiyo Solette > You scanned me down?So far, so good. Yoshiyo wasn't threatening to file a petition or whining about new players. Instead, he offered to fight the wardeccer.
Zawaka Inazuma > well d-scan I guess
Yoshiyo Solette > I see, I see, where'd u go?
Zawaka Inazuma > whats the fun in telling you?
Yoshiyo Solette > LMAO, so proc. v. rupture is all gravy but u won't fight me now xD You crack me up
Yoshiyo Solette > You must be from low or null sec?Zawaka couldn't resist the invitation to fight someone who could fight back.
Zawaka Inazuma > nope, I'm pretty much a high sec gankbear
Yoshiyo Solette > So where are u @? Checked all the belts.
Zawaka Inazuma > p1 station
Yoshiyo Solette > Well get off the station & come fight me mate, asteroid belt 9
Yoshiyo Solette > come fight me mate
...However, the CEO was merely flying a dubiously fit frigate.
Yoshiyo Solette > gf mateNow Zawaka began to harbor doubts about Yoshiyo. He hunted down Yoshiyo's pod and killed him. Unfortunately, this sent Yoshiyo out of the system by way of pod-express, so they could no longer chat in local. But Wendy Valentino was still inside the corp. Watching. Waiting.
Zawaka Inazuma > gf
Zawaka Inazuma > I really thought you were going to have your friend ship up
Zawaka Inazuma > you going to bring a real fight? I didn't even have to manage my drones
Yoshiyo Solette > lulz, probably not
Yoshiyo Solette > want a corp. to war dec for a real fight?
Two days later, Wendy and the rest of the corp received a shocking EVEmail from their fearless leader. Yoshiyo had decided to resign from his post as CEO and quit the corporation. Having used the corp members to mine for his Orca, Yoshiyo no longer had any interest in them. After all, the wardec prevented him from using the corp Orca. So he simply took the Orca and everything else he could get his hands on--and left his corp members to fend for themselves. Yoshiyo appointed a random newbie as CEO in his place. Enjoy the wardec, everybody!
Wendy couldn't believe it. Everything the New Order ever said about highsec carebear CEOs was true. She passed the EVEmail to Zawaka.
Zawaka Inazuma > sorry to hear about your corp =(Zawaka managed to get Yoshiyo into a private convo.
Yoshiyo Solette > What happened to it?
Zawaka Inazuma > well I saw you gave up ceo to a newbie
Yoshiyo Solette > Yeah, not the first time.
Yoshiyo Solette > So you just came to say that and rub it in my face???During their battles, Zawaka had high hopes for Yoshiyo. He'd said "gf" and seemed to be a good sport about the wardec. The former CEO, though grumpy, might still have a chance at enjoying EVE. Zawaka decided to invite Yoshiyo to join an alt's PvP corp:
Zawaka Inazuma > not really
Zawaka Inazuma > I did want to say that I appreciated the fights
Zawaka Inazuma > was dissapointed that you dropped
Yoshiyo Solette > Yeah, well we can still fight
Yoshiyo Solette > It's not like I died.
Zawaka Inazuma > also, you're welcome to join the violet squadron channel if you want to get in on some roams. we usually take small gangs to FW or either Brave or PH's spaceOut of nowhere, Yoshiyo threw a tantrum.
Yoshiyo Solette > I don't hang out with assholes, but thanks for the invite
Zawaka Inazuma > do you treat your opponents that way in other games?
Zawaka Inazuma > I mean this is a game that has been famous for scamming and extortion for over ten years
Yoshiyo Solette > That doesn't make it proper =P
Yoshiyo Solette > You're still an asshole dudeIt seemed Yoshiyo had more Goofus in him than anyone realized. Yoshiyo flunked the test. Wendy, meanwhile, found the whole experience to be eye-opening. And she, unlike her former CEO, wasn't willing to give up on the carebear corp just yet.
Zawaka Inazuma > in other games extortion isn't within the game rules so I don't engage in it
Yoshiyo Solette > You attack defenseless ships
Yoshiyo Solette > =asshole
Yoshiyo Solette > Shut the fuck up
Yoshiyo Solette > You're so fucking dumb nigger
To be continued...