Saturday, November 7, 2015

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #92


Kren Badasaz has the privilege of starting off the ninety-second edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag. His EVEmail was full of nonsense, except for one sentence: "You won." He was right about that part. The CODE always wins!*


Some carebears get a bit too excited when they're introduced to PvP for the first time. That's when our Agents take extra steps to defuse the situation...


For all the talk about a certain Fanfest incident, it's the highsec carebears who routinely encourage their fellow EVE players to commit suicide.


Meanwhile, carebear apologists accuse CODE. members of "pushing the game past the boundaries into real life". It's amazing how our enemies' view of the world is an almost perfect inverse of reality. Do these people play on the same server as the rest of us? Is there another CODE. that I'm not aware of?


The trouble with reminding everyone that we're real people behind the computer screen: It encourages carebears to make real-life threats to the people behind the computer screen.

On the other hand, are you still considered to be "behind the computer screen" when you're AFK?


When miners answer each other's questions, they usually provide more exclamation points than useful pieces of information.


Somewhere, Lucas Kell is complaining about CODE. members' poor taste.


If he's telling the truth, at least Ram0n Raz0r can't make excuses about being a new player.


Agent Zopiclone tried to explain that he was helping the miner he'd ganked, but Jagger Rovard didn't understand. EVE is a complicated game.


Even our enemies rarely compare us to the Illuminati. We're an open, transparent organization that hides nothing from the people. That's why you can trust us.


Don't worry about a Google translation of what Jagger said. When a French miner says "merde" to an Agent, all you need to know is that he's violating the Code.


Although we're committed to providing miners with all the answers they need, our Agents' time is not unlimited. But a digital copy of the Code is always available for download--free of charge, if you can believe it!


Should I accept what GuanrdianJam is saying as true? He sounds like a Goofus...


Now that's more like it. Trust the Gallants.

* Always.

69 comments:

  1. Lucas Kell is a special kind of stupid. His forum posts on C&P can cause migraines.

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    1. Alas, the rest of us monkeys feel the same way. Many of us wonder why can he not tell real life from game time.
      Then we wonder why that sperglord is allowed to post on the forums without parental supervision.
      You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your alliance mates.
      Although, you can pick them off while in slosh ops and maybe no one will notice

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  2. Code is the most spineless crowd of fools... cant take their own space so they harass newbies and kids in highsec, while thinking highly of themselves. They really need to eat shit. And im a 00 player talking here... disgusting little useless pricks killing newbros for no reason... retarded.

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    1. Calm down, miner.

      -Oink

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    2. Hi Sec is our space. James took it and we defend it daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.

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    3. im sure you have powerful null sec friends XD XD

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    4. Anon nullbear 09:14 calm down.

      And you talk of cowardice but afraid to post with your main. Please try to calm down and also don't hide behind the flimsy curtain of anonimity.

      Besides, nulls pvp is for scrubs. Get good and try to pvp with the big boys some day.

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    5. Big boys are cowards hiding behind concord, never seen a capital ship ever, have no clue about bombings and bubbles... yeah bif boy. Way to go... too affraid and impotent for 00, so you kick babies around and taking their candy... bug boy... yeah right... noob loser good for nothing shitheads.

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    6. No anon 914, you are not a 00 player. What you are is just another butthurt little boi that cannot accept the fact that PvP is allowed everywhere in EvE
      If you dont like it, why play, as you are obviously not having fun mining in hisec.
      Again, you are not a nullsec player. In your case 00 realy means double zero, loser.

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    7. Yep. Again in your own retarded dreamworld. I did not mine since years. I live in null, and you kick babies around for no fucking reason. Time to wake up ape shit. Go fuck your goat a few more times, sell your mother for a couple of camels, and then grow a brain. Because you are delusional. Eve is dying because your kind. I dont care if you kill established old characters. But you guys kill 1-2 days old newbros for nothing. At least find a reason for your actions... but welll what do i even think... your kind can only run around screaming allahu ahubaru and blowing shit up... retards

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    8. That is one pissed off miner. I bet he gets ganked daily. Lovely tears there, thanks CODE for putting trash like this in their subserviant place.

      Long live the CODE! Death to all whiney crybears!

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    9. *opens umbrella*

      It's raining tears!

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  3. Of course not gonna post with my ingame name and not even from my pc, or local net connection. Noone wants your bullshit ddosing later on. And you dont own shit, cant fight for shit, never built anything in your life. Just stole everything. You guys are probably nigger refugees invading europe, or arab terrorists. Because you guys are certainly on that level, sucking each others dicks. Instead of shooting newbros, try to teach them first. Or did your mother beat the shit out of you before she taught you anything? Oh yeah... sorry. I forgot you are the usual goatfucker rapist islamist retards. So women worth less than dogs... thats what you do in game, and reflects to your real personalities too... retards are just retards.

