Sunday, April 17, 2016

Kills of the Week

Who doesn't take comfort in continuity? Thanks to highsec's CodeSov system, everyone can rest assured that no matter what happens, the New Order will always reign supreme. However, not all carebears have gotten the message just yet. Let's examine the consequences of their ignorance, as illustrated by examples from the week of April 10th @ 00:00 EVEtime through April 16th @ 23:59 EVEtime.



For two years, loyalanon made the freighters fear him. Now they must fear his progeny. Dozens of freighters and jump freighters were destroyed this week; the Niarja pipe was hit particularly hard. But Anastasiy Igorevna's 38 billion isk monstrosity takes the cake. Perhaps she felt safe in the 1.0 security system of Perimeter. Yet Perimeter is located well within the perimeter of CodeSov.

Agents Perlo Tissant, Victoria Valentines, Mary Marvell, Synamic, Oryae Veris, Soylent Jade, AntiGanks TooStrong, Lockon Strados, Jack Fizzleblade, Multiple Inbound Supercaps, Collateralized Contracts, ZAKURELL0 LINDA, Itake Urcargo, MEZZOMIX, Miros Homar, Daki Senpai, Sevro, The Proctologist, Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, eC Cade, Turkey Baster, Justin Kusion, Ikolo, Jake Kusion, Ledalin, Warr Aikini, Jim Fizzleblade, Ludwig Fizzleblade, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Fritz Fizzleblade, Jackson Kusion, Benchab Mas, Dungar's Sister, Joseph Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Hold my pleb, and Assassn Gallic rose to the challenge and enforced the rule of law.



Our Agents have eyes and ears everywhere. Rebel Dog was observed complaining about the Kusion clan's destruction of his Orca in the "Help" channel. This is dangerous--his exploit accusations could have misled impressionable newbies. Agents Tisiphone Dira and William Telluric tracked down Rebel Dog and punished him for his outrageous crimes.



Nhoj Alland's mining Typhoon had it all: A tractor beam, a decuple-anti-tank, and projectile weapons for short-range and long-range targets. And what battleship would be complete without a set of four mining lasers? Somehow, Agents Keraina Talie-Kuo, Krominal, Ron Chi, Kibbera, and Fiddly Pop managed to kill him. I have no idea how this happened--Nhoj seemed to be ready for anything!



Super Veliz had a nice blingy faction battleship. With all of its blasters overheated, a Vindi with this setup can produce an impressive amount of DPS. On the other hand, with all guns deactivated and its pilot AFK, it does ~0,000 DPS. Agents Justin Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jayson Kusion, and Joshua Kusion managed to out-damage him.



John Des'jani thought he was going to spend another day doing another boring round of PvE with the same old NPCs. But deep down, he knew he wanted the New Order to help him out. Agents PV Rock, Ero, Praise James 315, You're a Pleb, Aalewis, Jimjam Cross, Very Disappointed, Wreck Connoisseur, Out of Beta, and Gavin Magnus unexpectedly showed up and assisted him with the mission. Not the NPC mission--the mission to spread the Code.



With a newly installed tech II capacitor tank, Intea's Thorax was prepared to do battle. She had important cargo to defend. However, she was no match for Agents Jayson Kusion, Jason Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jake Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, and Joseph Kusion.


Naturally, the cargo was a PLEX, which dropped. The Kusions agreed to split it. They all got a few free days of EVE!

46 comments:

  1. Anti-ganking fails all day, every day, continuously, non-stop.

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    1. proof that code fails:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sziFPRlFxT4

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    2. i literally lold at this video. You forgot to piece in the 2000 freighters you guys failed to save. (considering 99% were blown up on AG's faces surely you have video XD XD XD)

      AG fails hard... AGAIN!!!!!1`

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    3. Anti-ganking fails all day, every day, continuously, non-stop. Drunk posting best posting

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    4. technically you can't say every day now. but when has CODE ever actually followed any common sense or rules. lol.

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    5. Common sense you say, I remember dunking freighters and orcas in AG's face. You can't stop us. Why??? Carebears are too stupid to play EVE. All I ever see carebears do is whine to CCP and there has been many nerfs to ganking. Yet, carebears keep dying.

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    6. wow, all of you suffering mass delusion. I kinda feel just a little bad...just a little bit.

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  2. CodeSov.... I tittered.

    Marvellous stuff, comrades!

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  3. loyalanon fails daily all day every day......... oh wait that's done now, because he got banned for being a nuisance and Anti-ganking won. Que the tiny sad violin and get the tissues for CODE. QQ

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    1. Cue the traffic you generated with your tears anonymously on our blog \0\ /0/ \0\

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  4. Where was AG to stop all these ganks?

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    1. Failing spectacularly Alana..

      Taken a leaf out of James' book there; why use a four-letter word when a thirteen-letter one will do?!

