Thursday, March 24, 2016

Bushido Versus Code, Part 5

Previously, on MinerBumping... Lillith Darkmoore and Agent 412nv Yaken were engaged in a high-stakes private convo. Hanging in the balance were Lillith's 4 billion isk reimbursement claim and the very fate of highsec itself. Lillith had near-total control of the most powerful fleets of the Providence region. She claimed to be acting in defense of her nullsec Bushido code. Was it true, or did she simply lack faith in the New Halaima Code of Conduct?


Lillith insisted that she had full faith. Still, she wanted her 4 billion isk back.


I must've just missed 'em.


Without the ability to file an emergency appeal with the Saviour of Highsec, it was time to consider what would happen if reimbursement negotiations broke down.


What if the Provi big boys had to get involved? It was too terrible to think about. But 412nv Yaken was an Agent of the New Order. It was his job to consider worst-case scenarios.


There was good news: Agent loyalanon, leader of CODE. and the #1 PvP'er in EVE, had logged in. If the Saviour of Highsec isn't online, a convo with loyalanon is a pretty darn good back-up plan.


Despite his immense responsibilities, loyalanon put everything else aside and joined the emergency convo.


Unfortunately, there would be no TeamSpeak conference on that day. One was desperately needed, given that Lillith had 6,000 angry troops at her beck and call.


Lillith got loyalanon up to speed. The Agent took a moment to savor the delicious killmails, but not in such a way as to offend Lillith.


It still came down to Bushido. The gankers hadn't treated Lillith the way highsec pirates are supposed to, namely by giving her a warning and a chance to warp away.


The carebear let slip her true motives. She was only interested in isk. After all this, was Lillith just another bot-aspirant?


Providence's favorite highsec ice miner began to lose her patience. In the distance, a chilling sound: The beating of war drums.

To be continued...

51 comments:

  1. What is it with the CHODE. slave loyalanon always wanting to voice chat via teamspeak? Must be the Erotica 1/Bonus Room influence, and we all know how that ended.


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    1. It usually ended in hilarity, until some butthurt carebears without a sense of humour ruined it for everyone.

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    2. Let us not forget, that it was not the Bonus Room that got Erotica 1 banned.

      The true reason, given by the CCP GMs, was:

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  2. Fit your cat....up wolfs ass.

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    1. Well, since I have been fucking Wolf Soprano in the ass with my 12" dick, the cat just might fit.

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    2. Text chat is rather impersonal and through it the we miss 38% of the message. That is one reason I prefer talking with my corp mates (when not AFK), rather than just using the text chat. Also it's good for those who cannot (for some reason) type CODE correctly.

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  3. If only antiganking stopped the gank. But nope they failed AGAIN!!!! 1

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  4. If only Code. could stop the bot aspirants. But they are failing.....

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    1. Still a week left in March, and they've already destroyed over 1.2 TRILLION in bot aspirant assets.

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    2. I also seem to distinctly remember an AG fleet getting rekt trying to kill Wolf Soprano's suspect freighter. If I remember right (please correct me if I'm wrong), the loot was secured and the AG fleet failed to kill the suspect freighter.

      The moral of the story is that since AG can neither save nor destroy a freighter... then they fail non-stop, daily.

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    3. That really is, in fact, the literal definition of "failing, non-stop, daily."

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  5. Can't wait for the nullsec provi big boys to come and destroy Code.

    Oh wait, provi nullsec bigboys... thats an oxymoron. Hrm...

    paaaap?

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  6. I feel like there a joke with "wrong people to mess with" and "providence" like wrong people are from Providence or something...

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  7. I can't wait for the 3500 ship armada to show up. Should be epic.

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    1. Why? Is there an incursion happening in Halaima? Thats the only way I can see so many ships showing up.

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    2. I was being sarcastic, I know a NULL Sec alliance will not show up to destroy CODE.

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  9. jesus christ the more i read about james and code the more i think of them as hitler and the nazis

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    1. You would you retarded puss

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    2. hitler dehumanized jews almost as bad as this guy puts down miners with a bunch of dumbasses following him like the nazis

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    3. James 315 has a vision of active, bot free high sec. When you buy a permit you are agreeing to be an active player. How does wanting more active engaged players make him like Hitler?

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    4. "hitler dehumanized jews almost as bad as this guy puts down miners with a bunch of dumbasses following him like the nazis"
      I already said how it makes him like Hitler and i never seen botters i only seen the nicest people in the game are miners and i had more fun with them then any other part of the game

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    5. I smell me some real life tears over a video game

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    6. Hey Wolf,

      I smell your ass after a good fucking, and it smells better when creampied.

