Saturday, April 23, 2016

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #104


Ah, there's that highsec flavor we've all come to know. Welcome to the latest edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Instead of opening his eyes to the truth, Shmirve chose to block our Agents' communications. This raises an interesting question. How does a miner carry on a conversation once he's blocked the only people willing to speak with him?


The answer: They broadcast their inner monologue into local.


Carebears have the most extraordinary views about what is and is not allowed in EVE. Fred Kyong was certain that the TOS contains an anti-bumping clause.


The next day, Fred was at it again, this time filing a petition against Agent loyalanon.


A side effect of the recent permaban: Each of the literally hundreds of players who petitioned loyalanon have cause to wonder if their petition actually was granted. The result, I fear, is more bump/gank related petitions for CCP to review.


Contrary to the prevailing cynicism of the present age, war isn't always ugly. When the Code is enforced, it's glorious and beautiful.


Agent Liek DarZ was pessimistic about the likelihood of Samu Pod actually following up on his threats. But he was wrong. Samu did follow up...


...Twice, in fact. But after penning those EVEmails, Samu's revenge campaign ran out of steam.


People often wonder what happens to all of the "formal complaints" that get sent my way. Are they taken seriously, or does the Saviour of Highsec merely ignore them? Let's find out. The first step is to review the EVEmail cookie791 Issier attached to her complaint about Agent NotTheSmartestCookie.


NotTheSmartestCookie's EVEmail was pretty typical of the notices sent to Code violators. According to the Anti-Ganking crowd, these EVEmails are inflammatory and provoke carebears into responding with profanity and ridiculous threats. Supposedly this kind of message justifies wishing death on people's family members.


Here's where the rubber meets the road, as they say. Would cookie791 get an answer from the Father of the New Order? Would justice be done?


There you have it. More proof that the system works.

41 comments:

  1. guess that CCP petition worked. loyalanon got banned.

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    1. "say bye bye to your account." haha guess it worked!

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    2. This is why CODE. discourages petitions, they work!

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  2. The only one that followed up on their silent threat was Zopiclone. His corpmates got blown up and he went after CODE hard. He took 50 Billion ISK right under their noses via a long plot. Guess the rest of EvE Players are too passive to do anything about CODE. What a bunch of Carebears. Just whine all day on reddit and here instead of doing something about it. CAREBEARS

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    1. A story for the grand children for sure!

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  3. not all of them...zopiclone had his revenge just under your noses, it hurts, right?

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    1. Who is this Zopiclone? I like him.

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  4. All praise Zopiclone!

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    1. Zopiclone inspired me to join your ranks and destroy you from within. Now I am finding there is not much left to destroy. A bunch of solo gankers without leadership. lol.

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    2. @1024
      Sure you did, delusional miner

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    3. Anon 10:44 PM: You can see that from this site too.

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  5. TAG: Agents, CCP, Tears, Victory

    Proper TAG:
    Agents (Loyalanon) failing
    CCP Winning
    Code Tears
    Zopiclone Victory

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  6. NotTheSmartestCookie's EVEmail was a model of polite restraint and concerned outreach in what must have been very trying circumstances.

    The Saviour's adjudication was spot on, as usual.

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  7. One of you cucks better tell me the TS info or SOMETHING. Someone has to explain this implosion to me haha! I wasn't gone THAT long!

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    1. Zopiclone took them all down.

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    2. lol prolly not. Zopiclone knew why you couldn't kill the CODE. Pixel items never mattered. He also would not be able to take down the TS as he didn't run it.

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    3. Sounds like zopiclone engaged in the emergent gameplay that the New Order has been prompting from the start. Good for him!

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    4. Also, if he is part of AG, he seems to be the only one who actually did something, as opposed to waiting for others to do it for him.

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    5. "New Order gas been promoting* from the very start"

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  8. So, cancer and a fiery death.

    Not even gonna look it up, just gonna go with 'former retriever pilot'

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  9. "Ah, there's that highsec flavor we've all come to know."

    LOL - salty.

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  10. Today, a lone-wolf code agent who was recently banned from the game known as EvE Online and shall remain nameless, hacked into a number of radio stations in Colorado and Texas and hijacked their transmitters. Instead of playing the usual fare of country and pop music, the lone-wolf code agent used the transmitters to broadcast a sexually explicit podcast related to the erotic attraction to furry characters. For about 90 minutes, listeners heard people talking about two guys and a girl having furry sex in vulgar language. The hacker broke into Barix streaming boxes and redirected the feed sources. The radio engineers were locked out of the equipment and had to drive to their respective transmitters to forcefully reset the equipment to regain control over it.

    Jason McIelland, owner and general manager of KXAX radio group, one of the stations that was hacked, stated in a email "All in all the Furcast aired for an hour, possibly two. During that time they talked about sex with two guys and a girl in explicit details and rambled on with vulgar language not really have much of a point to the podcast. I'm assuming there was no real reason for this hack."

    CONCORD, FBI, FCC, and local law enforcement have all opened investigations into this furry incident. However, That CONCORD D.E.D Announcer Guy stated "The current suspect who cannot be ruled out, is a lone wolf, a former CODEdot agent, and shall remain nameless. The individual who is responsible was recently forced into permanent exile from New Eden. We are currently attempting to ascertain the location of this individual and bring them to justice."

    The furry fandom is a subculture community who are interested in fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human traits and personalities. The people who are a part of this community make or buy their fursuits and wear them at conventions. Some individuals also use them to find sexual partners. It is currently believed that these individuals do this to avoid the stigmata associated with bestiality. In case you brain-dead code bot fags doubt this actually happened, do a google news search with the terms "radio hack furcast" and read about it yourselves.

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  11. Hi CODE Kiddos. Just wanted to say hello. Whoever keeps on trolling loyalanon with the grandkids comments please stop. It might hurt his feelings. We wouldn't want to add injury to insult. He's already been banned. Isn't that enough? Anyways. Me and loyalanon have put aside our differences already. You can too.

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    1. The proud always fall.

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    2. agreed. He may have deserved the ban but its still just a game...so leave his family out of it...don;t kick a guy when he;s down.

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  12. anti-ganking failed hard today! I killed miners all day in 3 different areas.
    Not a peep outa them. Loyal must have done something really bad to them to keep them in hiding

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  13. This something to tell the grandchildren!!

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  14. If you're not sure who Fred Kyong is I made this awhile back. It's been in the forums for a while.

    http://i.imgur.com/IJq5ILY.png

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  15. If you're not sure who Fred Kyong is I made this awhile back. It's been in the forums for a while.

    http://i.imgur.com/IJq5ILY.png

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