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    1. Those are some high quality tears.
      Your tears are sure representing the carebear side well. Try to get some more races and social groups in there. It helps us judge your character quite well :)

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    2. delicious tears and paranoia from a "0.0" player. Haha just another blue donut F1 monkey :) :)

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    3. Lol weapons grade tears from some uneducated bigot prick.
      Kkk tears best tears

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    4. I love taking out Mildron Klinker & Molly Klinker. I'll be back for more bitches.

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  4. Truth hurts huh code? Who is butthurt now braindead idiots? XD

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    1. I think that would be you Nathan. Butthurt and banned. Thanks for the tears

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  5. Finally someone told the truth. Code is crap.

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    1. "Racist biggotry = truth"?

      #carebearlogic

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    2. CODE is kicking the crap out of nasty carebears.

      ftfy crybaby. Whine more please

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    3. What racism? What bigottry? He spoke the truth. Look around read the news... these things happen. But yeah... you are right again huh? Since you are code you cannot be mistaken ever... arrogant stupid people.. hiding behind the "thats racist" excuse... typical.

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    4. Anon 1029 is he rascist bigot you were asking about. But i think you already knew that you racist bigot, as that is really your post.

      We know you Paul. We know you well, and we hipe you seek rl professional mental help

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  6. Hahaha. Code can't even come up with a reason to why they kill brand new characters, and then they whine because eve pcu is dropping. Stupid people are stupid.

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    1. The reason any noncompliant whinebear dies is right here on this blog.
      Try harder carebear

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    2. Well some of these "brand new characters" are nothing more than alts. But it does not matter. You consent to PVP when you undock. Period. You can bitch and whine like a child, but these are CCP rules and they have posted them in clear language. HTFU.
      The ONLY safe zones for new characters are the starter systems. That's it. So... if your so called noobies strays out of those areas, does something stupid, like not following the CODE, flying more than they can afford to lose, flying afk, mining afk, and they get their ship and pod blown to crap, well that too damn bad. It's the nature of the game. Figure it out you scrub or move on.

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  7. The truth is stonk with this one.

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  8. Code is lame.. everyone knows that... no clue why would anyone join a bunch of cowards...

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    1. Well we know you dont join because you are scared to undock and fight.

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    2. If by cowards you mean all the bloated nasty whiney tree hugging flower fucking "oh lets cry it all out" carebear miners, then all us hisec gankers agree, why would you join the carebears?

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  9. I can see a pattern here. Someone tells code the truth, then they repeat the pvp is everywhere bullshit, accusing other players with lies, while they cant put up a reason for their actions, and then just repeat the ritual tears and code forever cliche. But still there is no explanation for their actions. Never was never will be. Just a bunch of kids with too much money in their parents wallet...

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    1. Your pattern vision sux friend. What you were trying to acomplish failed, and you have now have sperg all over you.
      Clean yourself veldspar whore!

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  10. Holy shit the CODE knows how to piss of carebears!
    Looks like a lot of win.

    Fuk the carebears! Kill all miners and their non-existant null sec alts!
    Cleans EvE now, before the nastly little shits have time to spread!

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  11. Again code proves their community is retarded... "you dont play like me therefore you shouldnt play at all, and so we take away your game" guess code thinks everyone should be a pvper from day one minute one. Oh i like that idea. Then everyone would fly around in rookie ships. What a nice utopa... code is ridiculous.

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    1. Lol thanks for the tears Nathan.
      Helped 'retain' any players today? And by retain we really mean took rl money from newbs.
      You are psyco, friend.

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    2. Oh noes! Was that bullying?

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    3. Anon 1116, What he means is you dont play EvE the way it was designed to be played, and he dont want your kind ruining the last great sandbox.
      Go back to wow friend. You wont be happy there either, but at least you will be shitting up someone else's game

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  12. It's marvellous knowing CODE continue to bravely defend New Order sovereign territory! In fact, since miners are given the opportunity to engage in elite PVP action with our Agents, it becomes a win-win situation for all, as a matter of course.

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    1. Win! Always! Well said!
      And yet the crybears think they are entitled to some special treatment reserved for children and 'special needs' folks.
      Entitled little bastards aren't they

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  13. This site is full of hypocricy... probably less truth on it than on jita local... :/

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    1. Since you're posting on this site, I suppose that statement about truthful applies to your comment, too. Therefore, it is safely disregarded. Another win for the New Order!

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  14. Kren Badasaz: "I am deleting this account and the entire game is being deleted".

    Oh, those lying carebears....

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    1. they will lie their asses off, and you know what the carebears say about your ingame activities in relation to your rl personality. lying bitches, i hope they not raising kids irl!

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  15. I am truly amazed by the number of tears in the comments from these racist bigot carebears from nullsec. It is almost like another grab bag all by itself! Is it Christmas already?

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  16. CODE: Non-stop WANKING daily, 24-7!

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    1. Hell, i am wanking right now.
      Tear lube best lube!

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  17. Eve's version of the Goldshire Gank squad hahaha! LMAO you CODE monkeys.

