If you've ever wanted to make a difference in EVE, the New Order is the place to do it. There's simply no more effective way to make your mark. Hundreds of thousands of EVE players have been forced to adapt to the New Order. Whether they're the recipients of ganks, bumps, awoxes, or wardecs; whether they were forced to tank up or move out; whether they read about or raged about out us, their games were changed due to our presence.
Thus, Agents of the New Order provoke an immediate reaction from the highsec populace wherever they go. Even an Agent merely entering local is enough to bring life to an otherwise dead system. What kind of reaction does the presence of an Agent inspire? Good and bad. Let's look at a fair, representative sample, provided courtesy of Agent Liek Darz No cherry-picking here.
An AFK Agent still casts a long shadow. The New Order is pretty much the only topic of conversation in highsec.
Many EVE players are unafraid to admit that they admire the New Order--and our valour in the face of EVE's game mechanics.
A cheering section is always welcome. Though some say we're "anti-miner", our support in the community is wide and deep.
Code violators, too, look upon much of what we do with sympathy. Rebels and carebears, you may not like us, but you know you need us.
When we first arrived on the scene, skeptics doubted our staying power. Only the most ignorant denialist can do so today.
Of course, it's not only the miners who voice their support. Pro-Order forces abound.
In general, suicide ganking miners is not profitable. The New Order's extraordinary financial resources come from donations from the public. More than 600 billion isk worth of shares have been purchased from me. Private donations also trickle in to individual Agents.
There's no denying it: Rebellious sentiments can still be heard in highsec.
Uh-oh. Another negative one. Could this be a sign of things to come?
To be continued...
Give a loser food stamps and they'll support anything i guass....ReplyDelete
Kalynn calm downDelete
Gauss again.. the Code always wins. Always.Delete
... but you can sell a miner a permit and at least they won't get ganked.*Delete
*As long as they actively follow the Code.
Obama Phone I got an Obama phone, vote for Obama.Delete
Always mine in Panorad Always!
Ah, Panorad. The region currently occupied by more CODE. Agents than Uemon.Delete
I won't be falling for your tricks, CODE!!!!
Must be very quiet agents then. Every new face that enters the Panorad system is logged and cross referenced with data that we have in our records going back over 2 year now.Delete
We have been keeping an eye on the New Order for quite a long time, picking where and what time we will come out and defy Jamesy baby and his cohorts.
Panorad fits our purpose for multiple reasons. We give this info freely and long live the Free Systems Of Panorad (FSOP)
"... but you can sell a miner a permit and at least they won't get ganked.*Delete
*As long as they actively follow the Code."
more hilarity from the "mouthpiece"
Miner humor never made sense to me.Delete
They laugh at flatly true statements. They laugh while making death and rape threats. They laugh while speculating about others' sexual preferences or habits. Sometimes they'll laugh at the beginning, middle, and end of a sentence...all in the same sentence. But tell a knock-knock joke in local, and crickets.
Ya'll need to get your humor modules checked, I think they're faulty.
settle down foodstampsDelete
Now hear this, your illustrious leader is speaking to you. The Code has been a scam the whole time. I could give a shit about High sec. My only alligence is to The New Order of Hitler. I have now classified all Code agents as "subhuman" I will require you to proccede to the nearest gas chamber to have the "subhuman" cleansed from you.Delete
Have a nice day
This message as been bought to you by the leader of The New Order of Hitler
- Hitler 315
The code has such a foul stench you really want to be upwind of it, not following it...ReplyDelete
Nope, that's you. Better hop in the shower!
You have been in the new order so long, alana, that you don't know what fresh air smells like...ReplyDelete
Look at the foul air coming off of this angry miner!Delete
Looks like you too ming, so ocustomed to th new order stench that you can't really tell where it comes from...Delete
We know it comes from the miners we exterminate.Delete
There's nothing more foul smelling than dead miners.
However, there's nothing more sweet smelling than knowing you're doing a good job at keeping those with bad attitudes out of this game!
Yes there is, new order agents in any condition smell worse than anything...Delete
"We know it comes from the miners we exterminate."|Delete
lmao !! more "wholesale slaughter" from the mouthpiece ...not.
"However, there's nothing more sweet smelling than knowing you're doing a good job at keeping those with bad attitudes out of this game!"Delete
then you are smelling the sweet smell of failing miserably......i see nothing but bad attitudes here all the time.(both sides)
Kalynn calm downDelete
Liek Darz is so polite and professional, but then I guess he does have the code on his side.ReplyDelete
That new order stench is worse than falling into the Bog of Everlasting Stench...ReplyDelete
Kalynn calm downDelete
Unfortunately Liek is not working in my neighborhood. :(ReplyDelete
But I have a relaxed relationship to our local Agent. Although he is a bit shy and logs out as soon as I post "GANKER IN THE SYSTEM!" when he appears. :)
Reminds me to finally produce Void S, so I can do business with him.
