Wednesday, April 27, 2016

A Stroll Through Gamis


Silly miner. Everyone knows where Agent Kalorned lives: For the past few years, he and his merry band of alts have resided in the Gamis system.


Life in Gamis moves quickly. It's difficult to keep up without the aid of social media. Hence the @NewOrderGamis Twitter feed.


Despite years of cultivation, there are plenty of ignorant carebears in Gamis. They're dazzled by the ability of New Order Agents to gank them.


Any sufficiently elite PvP is indistinguishable from cheating.


Though a handful of Agents have been banned, Kalorned and his corp remain in good standing. It's not for lack of complaining on the part of the carebears, though. One can only guess at the number of petitions filed against The New Order Gamis Affiliates. All have been rejected.


As far as I know, Kalorned is not a CCP employee. I do not have any knowledge of any particular Agent being a CCP alt. If I had to guess, though, I'd say CCP devs are more likely to own characters who have been ganked by our Agents. Perhaps repeatedly.


Upon losing another Retriever in Gamis, Galrak Malinkorn came to the conclusion that the New Order is filled with jihadists. Say, you remember Galrak, don't you?


To refresh your memory, Galrak was the author of a proposal to nerf highsec PvP.


Realizing he was too hasty to declare Kalorned a jihadist, Galrak changed his mind.


From the perspective of the unreformed highsec miner, ganking and child molestation are roughly the same thing. No wonder they don't take us up on our offers to teach them how to gank.


Ultimately, Galrak was able to reconcile his accusations of child molestation with his earlier judgment that Kalorned was a jihadist. He concluded that gankers embody all bad things he could think of.


Though it has made great strides under Kalorned's leadership, Gamis is a rough neighborhood.


In-game leg snaps and in-game stairwell hazards abound. But if you're willing to brave these dangers, a trip to Gamis is well worth it.


I think that's enough Gamis for today.

43 comments:

  1. "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost.” - Luke 19:10 NIV

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    1. "I permit no woman to teach, or have authority over a man. She is to keep silent" - 1 Timothy 2:12

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    2. "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding". Proverb 4:7

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    3. "And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." - Exodus 33:23

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    4. "Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves". Numbers 31:17-18

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  2. I'm especially fond of the tendency of the raging carebears to become incoherent when they try to express themselves. It is curious, though.

    I and some like-minded content-creators had an enjoyable to-and-fro on the C&P Sub-Forum today, with a suspiciously youthful creature by the name of Zet Soirn.

    The thread ('and those who cheered yesterday will cry today') was eventually locked, but not before Master Soirn had displayed just that sort of behaviour you see above; becoming 'tongue-tied' with white-hot rage. Thankfully, the expletives which usually accompany such outbursts, were absent.

    Agent Kalorned is doing sterling work out there in Gamis, and of course elsewhere.

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  3. Such rage over a game about spaceships shooting spaceships. I have no sympathy for these people. They are unintelligent pond scum with the emotional control of a toddler.

    Remember peons...
    1)You CONSENT to PVP when you undock.
    2) Don't fly what you can't afford to lose.
    3) RL threats are a bannable offence.
    4) HTFU

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    1. Considering that the average intelligence of a code agent is that of either Homo erectus or Homo neanderthalensis, I am surprised that they know how to post on this, and other, forums. But then again, most code agents that I have ran into are about the intelligence level of Pan trogdolytes. Case in point is that Loyalafool who got banned for his sociopathic behavior.

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  4. Why is a CHODE. agent obsessed with miner "tears"? What value do they provide?

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    1. Salt water Olympic sized pool maybe?

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    2. Outside Wolf Sopranos stock response, this was a good "sub thread." For some reason carebears sound mentally or at least emotionally handicapped and seem to take strange pleasure on someone elses suffering.

      Like they wrote in the bible "And as you wish that others would do to you, do so to them."

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    3. I think you're right, Sami. Their response to any stimulus, whether pleasant or otherwise, is always primarily an emotional one.

      You know, I read somewhere that anger, as an emotion, lasts for about 20 seconds, while the relevant hormones flood the body. After that, and presuming that the original stimulus has passed, the emotion is only perpetuated by the subject's continually visiting the situation mentally and repeatedly triggering the hormonal response.

      I find it interesting to watch this in action.

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    4. It's pure coincidence that in my google+ pic I'm meditating. Meditation has helped me to evaluate my emotional stimulus and response. Now I better recognize when the "feeling" arises and can more effectively analyze my response before I react.

      I would then recommend meditation to all carebears, especially miners.

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    5. Ah Sami, but they won't do it, will they?

