Previously, on MinerBumping... Lillith Darkmoore and Agent 412nv Yaken came from two totally different worlds. Lillith spent her days practicing Bushido, running with the big boys of Providence, and mining ice in highsec. 412nv Yaken's was a life of quiet reflection and Code enforcement. The two worlds collided, resulting in a 4 billion isk loss to Lillith. Tense but civil negotiations ensued.
412nv tried to make pleasantries, but Lillith's resentment showed. She was eager to get on with the reimbursement process.
Clearly, Lillith was in a rut. She wanted the money, but 412nv was ready to offer something far more valuable--if she'd take it.
Our Agent was astonished. If a mining barge isn't a fighting ship, why would anyone want to pilot one? Lillith wasn't ready to join our ranks.
It was time to settle this matter and move on. 412nv had a reimbursement plan in mind...
...That is to say, 412nv wanted Lillith to reimburse the ships that had been used to gank her. This tends to be an unpopular policy among highsec miners.
The good news was that once Lillith had been reconciled to the New Order family, she'd be in a much stronger position to request the reimbursement of her 4 billion isk loss. It was a smart plan.
The New Order Treasury had less isk at the time, but still contained more than enough to cover the loss. There was no need for the miner to worry.
Lillith's anxiety was growing. She wanted to structure the deal in such a way that the game mechanics guaranteed she'd be covered. Her proposal entirely removed the human element of trust from the transaction.
The miner wanted to escalate her petition to one of 412nv's superiors. Our Agent urged her to work with him instead.
The two couldn't see eye to eye. The only thing keeping it all together was their mutual interest in solving the problem. If Lillith wasn't satisfied, the Provi big boys would come in and lay waste to the New Order. Nobody wanted that.
Lillith dug in her heels. She demanded 4 billion isk in exchange for less than 50 million. To 412nv Yaken, it wasn't about the money. He wanted something else entirely.
It always seems to comes down to faith. Could Lillith show the faith necessary to make her reimbursement happen?
To be continued...
i just dont see this ending with Lilith happy. She should have bought a permitReplyDelete
But...but...her boys in null will destroy CODE if her demands aren't met!!Delete
if only antiganking stopped the gank instead of crying in there top secret channels about how evil ganking is XDReplyDelete
First day of filming for the new porn movie "The Private Pleasures of Wolf Soprano" has been completed. The first clip is up here: http://www.redtube.com/712050.Delete
In the clip, you can see me fucking Wolf Soprano in the ass. It's 18 minutes long. The next clip should be up in 2-3 days.
In case you were wondering what the score was,
it is now:
New Order: 13,000,679
You weren't the one to push us over the 13 million mark, but you did push us up one more victory.
Because, with your post, we just won again.
imagine how ineffectual you must feel if all you can do is post links to porn and try to shock with your comments but keep falling short. Brings a smile to my face to see comments like anon 9:37 :) :) :)Delete
As of 3/24 1525 GMT:Delete
The Score is now:
New Order: 13,001,689
Lots of super-condensed crying by the Anti-gankers have made us win more than 1,000 times in the last day ALONE!!!!
It's more a case of why sit in a barge in high sec, when null sec is pretty darn open these days and offers much nicer rocks to chew on, plus protection from intel channels, plus (and this is the important bit) access to much more content than high sec mining or high sec missions or well, high sec mining.ReplyDelete
If the majority of ore comes from high sec belts, 10M isk per YEAR is a bargain and fellow high sec miners should be encouraging everyone of their ilk to follow suit or actually want them to get blown up. It means you get the ore and they don't.
Good luck with Eve and using real life analogies in a computer game.
Delicious anonymous tearsReplyDelete
Delicious anonymous tearsReplyDelete
Eh, when I used to gank, I got most of my ore for building more Cats from reprocessing mission drops, but those are some mighty fine tears. Almost makes me want to start ganking again.ReplyDelete
Man, I should create a forum banner and just use your condensed text in grey as a background. Such bitter, bitter, helpless tears.ReplyDelete
Or...maybe you could undock and actually do something besides pretend to be all big and bad...just a thoughtReplyDelete
Ming Tso failing daily non-stop since June 17, 2014 (644 days of failure)
Fit your catReplyDelete
Hello anon 3:24, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?ReplyDelete
What is CHODE.'s obsession with 'tears'? What exactly are 'tears'?ReplyDelete
If you wish to know what "tears" are, please look at the posts of Anon8:44, 10:21, 3:24, and 6:17.
