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I get EVEmails like this all the time. Keeps me grounded, humble.
Now that we're all in the right frame of mind, it's time for the main course.
Azn was deeply inspired by a recent post, Superheroes of Highsec, which included some artwork comparing me to the Batman. Which comparison is more apt? Admittedly, it's a tough call.
The CODE always wins, even in the comments section.
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Hey look at me everyone. I'm the whore who fucks kids in the ass with baseball bats then cum in their mouths. While I'm not fucking kids I come to the minerbumping blog and pretend to be a code agent. All i ever do is run my mouth though. God forbid if I actually undock. I may piss myself.ReplyDelete
Love - Pedophile Ming / Subhuman Ming
Jeez Kalynn you want some salt for that chip on your shoulder?Delete
All you are doing is galvanizing the New Orders stance, which ultimately will be your downfall. Feel free to post up with your ingame character, so I know where to find you.Delete
Regards Rhalina Sedai.
My character name is Ming Tso. And I pretend to be an agent of the New Order of High sec. I do so because I live in mommy and daddy's basement, so I'm socially isolated. I'm not even good enough to be on the top 10 douche bag list anymore... *starts crying*Delete
Did Ming touch you at all? Do you feel upset? Did your new shiny Mac go boom?Delete
If you are really serious about attempting to create content, I would really seriously consider going about it yourself and recruit your own army. Sadly these posts are created by someone in AG leadership.
I would really advise you to divorce yourself completely from AG as you do not want to be associated with people like this.
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Woe to the foolish miner who tries to kick his crotch.Delete
Oops disregard above.Delete
burn amarr baby !!!! now thats content :))))))Delete
When I take a look at that bump in his red pants I assume that James also has balls of steel. :DReplyDelete
Woe to the foolish miner who tries to kick his crotch.Delete
Figures that is where code agents would look.Delete
Nah. We'll just use our mining lasers him. Man of steel? Let's test that.Delete
It´s not rocket science, Finland is more bigger, wealthier than (and at least has as high tech as) Israel...ReplyDelete
Military goes hardcore everywhere when faced with possible opposition that has much more quantity.
Besides, there is silver lining in everything, that kind of destructive war could "calm down" Russia (like Japan after WW2), and bring also in more general peace into the world.
For Finns it wont matter, we know that Russians know that in a case of war, all Finns with their couple million hunting rifles in every other window would need to be neutralized anyway.
What does this have to do with anything?????Delete
That's what I was wondering...Delete
Hello 0bama Barack Hussein o/Delete
Another failure form anti-ganking with burn amarr. non-stop failure dailyReplyDelete
lol, how do you stop that though?Delete
I have a superman suit with the "S" replaced with "RL" which stand for Real Life or Rich LawyerReplyDelete
I thought you kept the S for "Space Lawyer"Delete
i don't see the difference between RL and and gameDelete
OK, I just have to ask a question. I will admit that even I -=M=- tease ming from time to time, laughing about his lack of kills over the past year, especially of his lack of killing any miners. This leaves me wondering, why does ming simply not go to high sec, team up with code agents, and get a kill or three on his kill board? It seems to me this would be easy, yes? Code agents team up to make kills on a regular basis. Once ming would have a few kills he could say he is an agent and have his kill board to back him up. Why does he not get some kills, am I missing something? Is it that code really does not like him, he is to scared to undock, or is it something else?ReplyDelete
P.S. Ming, if your that poor (from your donation of 11 bil isk), just say so on here, I might be feeling generous and send you some. :-)
I will up my challenge for ming. Ming if you undock and come out to high sec, i will actully get on one of my alts and help you gank a miner or two. If your in need of the isk, i will even provide you with a code fit cat (or however many you need to gank), and fleet with you so your not scared. However i understand if your to scared to undock and enter high sec, and if that is the case, simply comment so on here. We will all understand.
Ming, im still waiting for your reply. Will you man up and come to high sec to get some kills with me, or are you to scared?