      The word I avoided using in my earlier post was 'reflection'. People unwilling to reflect upon or evaluate their actions and feelings are doomed to be bound by them, forever.

      Of course, such an approach might bring them a great deal of comfort. Until the New Order turns up to remind them how fragile is their grasp on equanimity.

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    6. "Like they wrote in the bible "And as you wish that others would do to you, do so to them.""

      anon559, your shibboleth exposes your ignorance (quoting a bible makes you look simple and easily brainwashed) Not everyone perscribes to your superstitions. Bless your heart.

      I will admit however that easter is my second favorite zombie related holiday, after Halloween.

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    7. Thank you anon 12:07, but I can make my own point. However, I do appreciate the support. I think another way to say this is "what goes around, comes around." Don't let religious context undermine that value of the message.

      Some truths in the bible are much older than bible itself.

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    1. I wish i could see what sort of people these carebears are in RL. Out of academic curiosity.

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  6. "Any sufficiently elite PvP is indistinguishable from cheating."

    That's brilliant! :D

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    1. It was a reference to Arthur C. Clarke.

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  7. I still don't get why Galrak Malinkorn thought Kalorned was a pedofile, seems like he confused miner bumping with minor bumping

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  8. This sorta thing is why over time I've changed from an Anti-Ganking perspective to a "It's a completely necessary part of the game to drive out those who make the community and the game less enjoyable.". Don't get me wrong - I'm probably a carebear by CODE standards (I mine in hisec, I solo wormhole dive and run for cover the moment it looks like I might be engaged) but after seeing the vitriol that spouts from so many of.... THEM... ugh.

    NO excuse for being that rude. Let alone over a computer game. Let alone one as vast as EVE where its so damn easy to just GO ELSEWHERE and DO SOMETHING ELSE if you don't like what's going down where you currently are.

    Keep providing this valuable service please CODE. Hisec needs you.

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    1. "I'm probably a carebear by CODE standards"

      I wouldn't characterize you as such. You take risks and you understand that conflict between players is at the heart of this game. Even if you don't actively seek out conflict, you accept that it may find you when you least expect it. I think we are pretty similar in our basic beliefs.

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  9. I can't wait until Loyal is back dunking carebears.

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  10. Kalorned, loyalanon, James 315 and The Mittani are the same person! Duh!

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    1. Actually all of CODE is run by 4 guys. It is the biggest multi-boxing setup in the game. These 4 guys work day and night running over 200 accounts. here is a picture of CODE headquarters
      http://i.imgur.com/iKBqNiP.png

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  11. Yup, just more examples of the kind of people care bears are in real life. No one you would want in your home.

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    1. This is where you are wrong SollyLama. They are not bad persons in real life, only in game. This is their alter ego.

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    2. Not so, fake Veers; their rage is palpable, real.

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    3. Perhaps, but rage doesn't equal to being a bad person. Just like no CODE. agent extort money from people by the sand box in real life.

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    4. "I can't wait until Loyal is back dunking carebears." Pedophile reference is strong in this one :DDDDD

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    5. I only know that in RL I avoid people who rage; their vibe is toxic and they poison everything around them.

      That doesn't mean I regard them as 'bad' people, just unpleasant to be around.

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    6. I only commented once on this thread @10:22pm. Some other anon(s) want to be pansies and not use their names. I knew the risk of posting my name in here and it would be used by others. I for one don't use the term pedo, I only see AG'ers and carebears use the term. And yes I'm a retired CODE agent. I spend most my time in WH's now. If you see me in one, it means I have you bubbled and you are probably going to lose your ship.

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  12. How many of these anons arguing various sides are the same person? I'm at least two...

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  13. Having lived in and around Gamis for over a year, I can say that I always got a smile on my face when I saw Kalorned and his alts start flashing red in local. And I'm basically a carebear myself. I knew the tears were flowing in a belt somewhere...

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  14. well its obvious that the article quality have degraded since the the big war in null...why are you still keeping the truth away from your good-hearted followers CODE bosses? you are too busy to write something worthy cause you have a war to lead, a meta to lead etc.

    you are just alts of the big guys of null...plz stop, anyone with more than a pea for brain understands that now.

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    1. And yet here you are, shitposting barely understandable tears on this blog.
      CODE wins again.

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    2. code provided entertainment for many years, they already won. everything else is just gravy

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    3. you are right, like the circus in my city, it provided entertainment too, i guess you are right...assuming you are the clowns in the CODE circus, dear followers of your hi-, lo-, null-, loser leaders...praise james mittani wolfie and all their alts, bye bye girls.

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    4. soo... you're a clown?

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