Then he is obviously not a Knight of the New Order. We fear no miner.Delete
Oh, he is. And a nice guy btw. Of course he does not fear us (why should he, he is not an asteroid), but it spoils the moment of surprise when someone points out his presence and intentions. :)Delete
The New Order of Hitler demands that all people that small report to the nearest gas chamber to have this condition taken care of. We do not need more "subhumans" in this world. It is The New Order of Hitler's goal to eradicate all "subhumans".ReplyDelete
Kalynn, why so butthurt?Delete
Bow to your superior you filthy runt. You are close to being classified as "subhuman"Delete
Kalynn, why the Nazi references? Do you have some sort of fascination with them? Do tell.Delete
Kalynn, don't you understand that everyone is equal in the eyes of James 315? Even miners can be saved. Sure.. bots, bot-aspirants and PVE corp CEOs are the primary cause for a lull in player retention; but if we all just try to follow the law of Hisec (The Code); then we will all be happy.Delete
Miners may be at the bottom of the EVE food chain; but deep inside we are all players. It is only when the player goes AFK in space that they stop being a player. But, this is only because they have literally stopped playing the game!
Everyone has the potential for greatness if they only meditate on the Code.
TLDR; Kalynn, calm down.
"Everyone has the potential for greatness if they only meditate on the Code."Delete
the comedy just keeps coming :)
Everyone has the potential to barf when meditating on that piece of trash (the code)...Delete
Looks like another Code VictoryReplyDelete
The butthurt is mighty with these carebears!ReplyDelete
lolz... "If you've ever wanted to make a difference in EVE, the New Order is the place to do it. There's simply no more effective way to make your mark."ReplyDelete
I made my difference in Eve making crazy amounts of cash in RL.. All CODE. does is gank poor helpless newbros in an effort to pad killboards/extract tears.
Can anyone tell the fake veers from the tears veers?Delete
I really can't tell them apart anymore. Veers always flirted with Poe's Law to begin with, and the fake Veers are just too good at this point.Delete
What is it about miners and their frequent outbursts of homoerotic imagery?ReplyDelete
Maybe some attraction to their Gankers. So basically Stockholm syndrome XXL.Delete
I think it has to do with the general poor quality of human beings that miners are. I mean, it's 2015. In the United States, we are literally days away from gay marriage being legalized in all 50 states. Being gay is no more uncommon than being nonwhite. People are accepting it.Delete
It is only the miner and its backwards-looking thinking that still yearns for the days before the New Order and progress. Homophobic slurs are its way of "keeping the status quo," even though everyone can see that they're being left behind by history.
I'm heartened that there are at least a few progressive miners in this chat who "get it," and are moving forward with us as partners as we attempt to eradicate incivility from Highsec.
"I think it has to do with the general poor quality of human beings that miners are."Delete
" we are literally days away from gay marriage being legalized in all 50 states. Being gay is no more uncommon than being nonwhite."
look at the "mouthpiece" trying to goad people into more negative responses.
and you wonder why some of us think you are every bit as toxic as those who write the most toxic stuff here.
Who's "trying" to goad people into negative responses?
I think the proper term is "Succeeding"
Hey now, be fair to ming.Delete
He succeeds to stay docked all the time, he succeeds to not fight all the time, he succeeds to have zero activity on his killboards in the past year. High quality inactivity and uselessness from ming, you got to respect that!
In b4 ming cries tears of how he was scammed out of 11 billion isk.Delete
You know that was March, and this is June, right?Delete
You're still going on about how I didn't actually donate 11 billion isk to the New Order?
New Order Shares. The investment that never, ever stops paying dividends. And I have 11,000 of them. Indeed, I am a rich man.
nice to see the "mouthpiece " admit to being a dick.ReplyDelete
goading anything is a move only a dick would pull, (both sides) :)
Please stop with the negativity that you freely chose to create, which you admit that in no way was inspired to by hatred of innocent New Order Agents such as myself. You are only serving to reinforce the contrast between the poor quality of the miner and the messianic quality of the New Order Agent.
hmm let me see....you freely admit to "goading" in an attempt to get more negative reactions.Delete
then you try to distance yourself from your own comment, good job "mouthpiece" well done. :)
criminals have no quality at all... and since it is code who get destroyed by law enforcement in new eden and not the law abiding miners, then it is quite obvious who has the low quality ....the criminal of course.Delete
i await your attempted spin on this "mouthpiece" :)
Yet, it is the Miners who inevitably get destroyed. The New Order is okay with this, since it is our law that overrides Concord. If this wasn't true, then how come Concord hasn't, i dunno, ever stopped us from doing what it is we do? I mean, Concord even has tags that you can buy for a pittance that allow us to keep ganking!
Let me ask you: What kind of legitimate authority allows you to pay it to ignore the consequences, or erase criminal history with a payoff?
Before you answer incorrectly, Let me stuff your mouth with the correct words; It is the "Law enforcement" agency that you put your faith in! Ha! Maybe this is why you deserve to be put down and destroyed- you back the corrupt side!
The New Order ensures that you lose more than we do when we decide to enforce our law. Just like the criminal loses his life while the police officer loses merely a few bullets. Both lose something; it's just that your loss is quite a bit more significant than our loss. In this way, we may say that we are definitely the legitimate authority here.
And also, the winners.
nice spin "mouthpiece" but totally wrong as always.Delete
miners get destroyed by code criminals, code criminals get destroyed by law enforcement(concord) thats how it is and thats how it shall remain. always.
and stop using the word "we" the "we" you refer to does not include you "mouthpiece" you just sit and flap your gums all day .
" Maybe this is why you deserve to be put down and destroyed-"
is this more of that "wholesale slaughter" you never did..... i guess soo :)
you are as low class and quality-less as the miners you decry so bitterly,
a bunch of petty criminals with delusions of grandeur. :)
the only thing your rich in "mouthpiece" is hot air :)ReplyDelete