Friday, March 25, 2016

Thinking Aloud About the Code

The EVE community thrilled to the news that Sasha Nyemtsov had been reborn, minus a letter but in full possession of his famous voice.

Today, Sasha brings to life an important MinerBumping post from 2014. All MinerBumping posts are important, but this one was especially instructive, as it focused on the Code, bot-aspirancy, and the nature of compliance.


Kalorned and the New Order Gamis Affiliates are at it again with the latest edition of the Self-Defense in Gamis series.

The New Order is famous for suicide ganking ships while they're AFK, but our Agents are equally skilled at shooting ships that can shoot back--even when those enemies actually do shoot back. We're good at everything worth being good at.

Rebels, Goofuses, carebears, bot-aspirants, and Anti-Gankers don't stand a chance.


Speaking of being good at everything, Kalorned knows style. Check this out:

The fashionable miner looks sharp with a New Order mining permit and a pledge of loyalty in his or her bio. They're the envy of lesser miners.

As always, artwork, etc. can be found on our Links page.


  1. Wow antigankers are failing incredibly hard

      This is what happens when code shoots stuff that can shoot back. Stick to the highsec 'pvp' boys. Top kek.

  2. OK all you giant vaginae, time to blow your hitler queefs all over the commments section.

    So let's get to it! Whoz gonna be the first teary little cumguzzler to suck Riptard off while making erroneous hitler comparisons?

    Well step on up you slack jawed window licking retards, where's the "boo hoo James and the boys stuck it in me deep" tirades? I need my day fix of coward tears you fucking fags.

    On your knees bitches, get your permit holes ready!


    1. meh, maybe all the crybitches murder/suicided themselves and their progeny, AG style.

      One can only hope, for EvE's sake and all

    2. Code = Nazi Germany

      James 315 = Hitler

      Ming Tso and undocking are oxymoronic terms.

      Anon 1236 is angry because that porno movie dude fucked him in the ass like he did Wolf Soprano. He opened his mouth and I pissed in it. That's right buddy, I got you PISSDRINKER in-game handle.

      Anon 1246 opened his mouth so I shit in it.

    3. Almost forgot. Wolf Soprano is making gay porno flicks. Who would have thought.

    4. Try harder butthurt fag

    5. Hey topkekfag

      Loyal has destroyed over 9.9 trillion isk while pvping hisec cowards like yourself.
      Link your elite killboard friend.

      Thats what i thought, you are just another butthurt miner cuckold alt

    6. Anon 253 Actually, your dad was cuckolded by me. You didn't know that your mother was a whore? She never told you who you dad really was? Maybe I gave her something that your "dad" couldn't. So, son, how have you been doing?

      Some elite killboard. Almost all ships that don't shoot back. So, my son, that's some elite wanking you got going there.

    7. Hey anon 2:53. Thank you for your delicious tears, my cup brimeth over.
      Top kek.

    8. "Top kek."

      What this mean? I no understand. O.o

    9. It means that the idiot plays World of Warcraft and is not a true believer in the Code.

    10. Top kek means they are wow fags, and raiders at that, too scared to pvp even in a game as safe and risk free as WoW.

      Then when they fail at wow they come to EvE expecting the same themepark shit but what they find is CODE, and the tears begin.

      All a wow fag can do is post whiney shit here, as they are too scared to actually interact with others in am mmo.

    11. There is still no topkek killboard linked. Topkek fag must be afraid to show his lack of EvE skill.

      But what do you expect from a bunch of chickenshit cowards? Thats right: tears, whine, and homo projections of his most secret sexual fantasies of having CODE run a train on him and his mom.
      I guess topkek really means chickenshit

    12. "Topkek" intrigued me, too.

      Playground stuff, it seems...

  3. All hisec carebears are afraid to play EvE properly, so they cry to CCP for changes that will protect then from interactions with other players, in an MMO
    So after more than a decade of ganking and whiner tears, CCP still has not changed the game mechanics to protect minerbots.

    You are given the tools to protect yourself, but you still use the petition system rather than htfu and play the game correctly.

    From a real EvE players perspective, carebears are a scourge that needs murdering, in game of course....

    1. What do you think the whiners will say when they learn that all the CCP devs like to look up Gankers at EvE fanfests, and buy us drinks while describing the flood of tears they recieve from hisec carebears everyday.

      CCP loves you gankers, never stop slaughtering those nasty bears. Kill enough and maybe they will all go back to whatever theme park they came from.

      Nobody likes you, carebears. Not even AG. AG is not out there failing hard daily for you, carebears. AG is just there to provide entertainment for CODE.

      I mean look at that AG coward that killed his kid and then himself, his type are the folks posting all that whiney porno crap, or linking kills that are meaningless.

      I guess the AG crowd has already forgotten players like Foxbolt, Veers, and Bennington. Players that never understood EvE, but were determined to make it safe for bots and whiners, only to run away when they realized that even CCP was laughing at them.

  4. Hey anon shitposters, are you tired of failing hard daily?
    Do you hate being forced to interact with others in an mmo?
    Do you whine and cry to others when you are pvp'd, rather than fit the proper mods and play EvE correctly?

    If so please dont wait! Visit the best way to AG now and be rid of those mean gankers forever!

    1. There are 7 BILLION people on this planet, a half dozen whiney little AG fags wont be missed. After, we can blame it all on hitler or nazis or some shit like that

  5. So now we have code members/supports advocating that carebears commit suicide. Just goes to show you that no matter what these code lackeys say, they will eventually show their true colors.

    1. Just kill yourself, fag. No one likes you

    2. @348. You were given 10 examples/options and you still failed

    3. Perhaps law enforcement should be made aware of what you are doing. If someone does off themselves based on what you were doing, it is involuntary manslaughter and carries a prison term.

      Just so that you know.


    IRL self-pwnage assistance at the link above. Become an hero today!!!


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