KORBAN KARDAMA > you are a douch and a grieverWith the patience and courtesy that our Agents are famous for, Ezzemiah addressed all of KORBAN's concerns, one by one. She painstakingly explained the distinction between bullying and Code enforcement.
KORBAN KARDAMA > its people like you that make playing unenjoyable
KORBAN KARDAMA > your self rightious attitude does not excuse the fact that you willingly destroy many hours of work to satisfy being a bully
Ezzemiah Delma > I am not a bully, sir. I am an Agent of the Code.
KORBAN KARDAMA > i dont even know where to go to pay for a permit or how that worksAs KORBAN's temper cooled, his mind returned--as it always does for miners--to thoughts of his precious money.
Ezzemiah Delma > I am authorized to retail you a mining permit. If you are interested,
KORBAN KARDAMA > is there any way i can salvage my stuff?
KORBAN KARDAMA > im back like 10 gates away
Ezzemiah Delma > ah
Ezzemiah Delma > well, about that permit. 10mil isk and lasts for an entire year as long as you remain Code compliant.Though a large portion fo the miner's wealth had been wiped out, he couldn't stay angry forever. It was damage control time. How could he prevent further attacks? Agent Ezzemiah had the answers.
KORBAN KARDAMA > well i just lost 220 million - cant we call it even?
Ezzemiah Delma > Well, It matters to me none, but if you dont have a permit and you continue to operate in highsec, you will be operating illegaly.
Ezzemiah Delma > So myself or another agent will have to intervene with you
Ezzemiah Delma > which means you might even get suicide ganked. I dont suicide gank, but many of our agents do. Actually most do.
KORBAN KARDAMA > how do i know i will not have people steal from meEven rational miners sometimes question whether a New Order permit is a safe investment. Ezzemiah guided KORBAN through the purchase. She was convinced that it was a good idea for KORBAN to send her the 10 million.
Ezzemiah Delma > As long as you display it in your bio, there is no reason to
Ezzemiah Delma > Now I cant speak for thiefs and criminals, but neither The New Order nor its agents will. And you will be safe as long as you follow the Code.
KORBAN KARDAMA > but they can still steal it - right?
KORBAN KARDAMA > i never attack others
Ezzemiah Delma > you attacked me. Its why you lost your ship and pod
KORBAN KARDAMA > i read the code - i would always be in complianceEven though KORBAN had tried to kill Ezzemiah and had said some very unfair things about her, Ezzemiah opened the arms of friendship wide. KORBAN remained wary.
KORBAN KARDAMA > i was defending my cargo
Ezzemiah Delma > I could consider it a red pen violation, which triples the costs of your permit, but I decided not to.
Ezzemiah Delma > doesnt seem like such a good idea now, does it? But I am glad you have come to understand
Ezzemiah Delma > and if you want to take a more active role into making highsec a better place, I can point you in the right direction!
Ezzemiah Delma > We can always use more agents!
KORBAN KARDAMA > im deciding if I should just stay away from hereThe miner's eyes were opening to the world around him. Slowly, but still opening.
KORBAN KARDAMA > ive lost a conciderable amount and i dont even know if you are playing me now
Ezzemiah Delma > The New Order reaches all parts of highsec
Ezzemiah Delma > so unless you decide to move to lowsec or nullsec, you wont be safe.
KORBAN KARDAMA > so you are telling me that everyone in EVE is paying 10 million to mine in hi-sec?
Ezzemiah Delma > Not everyone. Thats why so many people get ganked. But a large amount does
Ezzemiah Delma > and as long as they follow the Code, they are safe.The bot-aspirancy had been strong in this miner. For a year, he managed to miss that whole "Code" thing. And Ezzemiah had found him in Kamio, of all places! Presented with the option to travel to scary nullsec, KORBAN recoiled. A New Order permit was the way to go.
Ezzemiah Delma > Highsec is worth saving
KORBAN KARDAMA > i have been playing for over a year and never herd of this
Ezzemiah Delma > So would you like to purchase that mining permit now?
Ezzemiah Delma > I can otherwise give you a good alternative. You could join KarmaFleet and mine in nullsec, where its safer.
