Monday, March 14, 2016

MalkePigen's Swan Song, Part 4

Previously, on MinerBumping... Notorious Anti-Ganker MalkePigen existed in a gray area between subscribed and unsubscribed. She vowed to quit EVE, but she was repeatedly given free game time by CCP as a result of their failure to timely answer her confusing petitions. MalkePigen swore to spend all of her remaining game time raising awareness in Uedama. The subject of her crusade: Harassment.


MalkePigen succeeded in raising awareness--of her overuse of the word. It ceased to have any meaning.


Rhamnousia Nosferatu tried to support her fellow Anti-Ganker, but the tide of public opinion was decidedly against MalkePigen.


This was MalkePigen's sole post on EVE-O, replying to a thread entitled, "What 3 things would you change about eve?" Honestly, with a post like that, a wardec is to be expected.


MalkePigen considered it a matter of freedom of speech. Even so, she found little sympathy in Uedama.


Slowly but surely, the carebear's idea of "harassment" came into focus. MalkePigen was opposed to allowing combat with "non-pvp players".


Did ganks violate the EULA? MalkePigen thought so. And she had a smoking gun: Agent Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri's "hetz agenst high sec".


For months, MalkePigen had devoted herself to leeching onto CONCORD mails and popping empty ganker pods. Her morale was finally shattered by the Kusion family, which she believed to be exploiting.


In fact, the carebears of highsec are given countless opportunities to embrace the Code and join the New Order family. Every MinerBumping post, every celebration of a gank in local, every declaration of support for the Code in a player's bio... Each is a chance for someone like MalkePigen to join the winning team.


Perhaps the carebear hoped to wear down the public and beat them into submission with a lengthy rant. Somehow, she only pushed popular opinion even further into the pro-Code camp.


Ultimately, the Anti-Gankers were unable to explain their position. They opposed ganking/harassment, but I doubt even they truly understand why. (Hint: It has to do with bot-aspirancy.)


MalkePigen's patience ran out. She was tired of CCP's refusal to do anything about players making fun of her poor writing skills. MalkePigen stopped participating in the Anti-Ganking movement and seemed to leave the game for good.


After a few weeks' absence, MalkePigen returned to Uedama with a renewed enthusiasm for latching herself onto CONCORD mails. Her reappearance in EVE means there's still a chance she could buy a permit and join the New Order. Though modest about his own contributions, Agent Salah was widely credited with MalkePigen's change of heart. Maybe something he'd said to her had sunk in. In recognition of Salah's extraordinary victory, the Agent was awarded a handshake from the Saviour of Highsec himself. Due to scheduling conflicts, this handshake didn't come to pass, so as consolation, the Saviour of Highsec reminded Salah of an earlier handshake from an event in 2014. By all reports, Salah was deeply grateful for the memory.

32 comments:

  1. I didn't realize James was so tall.

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    1. James is a giant amongst EvE players.

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  2. Rhamnousia trying to say code guus harass people yet he logs in and follows code around every second hes online XD

    Id hate to login to a game just to fail to stop ganks

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    1. And I would hate to fuck Wolfie boy Soprano in the ass without making it to his secret bonus room. It is unsightly getting fucked in the eyesocket though. But I can tell you this: The first time my dick went into Wolf's ass, his voice permanently changed from the baritone to the soprano. Maybe that's why he likes that last name, it fits him so much.

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    2. You can tell someone's mad when they have taken the time to write an entire paragraph about a homosexual fantasy with an agent of the new order XD XD

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    3. It seems edgy-anon is back. Loyal, what did you do to give this anonymous miner such a hate boner for you?

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    4. My guess would be skynono and his 40 Plex. I don't know what else would cause so much rage. Unless it's not rage and it's then I say it's Brad neence.

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    5. Was supposed to say not rage and it's lust... Damn phone

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    6. Actually, there is no kill mail, and it's not hate. What can I say? Wolf likes the bottom. He likes it why my dick strokes his prostate through his rectal wall. He still screams in the soprano with dips into the alto. But man, unloading in a nice hole just makes me feel so drained afterwards. So Wolf, what will you be wearing tonight?

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    7. Yup, that's one angry carebear! Anon, just show us on the spaceship doll where Loyal touched you, and the healing process can begin!

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    8. I really do hate playing a game full with a clan full of jungle monkeys that constantly make fun of rape victims. So I hope someday some big burly man comes along and fucks CODE. in the arsehole without any lube.

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    9. Just another prepubescent Anon raging away. Most likely does not even know what he's raging about.

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  3. Man...I'd love to see the loss mail that has Wolf's anal stalker so fired up!

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    1. Same! He's so angry, it's totally adorable ♥

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  4. Google translate tells us that "Malke Pigen" is Danish for "Milkmaid". Is this Mine Tek in disguise?

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  5. That's a lot of impotent rage directed at Wolf. CODE wins again.

    little butthurt miners cannot resist shitposting here every time CODE cuckolds him in EvE. That anon is completely incompetent, prolly a high ranking AG phag.

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    1. It sounds alot like Kalynn Shardani but we all know that cant be XD XD

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    2. No, Code fails again. I win every time I fuck Wolf in the ass and post it here. It's been quite a journey to say the least.

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    3. LOL! Anon9:13 is truly a silly carebear. This level of butthurt is impressive. Can you please shows on the doll where Wolf's Cat touched you?

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  6. For all who rail against the CODE., you do understand that paying attention to them is ONLY way they "win," despite whatever propaganda they spew about how they're making an impact? There are less than 400 alliance members, and obviously between alts and play times, only a fraction of those members are logged in at any given time. If they're camping your system, log out and play another day or in a couple of hours. They'll be gone before you know it because they need to feed or they wouldn't have any stories of half-wit pilots to post here. The ONLY reason they have any stories is because hapless pilots are easy fodder. Any other player with half of a brain easily knows how to avoid, escape, or simply ignore them. Do the math, folks - it's a piece-of-cake to limit your encounters with CODE. in high sec. If you get caught, you deserve to get caught because you weren't paying attention to the incredibly obvious clues that let you easily avoid them. Just my 2 isk.

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    1. Thank you for your comments and traffic on our blog. Would you like to buy a Mining Permit?

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    2. Anon 1147: And that is exactly the point I made awhile back. But not only that, fight back and they usually leave for awhile.

      BM

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    3. BM is that short for beaten miner?

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    4. Anon 3:27PM: Nope. BM is the initials for Butthurt Miner. Get your mimes straight.

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    5. I thought it stood for bowel movement

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    6. Seriously, folks, CODE. is legendary in its mind alone. Ignore the douches and play on. Look how few ppl are members of this site...nothing...barely 75. Do I need to repeat that number? These guys are like a minor traffic accident jumping up and down on the side of road screaming, "OMG! Look here! Would someone please f&%^ing look HERE?!? Look at this scratch on the fender!! That's it - stop traffic!! Block the lanes - this is a horrific scene!!" The only idiots caught up in it are the ones who stop to look. The rest of the world just drives on by or just runs them the f*$k over.

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    7. Anon 2:41

      you better watch it or you're gonna cut yourself on that edge

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  7. This book was put together by CCP from MalkePigen petitions http://www.eve-permits.com/images/code/harassment_by_MalkePigen.png

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