Thursday, September 17, 2015

Know More

The New Order is the pinnacle of highsec civilization. You can tell this is true not only by the number of people we kill, but also by the great works of art we produce. Conrad Raze is a recent addition to our growing ranks. He is able with both neutron blaster and paintbrush.


Spoiler alert: The fifth element is love. That's me!


Even grizzled veterans of war can get butterflies in the stomach before racing off into PvP. But our Agents go to battle with a smile and a laugh. They know they can't lose! In this photo, the Saviour of Highsec does not join in the laughter, since he has just finished telling a joke and does not laugh at his own jokes.


Of course! MinerBumping readers are the EVE players who crave knowledge.

BONUS!


He's back! Sasha Nyemtsov rushed to the microphone when I released my attention-grabbing piece about nullsec's economy and sov mechanics. If you didn't agree with my essay, listen to Sasha read it and see if you don't change your mind.

As always, permanent links to artwork can be found on our Links page.

10 comments:

  1. I half-expected the recording button to say "Guaranteed 100% Torture-Free"

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  2. "This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks! "

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  3. "WE GET YOU, SIR!" lol, love starship troopers.

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  4. The Fifth Element was a great movie and Conrad Raze has disgraced it with the portrait of James 315. Someone should call Sony and report this copyright violation. So James, you are not Love, you are the piece of shit that I crapped out of my ass this morning. The Fifth Element is Life, not love. Get it right because right now you look like an idiot.

    As for James 315 being in Starship Troopers, wasn't that the guy who got offed in the first hour of the battle against the bugs?

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    1. The only thing carebears and Starship Troopers have in common is when they reference the Rear Echelon people prior to the fist fight. They were referring to carebears in case you didn't understand that.

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    2. The butthurt is lol

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    3. Fair Use rules apply for this artwork.

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  5. So many good things in sci-fi to use to help spread the word, anyone with ideas they can't pull off themselves feel free to drop me an evemail!

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