Thursday, June 25, 2015

NEW ORDER BOMBSHELL: Over Seven Hundred Fourteen Billion in Shares Sold

People buy New Order shares for all sorts of reasons. Obviously, from a business standpoint, they're a great investment--as recently demonstrated during Agent Kalorned's audit of New Order finances.


However, people also buy New Order shares for the purpose of personal growth and character-building. Super Perforator purchased 315 additional shares, which happened to send us over the 614 billion isk mark and earn Super Perforator a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Another good reason to buy shares: Celebration or commemoration of important events in your life, or in the history of the world. For example, celebrating Code Day.


There was some buzz in the MinerBumping channel over just such a purchase.


I'd like to introduce you all to my new friend, Elite Harvester. I think you'll find that he's your friend, too. Notice the party hat he's wearing? They don't just hand those things out, you know.

Elite Harvester wanted to spend some money on New Order shares for Code Day. How much to spend? One million isk? No, that's not really that much these days. Okay, how about...

One... hundred... billion isk?



Elite Harvester did the unthinkable, purchasing 100,000 shares. This sent us over the 615, 616, 617, 618, 619, 620, 621, 622, 623, 624, 625, 626, 627, 628, 629, 630, 631, 632, 633, 634, 635, 636, 637, 638, 639, 640, 641, 642, 643, 644, 645, 646, 647, 648, 649, 650, 651, 652, 653, 654, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659, 660, 661, 662, 663, 664, 665, 666, 667, 668, 669, 670, 671, 672, 673, 674, 675, 676, 677, 678, 679, 680, 681, 682, 683, 684, 685, 686, 687, 688, 689, 690, 691, 692, 693, 694, 695, 696, 697, 698, 699, 700, 701, 702, 703, 704, 705, 706, 707, 708, 709, 710, 711, 712, 713, and 714 billion isk marks.

Whew!

Elite Harvester broke several records. He is the first to earn a Centuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™, a manner of Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ which was heretofore only theoretical. This is also the largest single purchase of shares in New Order history. (The next-highest were batches of 39,000 shares bought by Erotica 1 on the eve of her permaban, and by Slave A00073078, in protest of that ban.) Elite Harvester is now the #1 shareholder among non-permabanned players, as well as the #1 shareholder overall.

The fourth year of the Code is off to a good start.

As a postscript, I understand that some bot-aspirants and carebears tend to get a bit fixated on the New Order's isk. They speculate about the Treasury going bankrupt, or the money disappearing, etc. This is typical of bot-aspirants, since they view EVE entirely through the prism of money. I would urge them to calm down and take this opportunity to embrace the Code and all it does for highsec. It's true that this hundred billion isk purchase will result in trillions of isk in losses for carebears over the following months. Not to worry. Our Agents will ensure that the right people get ganked.

52 comments:

  1. Elite Harvester seems "subhuman" to me. Send "it" to the gas chambers. The New Order of Hitler demands it!

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  2. Hey look at me everyone. I'm the whore who fucks kids in the ass with baseball bats then cum in their mouths. While I'm not fucking kids I come to the minerbumping blog and pretend to be a code agent. All i ever do is run my mouth though. God forbid if I actually undock. I may piss myself.

    Love - Pedophile Ming / Subhuman Ming

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    1. Kalynn, calm down. You seem a bit more upset than usual over this substantial donation to our cause.

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  3. 100 billion shares??? That's even more than I gave the New Order!

    WOW!

    Congratulations Elite Harvester!!!!

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    1. Awww, now ming is down to 12th place....
      Will it ever get back up into the top ten?
      Stay tuned to "As the fool cries" to find out if it will donate more!

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    2. @ fake ming 7:00, please get your cock out of your boyfriends ass. Its unnatural and sick you fuck...

      Why would you congratulate someone with more isk then common sense for? hey to the pants on head retard that donated 100B isk (assuming it isn't fake) I'll sell you the brroklyn bridge for 200B isk...

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    3. Kalynn, we are going to have to ask you to please calm down. Your making a scene again.

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  4. I'm sure the AG community will match this within 72 hours. NOT!

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  5. Gonna be lots of AG tears in this thread...

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  6. Just remember to tithe 10%!!

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  7. Obviously a donation from your goon masters. You guys did well during Burn Amarr, here's $1800 we have just laying around, we were going to use it on a titan, but hey, you guys made our weekend.

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    1. 4 day old toon. Created for the purpose of making this donation. Nothing else.

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    2. Grr Goons?

