"When you read this I want you to get online and leave my damn alliance. I already know you gave your API to pilots i walked away from for 9 months and could care less about. They just assholes who want power and nothing else. Just remember You can't pull the same crap on me over and over and over again. I do catch on quickly. So next time you say you are a director in my corp think again. Your roles are gone now get the fuck out of my corp.Perhaps unsurprisingly, JTClone wasn't very good at counterintelligence work. Gripped by paranoia, he imagined Agents everywhere, even among his closest friends and most trusted advisers. JTClone purged his own intel chief and main recruiter, silverone coldheart. In fact, silverone hadn't betrayed JTClone. But after being insulted and kicked from the alliance for no reason, he forwarded the EVEmail to TheInternet.
P.S. Don't piss off an Alliance CEO who has more power then you do."
JTClone knew the alliance's spy was in his own corp, but had no idea who it was. He began frantically purging the corp of everyone who looked suspicious. At least a dozen members were booted from the corp; you can see the effect of the purge on the far right of the graph. But none of the expelled members were the spy.
TheInternet then sent EVEmails to everyone in JTClone's alliance, telling them the truth about their leader. Some reacted badly to the news.
One of JTClone's star pupils, Iwaz Inyomama Lastnight, went on an enraged spamming spree.
Despite the resistance, JTClone's reputation was taking a hit as more of his alliance members investigated his history.
There is a mail being sent aroundTo combat the propaganda, JTClone told everyone to block TheInternet. He also insisted that everything was fine, and that the corp's spy had been removed. But the spy remained. S/he continued to send TheInternet intel, believing that TheInternet was using his/her access to locate the corp's spy.
From: JTClone Ares
Sent: 2015-09-07 04:07:00
To: Strangers of the Cosmos
Hey guys there is currently a mail going around that is full of shit that is being setn by TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet. Please add him to your block list he is not a current legit dilpomat so if you see him delete the mail or just let me know. He is trying to stir up trouble after i had kicked the spy out. IT is taken care of and has been dealt with. If you guys have questions just let me know. I will take the time to talk to you and explain the details with you.
hmmProtip: If your alliance leader sends a corp EVEmail like the above, you may want to reconsider your employment options.
From: JTClone Ares
Sent: 2015-09-07 04:33:00
To: Strangers of the Cosmos
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet is a nice juicy maggot who i wanna eat one day.
Hello friend,Anti-Gankers love to wrap themselves up in the mantle of protecting new players. Yet anyone can see that the carebear CEOs provide newbies with the worst possible EVE playing experience. By contrast, New Order Agents like TheInternet work tirelessly to help newbies enjoy the game.
You are, like every remaining member of corp, recieving this mail as an official warning from the New Order of Highsec. The specific reason I am contacting you is because of the war between your corporation and the CODE. alliance.
Many of you are new players, and there is no need for this war to result in any loss for you. CODE. has no grievance with you.
Your leader, JTClone Ares, is lying to you about everything. The corp you are currently in isn't a good corp. If you are interested in joining a good corporation, join KarmaFleet. Here is their recruiting channel: KF_Public
The war goes live tomorrow, and it will last longer than one week. If you undock during the war, we will destroy your ships. If you are still in corp after the war goes live, you will either stay docked up or experience losses.
JTClone is lying to you about everything. According to JTClone, "...there is currently a mail going around that is full of shit that is being setn by TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet. Please add him to your block list he is not a current legit dilpomat so if you see him delete the mail or just let me know. He is trying to stir up trouble after i had kicked the spy out. IT is taken care of and has been dealt with."
Sure. "It is taken care of and has been dealt with".
Just another one of JTClone's lies. Or is he just delusional?
We very clearly still have spies in your corp. JTClone does not have a plan for victory. The war starts soon.
You should leave the corporation before the war starts. This is your only warning. Mail me after you have left and I will provide you with a 10m ISK parting gift, courtesy of James 315. Many have fled already. Safety is on the outside.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet
CODEdot Outreach Manager
This cropped version of the Dotlan stats for JTClone's alliance tells the story: In only a month, the alliance lost half its membership. TheInternet's EVEmail campaign was working--along with the wardecs and JTClone's paranoia.