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    1. Go back to wow nerd. Your kind is not welcome in eve. We dont need anymore sperg clogging up the spacelanes.
      Fuckin wow-fags gtfo ;)

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  18. "The trouble with reminding everyone that we're real people behind the computer screen: It encourages carebears to make real-life threats to the people behind the computer screen."

    LOL

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  19. I had a glance through the comments section... it's a veritable sea of tears. Looks like Christmas came early this year!

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    1. I'm dreaming of a wet christmas!
      miner tears and all.

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    2. the combination of this article and the comments turned my panties into an ocean

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  20. See, people. Code is so full of degenerates, they think everything is tears and crying if its not something made up bullshit which applauds them. It is called delusion, and som therapy might cure it. But in this case these degenerates hype each other more and more into believing its magnificent to watch. This is almost as amusing as watching anti evolution religious idiots screaming out bullshit, like "how do you explain the sunset if god does not exist?!?" Or "If we came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys around???" Now this is the kind of idiotism i can laugh hard at. Go go code! Provide more degeneration so i can laugh even more. Seriously. Thank you. You made my evening with this.

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    1. I doubt that. Most likely your sitting there, nashing your teeth in impotent rage because you can DO NOTHING, except whine here... a place design to collect your tears.

      Thank you.

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    2. At anom 830
      LOL U R CRIED!
      you sound like a whiney bitch. Is your vagina hurting friend? The CODE can help you with that, as it's Knights have delt with literally thousands of vagburt carebears.

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    3. See. They are still delusional. :D impotent rage XD lol. I havent been near to highsec since two years. But dont stop using your bad drug. This is hilarious. See guys? Told you. Code is just butthurt degenerates. Telling each other they are great. XD better than the paralimpics. XD they make up shit, so they can explain their braindead behavior. Go on guys do it more. My morning coffee tastes better already. And you talk about tears? You cry so much, even a frog would droen in it lol. :DDD go on code gogo. Ahhhahaha. You guys are so funny, because not even one action you do, or not even one sentence you say makes any kind of sence. Its like watching a bunch of different kind of degenerate monkeys trying to figure out how to communicate. Each of them makes up different signs, and wonder why the other is just jumping around impotently. :)))

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    4. See guys?! I told you! See guys?! Look! See?! Those mean code bullies! See?! Look! Pay attention to me! Read my wall of text! I even made fun of paralympics! That shows how cool I am! See guys!??!?!!1!

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    5. XD XD XD ROFL LOL :DDDDDDD! :))))l

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    6. I also don't know how to use the reply button, so I make a new post ROFL LOL XD XD XD. Can't figure out html formatting either so I'll just post some youtube video url without a link so no one will actually take the time to copy it to their browser XD XD XD ROFL LOL :)))) XD

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    7. And guys as you see this is what people call impotent rage. they cannot come up with anything to say, or argue with, so they start copying the guy with the truth. Its like http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aWODobq_700b.jpg this. And these kind of imbeciles think they make anyone cry. yeah right. Its like the concept they live with. "kill all the miners, because they are bad." :D I have to tell them the truth kids. It will hurt them, but i got to tell them folks. Code. do you even realise you beat a rock with a stick there? It does not matter how many miners die by your hands, they will always mine. The reason is simple. If they dont, you will. Without mining there are no ships. But there is another thing my little degenerate code monkeys. :P Even if you manage to kill all the miners, the only thing you do is shitting into your own sandbox and destroying it. :) So just go on and do it. Believe me 00 miners will still have fun, and all the ore they need/want, hell the prices of ore in highsec will rise, so they can even sell it for more. But if you succeed to kill them all, you will simply sit there alone like a degenerate monkey you are, looking at the skies, wondering why cant you shoot anything anymore. So basically you dont have the option to win here. but i guess you will get the concept of that, since you can only get hung up about the fact i didnt press the "reply" button while sipping my morning coffee, and smoking my cig, while typing on my phone. And as you see dear non code players. We came to the conclusion the entire mentality of these stupid idiots is flawed. "code always wins" :D:D:D Biggest bullshit ever said/written. Code never had and never will have even the slightest possibility to win here. It is a sandbox game. No winners, no losers. The only loser here is the idiot who ruins his own game. :) period.

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    8. @anon633, thanks for the tears friend. Oh and btw, you sperged everywhere.
      And you are still not a 00 player. We have decided you are just another of many butthurt hisec miners.
      Please post more about how you live in null and have friends

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  21. Aww Nitetime. XD trying to look even more degenerate? You succeded! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_wd9Qf0IE here is a bonus video about you. XD

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  22. This isn't your average everyday butt hurt

    This is ........ Advanced butt hurt

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    1. Butthurt level V ?

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    2. Yep. Code are just butthurts here. Exactly. If they wouldnt be butthurt by the truth, they woul have no reason to care about my comments. But they cry and whine about every single one. Please code. Show me where my comments touched you. :D

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