      Don't be jealous :D

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    3. http://m.imgur.com/KPrdLer

      Bitches please! The New Order is here to stay!
      Kill all carebear scum! Down with theme park mmo's!

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    4. grrr gons hat gons reuin geme <3

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  8. never heard of this elite harvester so one has to wonder if it's made up to scam others into 'donating' towards code.

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    1. Of course its made up, that is the whole point of it.
      Much like any real world government, code lies about its real money (isk).
      I would wager at least half the 'claimed' isk is fake.
      Heck, agents have already come forward saying they faked donations.

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  9. Excellent stuff, many thanks Elite Harvester. o7

    I'm just picturing all the carebear heads exploding when they read this & then imagining someone actually having 100 Bill isk & then freely donating it. LOL.

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  10. Only the New Order of Our Saviour can attract this sort of selfless generosity in EVE Online.

    I've a good feeling about this 4th year; it's going to be Special.

    Hats off to Elite Harvester!

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    1. It's a real shame though, that the whole new order and the code are founded on lies, sasha...

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    2. @Anon3:35
      Begone, bot-aspirant, and take your sulking, passive-aggressive baseless accusations with you.

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  11. I wonder if he's called "Elite Harvester" because he's an "Elite Harvester" of tears???

    Get it???

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  12. 100 Billion bucks? How much is that in Catalysts? Or Orca Wrecks? Or Hatemails? Holy shmoly. Re. Spect.

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    1. It equates to 8333.3 recurring T2 cats @ 12mill per.

      Yeah baby!!!!

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  13. Now that is a stock purchase!

    Thanks EH!

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  14. 100 billion ISK.

    100 billion carebear tears.

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  15. 100 Billion VICTORIES FOR THE CODE!!!!!

    NON-STOP WINNING DAILY!!!!!!!!

    CAREBEARS DIE WHILE ANTIGANKERS CRY AND THE CODE JUST KEEPS ON WINNING!!!!!!

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  16. Did you swallow the worm, wolf???

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    1. Sorry we are closed, come back later :D

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  18. Breaking News:

    Earlier today, a trio of individuals walked into a church and opened fire, killing several people and injuring dozens. The historic church, located in Charleston, South Carolina, is sponsored by The Evangelical Movement of Carebear Empowerment. The gunmen, who entered the church during a Bible study session, walked in and opened fire on anyone and everyone resulting in nine dead, including the pastor who was leading the Bible Study. Police was already in the area and responded quickly to 911 calls about the shooting. The police took the suspects into custody without further incident, said police spokesperson, Thomas Hellfighter. "They were armed with automatic weapons. It is a miracle that more people didn't lose their lives. Since this religious group is protected under federal anti-discrimination laws, we will be treating this as a hate crime."

    The Assistant District Attorney, Marcus Sanchez, stated that "Today, we have seen the face of true evil. Although the investigation is in its early stages, it is clear as day the hatred that these suspects harbor against this religion. Therefore we will be filing charges for premeditated murder, malice murder with special circumstances, and attempted murder. Additional charges may be forthcoming as the police conduct their investigation. As it stands at this moment, we will be asking for the death penalty." Also at the press conference was FBI spokesperson Francine Derringer who said "The FBI has opened an independent investigation into the incident which will parallel the local law enforcement's investigation. The suspects in question, Loyalanon, Alana Charen-Teng, and Ming Tso are known members of a terrorist organization known as The New Order of Halaima, New Order, or just simply Code. This organization of domestic terrorists have known ties to islamic terror organizations ISIS, Al Qaeda, and Hammis, as well as several white supremacist groups such as the Ayrian Brotherhood and the Klu Klux Klan."

    President Obama expressed outrage at the incident as he personally knew the pastor who was gunned down. "He was a man of God who tried to live his life in the Word. He was a friend, a father, and a leader. He will be missed" President Obama stated in a separate press conference. The Presidents voice was cracking at the end of the statement. Those injured in the incident was taken to area hospitals. Their condition ranges from serious to critical. Some have life threatening injuries.

    Updates will be forthcoming as new details emerge.

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    1. "police spokesperson, Thomas Hellfighter"
      That's a pretty awesome name.

      "They were armed with light neutron blasters"
      FTFY

      "malice murder"
      Is that actually a thing?

      "The suspects in question, Loyalanon, Alana Charen-Teng, and Ming Tso"
      You remembered me!

      "ISIS, Al Qaeda, and Hammis"
      Did you mean 'Hamas'?

