Friday, March 4, 2016

Sasha's Voice Against the Faction Police

Even if I hadn't been its author, I'd have to say that my proposal to remove the faction police was probably the single best idea for a game mechanic change in at least the last year. It's smart and simple. If you don't believe me, consider the overwhelmingly positive reception my proposal got on Reddit, which normally exhibits a knee-jerk anti-Code bias. That's how obviously brilliant the idea was.

Still unpersuaded? Maybe you need to hear the idea expressed in an audio format. Yes, Sasha Nyemtsov is back, reborn as Sasha Nemtsov. He has returned to the microphone to voice a MinerBumping post.


Someone broadcast this into the CCP headquarters, please.

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35 comments:

  1. Looks like antiganking failed incredibly hard- AGAIN!!!

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    1. woah, calm down Wolf...you're sounding like xxBIOHAZARD xx there, the Faction Police are not part of The Invisible Resistance

      sounds like a bad case of 2nd hand miner dust when you start seeing the AG in everywhere. Try not to inhale when you're popping retrievers, the symptoms should lessen quickly. Cloned lungs regenerate very quickly, you should be fine in a day or two.

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    2. And I've been fucking Wolf Soprano in the ass incredibly hard, AGAIN!!!. I even managed to take a load off in his anal bonus room that he told me was his "secret place."

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    3. Anon 12:28

      Miner calm down! you're probably where Wolf got his Miner Lung, go out and do something else, like shoot stuff. It's really therapeutic. And ammo is cheaper than therapy last I checked. And you seem to have quite the anger problems.

      It's why mercs are so laid back and fun to be around, we kill people and get paid for it. There's no better life, but sadly it's why I couldn't be an agent. Killing miners for their own good doesn't satisfy my need for turning corpses in for bonus isk bounties. I'm not that good a humanitarian.

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  2. Wolf, would you do all of us a favor and please think before you post. That motto of yours is getting old.

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    1. Looks like antiganking failed incredibly hard- AGAIN!!!1

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    2. And Wolf Soprano was cumming incredibly hard when I fucked him in the ass, AGAIN!!!!

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  3. I am not a miner, so you better calm yourself down. Take my advice nitetime video, it will save you a pod.

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    1. Anonymous Miner 8:18,

      Not only am I posting with my in-game name; but I also know how to properly reply to a comment on a forum. I know the button for it may be a bit small, but I am sure even a miner such as yourself can find it. However I think you need to calm down before you do.

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    2. I've been doing a three-way with Wolf Soprano and Nitetime Video. Nitetime has an unusually puckered anus that makes it a joy to "pop in" during a 3-way session. Unlike Wolf though, he does not have a bonus room in his ass, so when I unload inside him, it's just colon/rectal action.

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    3. Miner, post with your main or GTFO.

      I realize cowardice is bred to the bone in you, but you could at least try to pretend you are not a worthless pile of vegemite.
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      Mike Adoulin

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    4. No, I will not GTFO, and you can't make me. Bend over so I can fuck you in the ass as well.

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    5. Why would you want anon to post their main?

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  4. *gives Ming Tso a tissue. It's okay, Ming.

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  5. Sasha's back!! Woot woot!
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    Mike Adoulin

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    1. Ha! Thanks for your kind greetings John, Ezzemiah and Mike, and for the in-game welcome-back from Salah. He it was who also provided me with my shiny new Permit!

      I've upgraded my audio kit and have been working on making my voice a more reliable conveyor of The Saviour's holy words. It should eventually lead to a more enjoyable experience for the listeners amongst you.

      In-game name is Sasha Nemtsov, but I've begun to dispense with all these wretched aliases outside of it.

      I'm not an Avatar; I'm a Free Man!

      Rob Thompson
      Sasha Nemtsov

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  6. http://pastebin.com/NdcNqcHH

    Antiganker moderator kills himself and his infant child. Dont feel you are alone, talk to someone if video games upset you! Join channel #broadcast4reps

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    1. Your constant spam of this is distasteful. Its was a horrible situation and you continue to treat it like a joke in game and out of game.

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    2. Feel free to join #broadcast4reps if im upsetting you. ag has a track record of failing at providing reps in game and failing to provide reps out of game to its moderators.

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  7. Not sure what all the fuss is about. I've been highsec mining for years and never had a single ship loss. Seems like anti ganking has been winning all this time.

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  8. This is unrelated to the post, but I was glancing at the latest patch notes...

    1) All ships have have had their hull resistance increased to 33%.
    2) Watchlists now only function if both parties consent to them.

    Classic CCP. Buffing freighters, nerfing wardecs.

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    1. Gotta love the reaction of the Russian antigankers who camp me in Uedama non-stop when they discover they aren't automatically notified when I log in.

      Nerfs work both ways.

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  9. If you want no repercussions, stay is Null, or don't commit crimes. Its called being a criminal. Though, I do enjoy your "one more nerf syndrome" reference, which is what you are wanting to do right now. Ironic as stated in the start of audio, the call to remove a number of items.... Many Nerfs.

    BTW... You move your website? Get reported too many times?

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    2. Oh.. and another Bonus to your bonus... A permit won't help you.

      https://eveskunk.com/e/357052728

      Enjoy

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    3. being wardecced must suck that you cant come to uedama to fail right?

      #broadcast4reps channel if you need help. dont do a kalynn.

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    4. Awww.. thats cute you think that is my only toon.

      What is not cute, "Do a Kalynn", is yet showing what little regard you have for people, regardless of what side they were on in a GAME. It sounds like you have embraced the dark egotistical force from the wizard hat.

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    5. You have more then one toon you use to fail to stop ganks??

      It sounds like I am offending you by offering help via the broadcast4reps channel. are you triggered that we offer more help then you would get in ag?

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    The game controls are shown just under . Movement mechanisms primarily include acceleration and tilting controls.
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