Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Over Seven Hundred Seventy-Two Billion in Shares Sold

When it comes to battles of all kinds, the New Order always finishes strong. That much is pretty obvious, since the CODE always wins (always). What may be less apparent to the untrained eye is that the New Order always starts strong, too.

Jediir Janau applied this lesson well in his investment strategy: He started off strong. In his first-ever purchase, Jediir bought 5,000 shares and instantly earned a Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the 768, 769, 770, 771, and 772 billion isk marks.

You wanna know how it's done? That's how it's done.

BONUS!


Rarely has a series of EVE videos been so worthy of so many sequels. Your wait is over; the nineteenth edition is finally out.

Director's note: "What an action packed montage of code enforcement do I have for you today! In the normal course of enforcement in and around Gamis for this video Kalorned encounters rambunctious local chats, friendly visiting agents, enemy's turned future friends, and of course oh so wascally quotes from the miners who fail to become compliant! There's even a gank on top of Concord featured! A brief description really just can't do proper justice to this latest video, so enjoy watching for yourself!"

If you want to discover the secrets to performing elite PvP, learn from the best. Also, read and re-read the Code.

8 comments:

  1. Who will claim the 3/4 millionth share?

    We're so close.

    Will it be you?


    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. Ooooooh so close.

      Code always masturbates! ALWAYS!!!

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    2. hell I'm not code and I masturbate daily. I'm really good at it, so why not?

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    3. You sir are a gallant!

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  2. meh seems made up

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