      "Ayrian Brotherhood and the Klu Klux Klan."
      Aryan* Brotherhood... Ku* Klux Klan

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    2. Come on BM, I know you can do better then this. 1/10

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    3. I honestly wish I could dry those tears and season my steak with them

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    4. Gross, if you really have to ruin a steak that way at least use a cheap cut...

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    5. I gotta get me one of these personal fanfic/tear dispensers.

      Must be nice to be Ming, knowing fresh, personalized tears await you after each article posted.

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  19. glorious!!!! congrats Elite harvester!!

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  20. Knock, knock...

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  21. I don't expect to hear from any of the 'CODE is going broke!1!' Anons for a while... Yet another 100 bil victories for New Highsec!

    -Galaxy Pig

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  22. Uhhhhhhhhh... Holy shit!?

    What an amazing contribution. This should keep us all in cats for the better part of forever.

    I look forward to the coming carnage. Get your permits before it's too late, miners!

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  23. 100,000,000,000 divided by 1,000,000 per share is NOT 100,000,000.
    Might want to check your math???

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  24. GLORY GORY GLORY!

    Thank you Elite Harvester! You make our game possible!

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  25. NEW ORDER NEWS UPDATE:
    It seriously is a good day to be a member of the New Order.

    Today, in a major upset for Butthurt Minor and Kalynn Shardani, two of the most homophobic and racist pro-miner posters on Minerbumping.com were dealt a historic defeat as the United States joined the league of nations that endorse same-sex marrage. This comes a day after suffering another crushing defeat for the Anti-Ganking movement, as a newly Code-Compliant miner named Elite Harvester, (who, mysteriously, was seen sporting a yellow and black uniform) donated a staggering 100 Billion Isk to the New Order Treasury, singlehandedly becoming the largest shareholder in the New Order and earning the coveted and previously only theoretical Centuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

    Angry doomsayer miners, who are regularly seen predicting the impending doom of the New Order whenever the New Order's Treasury balance drops below 30 million, were once again forcibly driven away from Minerbumping.com, muttering curses and hitting children, frustratedly lamenting the fact that they must now admit that it seems as if the New Order, is here to stay for quite a while longer.

    For the glory the New Order News Network,
    This is Agent Ming Tso, reporting.

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  26. Lol, i heard about the saying "A fool and his money soon part ways", but never thought i would see him. *tips hat to elite harvester* we finally found the fool.

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  27. its interesting that you all talk about bots and bot aspirant miners, and yet here you all (or at least a great many of you) are pvp bot aspirants, using the exact same ship and fit everytime, no difference, no variance, just bot like behaviour to maximize your chances. And while I personally can understand why you do this, it is against your code, and thus you should stop, and use your mind.

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    1. The vehicles of justice are fine tuned for their purpose which is ridding bot aspirants. You wouldn't use a less capable ship for that task would you? Perhaps you are the one who should use your mind

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    2. @Nathan Savery9:57

      We consciously use the fits we use because we they do the most damage in the least amount of time for the costs. It is not unheard of us to use Thrashers for gank destroyers if we determine that a target has weak EM resists, thus proving your assertation false and you wrong.

      But most of the time, we are dealing with Freighters and Retrievers. Both of which are perfectly fine with good old "High-DPS" Catalysts.

      And there is nothing in the Code that says that our tactics need variation. We win always, no? If you were playing chess, and you won 100% of the time, like we do, why would youchange up your strategy?

      Sure I understand that you might want a little bit of flavor to your chess game, but EVE Online, and the New Order, is all about winning, over miners, at any cost. And as such, variation on our tactics becomes the responsibility of our beaten opponents to adapt to. If our victories force it to change its behaviour pattern, then we have also won a philosophicalvictory, in addition to our regular military victory.

      And in the end, it is our stated goal to reform the miner by giving it no other choice but to accept and obey the Code.

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    3. I am using my mind, and as such, I do expect the mentality of 'win at all cost'.
      My statement above, is not biased one way or the other, for better or worse. I consider myself neutral.

      I can completely understand and agree with what you have said Ming, and in all MMO's I've played regardless of the amount or variety given to players, there will always be a best and worst of everything, if thats DPS or mining.

      My only point with the above post was to highlight the similarities between the two (dps/gank and mining).

      I guess the only other thing that I would raises, is that it would be nice to see things a little more equal, if the code is specifically against mining with decadent fittings, then perhaps it should also be against those other classes of people with such decadent fittings.

      For those that are defensive please remember this is not to be inferred as critical.

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