JTClone Ares > what are code relations with TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet...Which brings us back to the story already in progress. JTClone played it cool, but on the inside, he was bubbling with rage against the New Order. He wanted badly to accept loyalanon's offer to disband CODEdot for 20 billion isk. Lacking the money, however, he could only entertain the possibility of making the bribe at some point in the future.
loyalanon > not sure i dont know much about him
loyalanon > is he bothering you
JTClone Ares > he is sending things that should not be sent
JTClone remained on top of things as ever.
The basis for the conspiracy was that loyalanon planned to join Pandemic Legion and was therefore willing to burn CODEdot on the way out.
Though loyalanon claimed to have a legitimate contact in PL, JTClone remained cautious. If the plan were to move forward, it would be on JTClone's terms and no one else's. He would only pay the 20 billion isk after CODEdot was destroyed. He wasn't going to let anyone scam him out of all his stuff. Not this time. No sir.
To be continued...
What a scrub. I can't ever understand the need to woo your corpmates by telling them how awesome you are. Pure arrogance. If you want your mates to follow you, lead by example. Undock your ship and fight the wartargets and demonstrate how good your combat skills are. If they are not? Simply say so. I doubt your corpies joined your carebear corp because of how awesome the pvp is.ReplyDelete
Poor guy should just form a one man incursion farming corp like i didReplyDelete
I believe that we are to the point where we can have a new tab on the minerbumping page dedicated solely to JTClone.ReplyDelete
the JT Tab.Delete
I like it!
i can only read these in Gizoogle now. XDDelete
No! XD! It's too much! I need a doctor. I think I'm going to die from laughing too hard. Stahp!Delete
P.s. is it bad that I read it in Ice Cube's voice?
I hear Snoop when i read itDelete
JTClone Ares - such a special snowflake.ReplyDelete
As much as I am against the NO and James 315, I have to agree with CODEdot on this one. There are some people who shouldn't be CEOs and this JTClone guy is one of them. Never before have I seen such incompetence and epic failure in a leader (if you can call him that) that I have seen with this guy.ReplyDelete
If, by the roll of the dice, that I ended up with this guy as my leader, I would have left the game. I was lucky. The first corp that I was in has a competent leader who was ex-military. Although it was primarily a mining/industrial corp, he did advise us to train up combat skills and held combat training sessions so we could defend ourselves. It was so we would be ready if trouble came our way we could hold our own.
And that's why we need awoxing back. It used to be if an incompetent CEO's corp reached critical mass without him putting any effort in, it would attract awoxers and be destroyed. Now, with yet another nerf, they're much more likely to bore newbies out of the game without them even getting a chance to experience Eve for what it really is. Hisec corps are the most damaging thing to this game and need to be put down.Delete
Look you all think this is funny but this is harresment. I run an alliance and take on code everyday. it's interesting jimmy boy 315 doesn't post some of the other chat logs with loyalanon begging me to play along with this scheme so we split 10bil from one of your donors. check out my killboard i killed theinternet twice a couple of days ago and all he could do was whine in local my ferox was overpowered. he had to come back with 4 alts to try and box me in the station but I just laughed as my alt was mining next system over. code are lazy no gooders who ought to go pick strawberries instead of griefReplyDelete
How, exactly, is this "harresment"? You just admitted that you "...take on code everyday". You have clearly thrown your lot in with the anti-Gankers, time and time again. Now that you have been slapped down, yet again, you cry foul, and claim that our victory constitutes harassment? That's not leadership.Delete
As for the rest of your claims, lol. Do you understand yet that even your so-called 'friends' laugh at you? Why do you think this is so easy for us? You think that you know who your worst enemies are. You're wrong.
It must be a fake JT, the grammar isn't messed up enough to be the original one.Delete
But why didnt Anti-ganking ally with JT in the wars???ReplyDelete
Thats right AG failed - again
Tell me something. Did you actually do what JT claims? Did you split 10B from one of the donors?Delete
I'm sitting here slapping my refresh button like it owes me ISK. Absolutely glued to my seat, phone in hand, longing for the next installment. Good stuff.ReplyDelete