Those pretty much, if you were to look up the definition in Urban Dictionary, are the Prime definition of tears.
The above post by Anon6:32 is yet more evidence that miners aren't human.Delete
What kind of human wishes these kinds of things on others?
Fit your catDelete
What kind of human being uses a real life murder-suicide involving a child to try and score points over the anti-ganking community?Delete
It wasn't us who did that horrible act.
We actually tried to stop it.
We warned people for years that this would happen.
And nobody listened to us. Everybody just said "Oh they're just griefers."
And now that we have proven to the world that we were right, you accuse us of opportunism?
Are you serious?
Fit your catDelete
Ming's comments on reddit are beyond belief.
using a murder suicide as political ammo for a video game. Perfectly healthy behaviour....Delete
Pitching or catching, you're still gay. What's it like to go through life being that self loathing? You should seek counseling.Delete
@anon3:24 You see sir, there us a very easy way to save ones's barge from not being a gank victum. Fit it properly. That's it. And don't tell me that they cannot defend themselves, that's bullshit. Want proof? Fine, convo me in game and I will show you. My in-game name is Reicher514. And also, this is a freaking game. So what, your ship blew up. It happens and you can either whine and bitch about it, or you can learn from what happened and change your tactics. It isn't rocket science.ReplyDelete
Now this is by no means the saltiest post of the year, but it's definitely the saltiest one I've seen this month.
But to let you know, Anon6:17, your analogy of CODE. to ISIS is incorrect.
And here is why:
ISIS kills people. Miners aren't people.
As you have so plainly illustrated.
Anon6:17 there can be a few reasons why you have not been ganked. The fact is that Code agents cannot be everywhere at once. Therefore we cannot always watch people. That is why we created the permit system. Also we have no idea who you are. How would we how if you have bben ganked if you are anonymous.ReplyDelete
Wow I just realized that salty miner is literally wishing cancer on people. He's that angry! XDReplyDelete
Oh, it's a safe bet this clown has been ganked. It's unfathomable enough to have this much vitriol over actually losing an internet spaceship, but to be this butthurt having never lost a ship to CODE. is flat out psychotic.
I guess with the AG crowd, anything is possible, though.
Those salty tearsReplyDelete
Anything. Including killing your own children.
This is why the New Order takes such a hard line on mining. We do it for the children.
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What is going on with all these grumpy miners! Why would they want anyone to get sick or kill themselves???ReplyDelete
Because he's upset he lost a freighter and this is his only form of revenge available.Delete
There is an abnormal amount of tears in the comments today. I wonder if the blog post being made early in the morning had anything to do with it.ReplyDelete
my guess is that AG dude who killed himself and his kid probably posted a few anon tears on here. Hope this one doesn't go the same way.ReplyDelete
these tears are so sweet i'm seriously going to cum reading them. don't ever stop being butthurt dude it's amazingly funny.ReplyDelete
Yo these commentz, this episode just keeps on giving.ReplyDelete
These whinebears are teh lulz
Whats a suicide "momber"?ReplyDelete
Is that when CODE ganks that anon's mom?
these delicious salty anonymous tearsReplyDelete
I think I lost the unequal struggle with Anon's logic at the point that the New Order both were incapable of anything but cocksucking (a skill in itself, albeit one of narrow application) and responsible for the Brussels bombing. Surely if those things were both true the attacks would necessarily have been in blowjob form, which - while not exactly polite - would have been considerably less destructive?ReplyDelete
Erotica 1 did nothing wrong!ReplyDelete
Actually, s/he/it did. Regardless of what anyone says, Riptard Teg had it right. E1 scammed a guy, he had a meltdown, he wife started having breathing problems, E1 and his cronies made fun of the entire thing and posted it online. E1 got permabanned, and rightly so because the community stood up to you fucks and demanded that CCP take action.Delete
And they did.