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    7. That hitler anon prolly talks with a lisp

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    8. The best part about owning high security space is the only thing you can do about it is whine anonymously on the blog.

      Thankyou for generating traffic and reading up on the adventures of our fine new order agents, and sharing tears. I could never forget to say thankyou for sharing your delicious salty antiganker/carebear tears.

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    9. Why does everyone man not strong enough to stand up for themselves throw Hitler's name around? Did their parents raise victims? Were they thought to lay down and cry at the first sign of aggression? I just don't understand this point of view. Would a carebear be kind enough to enlighten me?

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    10. It's okay to post anonymously in response to my question, I wouldn't except you to man up

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    11. Hitler tried to commit genocide against the Jews. He nearly succeeded. Jimmyboy 315, the buffoon of highsec, with his weird glowing ass that mesmerizes all the code members, robbing them of their common sense, sure acts like Hitler.

      SO let's go down the hit list, shall we?

      Fact: Code ganks and kills freighter pilots to steal their cargo. Hitler stole from the Jews everything they had and then either killed or enslaved them.

      Fact: Code wardec's anyone who tries to resist. Hitler conquered anyone who didn't toe his line.

      Fact: Code agents run away if someone does resist them. Hitler tried to conquer Great Britain but gave up after England put up a serious fight.

      I hope you find these facts useful. Please, do NOT buy a permit. Do not buy shares. Do not support them in any way. Mock them in local. Follow them around and gank them. Pod them. Eventually, code will fall.

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    12. i do actually have a miner lisp with certain words and i killed my fair share of gankers so im not just some defenceless "kid" using hitler's name im just saying what they remind me of it and Butthurt Miner made great points thank you sir

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    1. when the dude acts worse then hitler himself its not like its striking again but like the assholes here were aiming to be like him

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    2. Hey anon1025. You comparing the pain that hitler survivors experienced to some RP video gamers is pathetic, you nasty little cuckold fuktard.

      All the guys that died to end wwii have one thing in common, they are still more relevant than your tears, you pathetic moron. You dont even realize how the rest of the world looks down on you.

      Maybe you should eat a bullet or get in a warm bath and slit your wrists. You are that useless, you cannot even help the gene pool by offing yourself.

      Fuk you bitch, you belittle the struggle of real men because you are an ineffective, insignificant, impotent cunt. But before you go, can i have your stuffs?

      On your knees bitch, permit incoming.

      Awaiting your next hitler queef, you giant vagina. Maybe you too busy sucking off Riptard

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    3. Anon 2:11AM: Just so that you know, since you told him to go kill himself, and if he does it or tries to do it, you could be in hot water with the authorities for "pushing him over the edge" and charged as an assessory.

      Besides, all the people who died in WWII are heroes. The people who fought in it and survived, they are also heroes. So it pisses me off when you have these code fucks acting like Hitler in game like they own it, which they do not, as CCP had demonstrated time and again with the ban hammer.

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    4. And all you can do is post anon on the message board, by that you disrespect the memory of real heros.
      Does it make you feel like less of a man because this is all you can do?

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    5. Anon 10:25 are you insane? James315 is worse than Hitler? How many real-life people has James315 ordered killed? You know, the kind of real people who really die not pixel-people. Could it be as few as . . . none? Anon 10:25, you are a Grade A, Class 1 lunatic asshole. Please biomass all your toons and leave Eve at once.

      P.S. Can I haz yur stuffz?

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    6. @Anon7:45

      Please tell me how many members of the "miner class" have been banned and then compare that number to how many Code members have been banned.

      Then when you are done with that, please note for me which side CCP has demonstrated utter contempt for.

      If you need help, in 2014 alone, more than 4000 members of the "miner class" were banned. CODE. helped with this.

      In 2014, 0 members of CODE were banned. That's right. Not one.

      So, if you'd like to know what the score is now, it's now:

      New Order: 13,002,311

      Anti-Ganking: 0


      Code racks up ANOTHER win!!!!

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    7. Ming, that is an outright lie. In 2014, E1, DJ Entropy, Rin Tin, D400, and others were permabanned due to bonus rooms.

      Undock and try again.

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    8. huh Anon 2:11AM: you seem a lot more butthurt and tearfull then me

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  11. James. The war drums jab at the end....I just...I can't even...

    Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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    1. I'd really love to see the killmail that has this guy so pissed off. What'd ya loose man?

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    2. Check out the first post in the story.

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  12. I would like to thank my loyalanon overlord for making this possible.

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