KORBAN KARDAMA > where do i pick up the permit
Ezzemiah Delma > Confirming I got the isk for the mining permits. Let me send the mining permit to you hold onVictory! KORBAN transferred 20 million isk for the permit. Ezzemiah was delighted, though a bit confused by the amount. Was he also buying a permit for his friend in the Procurer--the other miner that Ezzemiah had killed?
KORBAN KARDAMA > ty
Ezzemiah Delma > which characters are the permits for?
KORBAN KARDAMA > just me
Ezzemiah Delma > Well you sent 20mil so I figured it was for another character
KORBAN KARDAMA > it goes by character not ship right?Heh.
Ezzemiah Delma > It is best if that 2nd character gets the mail too so you have proof of purchase.
Ezzemiah Delma > I am about to send the mail so I can send it to both characters
Ezzemiah Delma > who is the 2nd one?
KORBAN KARDAMA > the other guy was a friend - let him get his own
Ezzemiah Delma > Well thank you for becoming Code Compliant, Miner. Make sure you put that in your bio and follow the Code to prevent any further intervention by Agents of the Code.When the New Order educates highsec miners, we take nothing for granted. It's obvious that no one besides us will help them.
Ezzemiah Delma > Is there anything else I can help you with?
KORBAN KARDAMA > how do i highlight this -in my cargo?
KORBAN KARDAMA > oh bio
Ezzemiah Delma > copy/paste it into your bio
Ezzemiah Delma > Keep in mind there's is a limit to how many characters you can have
KORBAN KARDAMA > i just play one
Ezzemiah Delma > I mean characters in the bio
Ezzemiah Delma > Is there anything else I can help you with?If you think our Agents are only out to scam money from miners, think again. Ezzemiah already had KORBAN's isk, but she stuck around to answer more questions. Clearly, KORBAN understood that an Agent was the person to go to for EVE knowledge.
KORBAN KARDAMA > I still dont understand why you pod kill people
KORBAN KARDAMA > i thought that was against concord law in hi sec
Ezzemiah Delma > it is not
KORBAN KARDAMA > if there is any rule one can have in combat - it would be that
KORBAN KARDAMA > its like EVE's version of the Geniva convention
KORBAN KARDAMA > that would be like a police officer shooting a handcuffed perpThough he owned a permit, KORBAN still showed some lingering symptoms of bot-aspirancy. He hadn't fully accepted the true nature of proper EVE gameplay quite yet.
Ezzemiah Delma > you had plenty of time to warp
Ezzemiah Delma > I killed your ship, then killed your friend, then took out your pod. So you had all that time that took me to kill your friend to warp
KORBAN KARDAMA > i could not get it to
Ezzemiah Delma > I pointed it after I was done with the procurer
KORBAN KARDAMA > its gone - but I don't agree with podding
Ezzemiah Delma > well I need to go, so is there anything I can help you with before I head out? Any questions regarding the Code or the Mining Permit you just purchased?Highsec can be a wonderful place, now that the New Order has contributed wonder to it. For the first time, the miner expressed an interest in other players and what they might do to him. He was behaving as though EVE is a multiplayer game.
KORBAN KARDAMA > Will others know not to squash me?
KORBAN KARDAMA > I just wanna mine
Ezzemiah Delma > Remember, everytime you undock in EVE, you consent to PVP. You can legally mine in highsec as long as you follow the Code as I mentioned before. Agents of the New Order will leave you alone
Ezzemiah Delma > I cannot speak for EVERYONE in EVE. Only James 315 can do that, but the Agents of the Code will not shoot at you as long as you do not commit bot aspirancy.
KORBAN KARDAMA > I dont know how to bot and i hate the idea
KORBAN KARDAMA > i work for everything
Ezzemiah Delma > That is good to know. Just read the code. All the rules are there and its a good idea to know them to remain a Gallant.
Ezzemiah Delma > Well thank you for remaining compliant, miner, and have a nice day!
Ezzemiah Delma > Feel free to contact me anytime if there are any questions!
'Twas a great day for Kamio. Ezzemiah realized that none of these extraordinary events would have happened, had the miners not been foolishly using a jetcan for their mining operation. There's a lesson here: When opportunities for player interaction, emergent gameplay, and elite PvP arise, everyone wins. And nobody wins more than the New Order.