Friday, September 25, 2015

Papers, Please

Since the dawn of the Code, carebears have petitioned our Agents, wrongly believing that it's against the EULA to bump, gank, and sell permits. There are countless rebels out there who really think that we're breaking the rules, and that CCP is just a few petitions away from finally shutting down the New Order for good.

To those carebears, I would recommend reading this tweet from CCP Shadowcat:


Agent Franky Jaeger thoughtfully issued a mining permit to CCP Shadowcat during the EVE Berlin event. Let's get a close-up on that permit:


Everything is there, with typical New Order efficiency and bureaucratic precision. Looks official to me. It must be; it's laminated!

Rebels and bot-aspirants, look upon that tweet and despair. You think we're a bunch of EULA-violating griefers? Not even close. Here you see a CCP dev holding a New Order permit and beaming with pride. We are valued content creators.

Still only 10 million isk per year, folks.

29 comments:

  1. Updates are fast and furious today!

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  2. do antigankers go to eve gatherings and talk about how they fail nonstop daily??

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  3. As a responsible miner, I can't wait to get mine!

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  4. IB4 AG tears/conspiracy rants.

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  5. Goons are loosing the war in Pure Blind, falling back into Dek.
    What will you guys do when the honey stops flowing into your coffers?
    No more cats for gankers.

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    1. X-FEANOR singe handedly funds code. Rumors have it he has donated over 40 billion to code(through his dead freighter) and keeps on doing it even today.

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    2. There is a war in Pure Blind? All I see are pings for ratting fleets to build indexes. I must have missed the ones where we lost sov. But don't worry, our afk carriers will keep grinding isk in Dek to fund a war if one ever comes.

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    3. Grasping at straws now, aren't they?

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  6. Agent Franky Jaeger is an incredible genius!!! Love it!

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  7. I'd pay a billion ISK if it came with a fancy laminated card like that!

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    1. That could be arranged I'm sure.

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    2. I want one too! I want to be able to show the RL world I'm a responsible miner ;)

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  8. Inspired by the german "Personalausweis"..

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  9. Why am I not surprised that the Germans lead the way when it comes to issuing required IDs and permits?.................

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    1. Because you're currenty very butthurt about the fact that a CCP dev technically endorsed the new order by having a permit.

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    2. Really,child, you think I am "butthurt" based on a comment? I am constantly surprised on even though the articles in minerbumping are well written and entertaining, too many of CODE and their followers cannot seem to write a comment without using junior high slang. Too bad, I endorse your goals, but I'm still surprised on how much good your group accomplishes with such dregs. The current leadership and major agents are top notch, but for the rest of you......Great idea with the laminated mining permit, keep making the great game content.

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    3. "Really,child,"

      Fuckinglololol anything following that is by definition butthurt!

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    4. Anon @ 1:56 is correct. Butthurt detected. The truth stings.

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    5. ANON 1:57 bases his argument upon the poor grammar of others. Yet, he doesn't bother to use correct grammar in his own posts.

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  10. That permit is so cool!
    Also, CCP Shadowcat is a cutie! Teehee

    Where are all our usual detractors? It's not sunday...

    Oh, they must be sitting idly in AG channel, weeping gently.


    -Galaxy Pig

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  11. Aw, great. Thanks a LOT, CCP! Way to give them encouragement! As if a miner's life wasn't hard enough!

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    1. A miner's life is a cakewalk after they purchase a Mining Permit.

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    2. More boots on their throats New Order! As the Saviour says:

      "Most EVE players view the highsec miners as a detestable, pestilential cancer"

      Looks like the cure is working!

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  12. From now on any time any carebear asks 'WHY?!?!?' just link dat picture and refer them to Shadowcat.

    Then watch their heads explode, just like they are exploding now in the AG channel.

    Not kidding...:)
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    Mike Adoulin

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    1. Oooh, do I sense a pastebin? Let it be so!

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  13. Fuck. I was there and missed this handover ceremony! Ahhh!

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