Friday, April 1, 2016

Retriever Killing Contest

Agent Galaxy Pig is known as one of the New Order's more thoughtful Agents. Certainly he's one of the great intellects of highsec today. And now maybe you have a chance of tapping into a little of that brainpower:


Agent Aerowen Carlisle has offered some promotional artwork for this great event.


It doesn't get any simpler than that. Or does it:


You don't even need to be able to read to understand that one.


Imagine it: Some of Galaxy Pig's brain sitting securely in your own hangar! Just like you've always dreamed.

16 comments:

  1. If I win can I transport the injectors to my other hanger in an untanked nerus?

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    1. Only if you fit cargo expanders, use autopilot and call your ship "Autopilot Express"

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    2. take 10 PLEX too, plextanking is OP

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    3. Dear Anon 9:26 AM. Don't be a goofus. Never PLEX tank.


      -Galaxy Pig

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    4. Why would you imitate me if you're not even going to talk about butt stuff or something like carebear anons on here usually do?

      -Oink

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  2. I'm in! Should be fun especially as Endurances count as well, those things are everywhere these days.

    - Guybertini

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    1. Ag might need to step up there prizes to something bigger then frigate bpc's

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  4. I'm on this like a carebear on Veldspar

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    1. Like a carebear mining veld in a 0.5 system?

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    2. Is Galaxy Pig's brain kosher?

      Does he smell like bacon?

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  5. Godspeed agents. Go get 'em!

    Special thanks to Aerowen Carlisle again, for her fantastic artwork!


    -Galaxy Pig

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  6. Die in a fire.

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  7. So this is where the jizzbags of the internet hang out. Figures that this would be the work of some limp-dicker, bible-thumping ass maggot. Probably all upset because daddy made him suck his dick one time too many. Why don't you all drinkl some Jonestown Flavor Aide and leave the game permanently?

    We will all like you better for it.

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