And it's been what...2 years now and these code fucks are still whining about it. E1 and the whole bonus room debacle getting the ban hammer: The gift that keeps on giving.
No, the Gift that Keeps On Giving is when Code caused the most damage in the 2012 Alliance Tournament!
"Riptard Teg had it right"
I guess 'Riptard' works too. Also he went into hiding as Anon 3:49 says because it was demonstrated he did not give a shit about the bonus room contender while setting up a lynch mob to 'defend him'. Sohkar himself tried to stop the shit storm Riptard created for his own selfish reasons. Dealing with arbitrary CCP decisons goes with the territory and many ganks were conducted in Riptards honor though so that was good.
Or maybe you thing a permaban from EVE is the end of everything? I can't speak for Erotica 1 but through experience I know a permaban means you can't play EVE anymore. Totally. Yep. 100%.
Anon 349: I'm not wanted in the game? Too bad for you then because I am staying. I pay my subscription, so therefore I will play the game as I see fit. Don't like it? Tough shit. Besides, you code monkeys pay your subs via the plex and other stuff that you steal from other players via your ganking activities. Yes, you read that right, I am calling you guys out as thieves. And you are the liar because his wife *WAS* having breathing problems. It's called Hyperventilating and it can be a serious medical issue. It's on the recording you stupid fuck. You are either so stupid or so pissed off right now that you can't even spell 'fuck' correctly. LOL Go ahead and display your impotent rage at the forum. I'm enjoying every minute of it.Delete
Ming Tso: Code caused the most damage in the 2012 AT? First time that I've heard that. Even if it is true, it does not compare to what happened in the 2014 Alliance Tournament when the code alliance was permanently banned because the code team, lead by non-other than Wolf Soprano (Loyalamoron) himself, ran away from a REAL PVP FIGHT with their tails between their legs. Elite PvPers indeed. More like an elite laughing stock.
those delicious delicious tearsDelete
This isn't your average everyday butt hurt, this is.......Advanced butt hurtDelete
They're just mad all they can do is whine on a comments section. Probably makes him feel like less of a man.Delete
Miner, calm down. You are going to have a stroke if you keep hyperventilating.
You are not allowed to play this game as you want to play, because we are more powerful than you, we say so, and we are also well within our rights to do so.
Want proof? CODE. has never been defeated!
We aren't thieves because everything you lose was a gift to us that you decided to undock with!
If we are "plexing our accounts" with "plexes" that we "steal" from our, as you put it, "completely successful" Code Enforcement operations, have you stopped to ask yourself, "Well, why is that player undocking with PLEX in their cargo hold?"
Haven't you ever thought as CODE. does? Which is: "That's stupid, and that guy should die for being so stupid?"
And as for the Alliance Tournament, yeah, it was 2014. Typo on my part. Anyway, CODE went undefeated that tournament, and we easily took out more isk in Alliance Tournament ships than any other team, completely destroying every Clockwork Pineapple ship.
In fact, our performance was so great, people only talk about two teams when they discuss that tournament: Pandemic Legion (who won) and CODE. (who caused the most damage.)
CODE. is so awesome! How else is it that we have so much money?
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"You are not allowed to play this game as you want to play, because we are more powerful than you"Delete
LMAO I spit out some of my coffee this morning reading that line it was so funny. Thanks for that. I've been playing how I want, when I want since 2006 and no one has stopped me. Least of all some wannabe code shits
2nd, I just want to say: Ming Tso still failing continuously daily since June 17, 2014!! Talks a big game but is too scared to undock.
No Ming is happy to leech off of the achievements of others. I guess that's one way to be the best code follower just never undock XDDelete
Ming Tso is not and has never been in CODE. Alliance as far as I can tell. Probably he is just trying to troll everyone.Delete
He's a sad needy person who's desperate for their acceptance by the looks of it.Delete
Just checked Ming's bio in game.... PERMIT EXPIRED!Delete
I support James 315 and the New Order of Highsec.
I follow THE NEW HALAIMA CODE OF CONDUCT.
