Friday, March 18, 2016

TRILLION

Another ordinary day in the highsec saving business...


A purchase of New Order stock, though small, still matters. Every share counts.


Agent PV Rock decided to purchase some shares. At the same time, he had something he wanted to get off his chest. As someone who once made ample use of watch lists for wardec targets, I can sympathize. The change in watch list mechanics has other implications, some of which can actually be useful to content creators. But I also agree with PV Rock's criticism of the way the change took place: CCP Fozzie simply didn't like people watch-listing supercap pilots, and that was that.


At this point, one might ask how big PV Rock's stock purchase was. If you haven't already looked at the Month's Top Supporters list, I mean. And the title of this post was probably a hint.


It was a sizable purchase. PV Rock purchased an additional 142,000 shares. No, that's not a typo. He bought 142 billion isk worth of shares.

This sent us over the 860, 861, 862, 863, 864, 865, 866, 867, 868, 869, 870, 871, 872, 873, 874, 875, 876, 877, 878, 879, 880, 881, 882, 883, 884, 885, 886, 887, 888, 889, 890, 891, 892, 893, 894, 895, 896, 897, 898, 899, 900, 901, 902, 903, 904, 905, 906, 907, 908, 909, 910, 911, 912, 913, 914, 915, 916, 917, 918, 919, 920, 921, 922, 923, 924, 925, 926, 927, 928, 929, 930, 931, 932, 933, 934, 935, 936, 937, 938, 939, 940, 941, 942, 943, 944, 945, 946, 947, 948, 949, 950, 951, 952, 953, 954, 955, 956, 957, 958, 959, 960, 961, 962, 963, 964, 965, 966, 967, 968, 969, 970, 971, 972, 973, 974, 975, 976, 977, 978, 979, 980, 981, 982, 983, 984, 985, 986, 987, 988, 989, 990, 991, 992, 993, 994, 995, 996, 997, 998, 999, 1,000, and 1,001 billion isk marks.

'Twas an unprecedented purchase. PV Rock is now the single-largest shareholder of New Order stock. Not even Elite Harvester can boast so many shares. But what you really want to know is, what kind of Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ did PV Rock earn? Let's not get too focused on that. The important part is the commitment that PV Rock showed to our cause. Let's say he earned a Double Unseptuagintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ and move on.


And let's not bury the lead here. With PV Rock's purchase, the New Order has sold over one trillion isk in shares. This is historic. Only a handful of very large, wealthy nullsec entities have ever dreamed of amassing a ship replacement fund of a trillion isk, and all of those relied on taxation.

The New Order? We relied on the Code.


The New Order Treasury has swollen. In keeping with PV Rock's request, gank Taloses are now available for reimbursement requests. They'll be reimbursed at a rate of 130 million isk. As with other ganking vessels, reimbursement is not available if the ship was given to you for free during a fleet action.


Use your best judgment in selecting a gank vessel, though. If a smaller gank ship will do, use it instead. To that end, Brutixes are now available for reimbursement at 75 million isk each. Carebears, time to permit-up.


Where do we go from here? Super Perforator purchased an additional 8,000 shares and sent us over the 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, and 1,009 billion isk marks, earning her an Octuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Under normal circumstances, this would be considered a big purchase; Super Perforator is now the seventh-largest owner of New Order stock. Does the big "T" overshadow it? Not at all. Because now we're on our way to the two trillion mark.


Hex Husky purchased 315 shares and sent us over the 1,010 billion isk mark, earning him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. You see? We never stop moving forward.


Still, that trillion hype won't fade easily. One can only imagine the anguish among the Anti-Ganking movement today.


TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet purchased 1,000 shares and sent us over the 1,011 billion isk mark, earning a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ thereby. Another step closer to victory.


In case you want to help put an Anti-Ganker in the mood to celebrate our historic achievement, Fiddly Pop's poster (full size version) might help. Good people of highsec, rejoice!

21 comments:

  1. Time to get busy! :) Please don't forget to Permit up Miners.

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  2. YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    Thank you PV ROCK!!!!!!

    WE DID IT NEW ORDER!!!!!

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  3. AG tears will be extra salty today

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  4. Praise James and his trillionaire crew!

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  5. And I was getting a little worried that the reserves were getting low when they were in the 70 bil range. Praise to James 315 and his vision for a better New Eden. On to the next trillion!

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  6. Rabble Rabble CODE something something

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  7. Thanks to everyone buying New Order shares, from the little guy or gal all the way up to, er.... PV Rock!

    We have no equal in New Eden; The Code has no equal in New Eden.

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  8. Wow! A trillion more reasons antiganking is failing hard!!! 1

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    1. And a trillion more reasons to fuck Wolf Soprano in the ass, and then empty my balls into the pussies of Loyalanon and Sophie Soprano. So much to fuck, so little time. Filming begins Monday. I will post video clips here.

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  9. PV Rock is no less than a hero of the New Order. This selfless ISK donation will go a long way to making high-sec a safe and prosperous place for CODE compliant citizens for years to come.

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  10. Wah. Poor baby. So the watchlist now requires mutual consent. Sounds like that adds gameplay content, not subtracts . . . just as CODE constantly says you strive to do. It's not that much different than wondering if a ganker is actually at the keyboard when they're docked at a station for hours on end, now, is it? I guess your agents will actually have to start playing the game and cruising through systems hunting their victims, rather than waiting for the chime of a nonsensical, "omniscient" watch list to warm them of a log-on.

    Tsk tsk!

    Here . . . have some tissues.

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    1. As an elite space lawyering incursion runner, I can say, Miner Calm Down!!!

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    2. Stick it in your ass whiner bitch 1252

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    3. Calm down ganker!

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  11. "Victory" tag is accurate. Any day PV Rock is thinking of quitting EVE forever is indeed a victory.

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  12. One Trillion ISK!?

    GLORY TO THE NEW ORDER! Glory to our Supreme Protector! Glory to our valiant Agents! Glory to Highsec!

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  13. We did it! :'D

    GLORY TO THE CODE!


    PRAISE JAMES 315!



    -Galaxy Pig

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  14. TIER 3 ISK FAUCET!

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  15. lol I love it when CCP changes something that causes ganker tears! Gonna get some storage containers for these sweet tears that's for sure!

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