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    2. AG were hiding anonymously in the comments on our blog crying about real life things due to being unable to stop ganks in a video game.

      Another reason they fail incredibly hard.

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    3. Tell me, did your lover put stretch marks on your asshole when he fucks you?

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  5. Wow antigankers failed hard for ANOTHER week!!!!1

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    1. And you permanently failed the game. After getting to #1 PvPer rank (dubious claim at best) you are now at ZERO with your permaban.

      My my my...how the (so called) mighty have fallen.

      BM.

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    2. And you permanently failed the game. After getting to #1 PvPer rank (dubious claim at best) you are now at ZERO with your permaban.

      My my my...how the (so called) mighty have fallen.

      BM.

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    3. And you permanently failed the game. After getting to #1 PvPer rank (dubious claim at best) you are now at ZERO with your permaban.

      My my my...how the (so called) mighty have fallen.

      BM.

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  6. wolf the sociopath will be relegated to regaling his exploits in the comments here, but not of course in the actual game where he has been banned.

    See you in space, or in the asylum, wolfie.

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  7. Veers has a message to the CODE in his own words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROO7xSTxfY

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  8. *eyeroll*

    The real message here is that Veers, as always, was right.

    I warned wolfie to tone down his carnival theatrics, to try and act like a decent human being and cut out the emotional abuse. I told him that if he didn't toe the line he would end up banhammered just like DJ, Erotica1 and the rest of the child sociopaths.

    But Wolfie was too obtuse to listen, too angry, too discordant, too petty, too childish, too pathetic. And of course, the permaban was not long to follow.

    If only he had been bright enough to listen...hopefully the next code leader will be less of an idiot.

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  9. lol what an idiot indeed. haha enjoy playing with yourself alone. ^^

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  10. I'm getting real tired of your fake veers.
    Everyone know i am ungankable behind the sealed doors of my CQ, all cuddled up with an old unnamed corpse that someone scammed me into buying for RL cash, by renaming it Loyalanons Frozen Corpse.
    I still get misty when i think about how much i paid...

    But i ramble on, it's the effect of all the catalysts that i have shoved up my bum.

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  11. Hey you fake veers get rekt! Everyone knows that Dryson and i are meeting later on sisi to further develop his scissor technique.

    Yes sir, we will be scissoring all night. Just me and Dryson, the scissor kings! Gankers will fear the scissor kings!

    Oh yea, phuk off fake veers!

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  12. Your permaban should give you some time to work on those subpar reading skills, idiot.

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  13. Your permaban should give you some time to work on those subpar reading skills, idiot.

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  14. Your permaban should give you some time to work on those subpar reading skills, idiot.

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    1. And you permanently failed the game. After getting to #1 PvPer rank (dubious claim at best) you are now at ZERO with your permaban.

      My my my...how the (so called) mighty have fallen.

      BM.

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    2. And you permanently failed the game. After getting to #1 PvPer rank (dubious claim at best) you are now at ZERO with your permaban.

      My my my...how the (so called) mighty have fallen.

      BM.

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  15. lame...the fake Veers are out in force...fact remains that loyafool is banned and code is collapsing.

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  16. All miners are now required to do the following :

    Calm down.

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    1. lol Says Wolf/loyalbannedon who can't even do simple math (pssst he is uneducated). The internets knows this. Enjoy the ban. hahaha so many hours put into the game and now nothing.

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha. ha.

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  17. He gets mad when people don't read his uneducated opinions.

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  18. lol Says Wolf/loyalbannedon who can't even do simple math (pssst he is uneducated). The internets knows this. Enjoy the ban. hahaha so many hours put into the game and now nothing.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha. ha.

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    1. lol Says Wolf/loyalbannedon who can't even do simple math (pssst he is uneducated). The internets knows this. Enjoy the ban. hahaha so many hours put into the game and now nothing.

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha. ha.

      Delete
    2. lol Says Wolf/loyalbannedon who can't even do simple math (pssst he is uneducated). The internets knows this. Enjoy the ban. hahaha so many hours put into the game and now nothing.

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha. ha.

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  19. This really is a story to tell the grand-children.

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  20. Loyal banned, Ming no where to be seen....Is this the end of the new order?

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    1. Look, what's with this Ming thing? He's a busy chap, you know; I think he waffles a lot...

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    2. lol Says Wolf/loyalbannedon who can't even do simple math (pssst he is uneducated). The internets knows this. Enjoy the ban. hahaha so many hours put into the game and now nothing.

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha. ha.

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  21. lol Says Wolf/loyalbannedon who can't even do simple math (pssst he is uneducated). The internets knows this. Enjoy the ban. hahaha so many hours put into the game and now nothing.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha. ha.

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  22. Moar AG winning
    http://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs

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    1. These are the people AG want to protect.

      http://imgur.com/SmoJ7VP

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