** Permit Purchased 3/3/2015 **
Agent: Lament von Gankenheim
Well as far as I'm aware you don't actually need a permit to stay docked up and talk shit so he's pretty covered on that frontDelete
Well I think it is just an indication of how seriously he takes what he is saying. Obvious troll.Delete
As you probably know, it is not required of any New Order Agent to actually join the CODE. Alliance. Many, many Agents of the New Order aren't actually in the CODE. Alliance. It makes us 0.00% less effective in enforcing the Code.
I can't imagine you do much enforcing from inside a station Ming XDDelete
yeah... Ming's enforcement record looks kind of inefficient.Delete
But he's right. Not being in CODE. doesn't stop people talking as if they are in CODE. and trying to boost their self esteem by crowing about CODE. victories.
Wow, leave for a couple of day and the forum blows up. Ming Ming Ming...what are we going to do with you?Delete
"You are not allowed to play this game as you want to play, because we are more powerful than you, we say so, and we are also well within our rights to do so."
I almost sprayed my coffee when I read that. It's strange though, every time people resist code (fight back) code leaves the system. So if code was more powerful, then why run away? Oh, I know, it's because code is an "elite laughing stock." I couldn't have said it better myself.
"And as for the Alliance Tournament, yeah, it was 2014. Typo on my part. Anyway, CODE went undefeated that tournament, and we easily took out more isk in Alliance Tournament ships than any other team, completely destroying every Clockwork Pineapple ship."
The damage you inflicted WASN'T related to the tournament though. You ganked their freighter which was carrying their tournament ships...AFTER they bankrolled code's entrance fee. I'm sorry, but it doesn't count, regardless what Jimmyboy, the baboon of highsec says.
"Want proof? CODE. has never been defeated!"
Really? I see agents dying all the time. If you call getting podded a win, well I don't know what to say.
"In fact, our performance was so great, people only talk about two teams when they discuss that tournament: Pandemic Legion (who won) and CODE."
You're right on that account. We talk about PL and how awesome they are. Then we talk about code and laugh. Get your facts straight.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Score:Delete
New Order: 13,001,741
Why oh why does the New Order keep on winning and the Anti-Gankers just keep on racking up defeats?
Why can't anyone do something about CODE.???
"Why can't anyone do something about CODE.???"Delete
Why can't you do something FOR CODE.???
That's it Ming stick your fingers in your ears and throw up fake stats. It will all be okDelete
Those aren't fake. Name me one time that Anti-Ganking beat CODE. Name me one time.
So with this, the score is now:
New Order: 13,001,743
Anti-ganking absolutely getting destroyed!
And apart from talking rubbish, Ming, what have you done for CODE. recently?Delete
So you no longer deny that the stats I posted are, indeed, correct?
Well, then let's chalk up another one!
New Order: 13,001,744
According to the scoreboard, it appears that The New Order is still winning non-stop!
Calm down ganker. You can be in the next video after wolf.Delete
Careful, it appears that Anon3:10 is about to go on a child killing spree!ReplyDelete
No really, tell me, Anon3:10, what is it that makes you so full of unrestrained hatred? Why do you have the gall to out-and-out call people Hitler? Nobody on this site killed six million people (had to correct you because you were lying like miners do) but you literally use the pain of a nation to paint your hatred and frustration all over the place like some monster.
Do you see why we are perfectly justified in calling you and others like you in the "miner" class not human? And do you see why you may have earned that designation completely on your own?
I would say kalynn calm down but we all know how that turned out for AGReplyDelete
The punishment E1 got was way over the top, a week-long ban, or even just a warning would have been more appropriate. The so called "victim" could have left at any time, yet he made the choice to stay and victimise himself. He could have claimed he did not know what was gonna happen, but that would come off as bullshit to me. E1 was famous for his work, I knew about it, and by that time I had never even touched the actual game.
And about Ripard, that man is cancer with two legs who has completly missed the point about what makes EvE unique. Just like alot of other carebears who would be better off in World of Warcraft och Hello Kittys Island Adventure.
I wonder what Ripard would say about making jokes, propaganda and stuff about a child getting murdered?Delete
If he were here, we could ask him.
"Anything. Including killing your own children. This is why the New Order takes such a hard line on mining. We do it for the children."
But in an earlier post you said that miners are not people. How can a non-person even have children?