Mings reply: Oh? Well, that's nice then. I challenge whoever challenged me to accept challenges to a challenge but as we all know, Anons are not permitted to make challenges, due to the challenge of identifying them, making the entire challenge of accepting a challenge challengeless.Delete
Does that mean your declining ming?
No shame in being a failure ming, since most of code are failures you would fit in, if only you did something. Again for reference, im willing to get on one of my alts, fleet up with you in high sec, and help you finally get some real kills. If your short on isk (due to your donating 11 billion to a fraud group), im more then willing to give you some isk, or better yet get you the cats you need to gank. That is if you can man up enough to undock.
Lots of love,
You may donate any amount of isk and/or ingame assets to the ingame character "Ming Tso."Delete
I will use your donation to buy more shares of New Order Stock, and further the great causes of the New Order of Highsec, and its Supreme Protector, James 315.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
In other words, ming is to scared to undock, even when offered help. Quite pitiful, and a shame for code. Nothing new from the mouthpiece thou.Delete
Back in june 20-22 i tried to get ming to grow a spine, unfortunately he was way to scared of undocking to (as kaely would say it) 'man up'. As seen above i offered to help ming with isk, ships, even a fleet to join up with, simply to come out to high sec and kill some miners with me. I was not suprised when ming declined time after time.Delete
Starting June 24th, i gave up on trying to entice ming to high sec and picked to go ahead with my plan. I planned on giving away $500 million isk per day, for at least a good week, maybe longer. However, i was not going to just give away the isk, i was going to make miners earn the isk.
The first step of my plan was to go out and gank the miners. This is easy to do, as i have one of my alts in code, and on several occasions, she has been in gank fleets, so i am well versed in just how to perform ganks.
The second step, after performing a gank, was to get into a conversation with ganked miner, and show the miner why he/she got ganked, and show him/her how to avoid future ganks.
The third step, was after teaching the miner various new skills (gank avoidance, how to set up warp to bookmarks, use of d-scanner, ect), to again test them by trying to gank them with a different alt.
If the miner would pass the third step, avoiding a follow up gank, then i would reward them with isk.
Originally i was going to do this from June 24th, untill july 1st, but on the last day i extended this by an another week, to july 8th.
Im very happy to say i managed to educate not 14 miners like most readers would think, but 22 miners. The reason for this is numerous times after i would educate a miner on gank avoidance, and they would pass the 3rd step avoiding a follow up gank, they would politely decline the isk reward i offered them.
Naturally being me -=M=-, when one would turn down the isk reward, i found another miner a few systems away, and had the pleasure of educating a second miner in the same day.
At the end of the two weeks, 22 former clueless miners now have the knowledge to avoid code ganks, and have all been tested by me.
14 of those miners did select to take the reward, unknowing that i was going to give $500 mil isk each day to a lucky one of them, which resulted in $7 billion isk in the hands of resourceful and well informed miners, who hopefully will avoid code now on. In addition, i did also replace whatever mining ship they where in which i ganked. Im not 100% sure of how much value that was, as i am not greedy for isk like code is, but im sure i gave away at least another billion and a half in ships and fittings, drones, and so on to those lucky 22 miners.
I think in a few weeks time, i might do the same thing again. Maybe the last week of july and the first week of aug? Im just wondering something, Ming Tso, might you want to join me this time, or are you still going to cower in a station somewhere?
Lots of love,
Good to hear that there are a few players out there doing positive things. The so called protector of high sec should tip his hat to you M.Delete
I would say Batman. After all, JimmyBoy315 is not the so called hero that the community wants. He's the so called hero that the community deserves...with his glowing ass and plaid trails all over the Kino star system and such...ReplyDelete
You know, I've been meaning to ask... How's that demon beast doing for you code guys? Does it still have it's tentacles stuffed in you guy's ass or what?
lack luster comment at best, 3/10Delete
That is a lot of butthurt from that minerDelete