Friday, May 18, 2018

Genesis of a Gallant Miner

One of the primary missions of the New Order--and of MinerBumping in particular--is to tell people the truth. These days, it seems like most people would rather do anything they can to avoid offending people. But when you give people the truth, amazing things can happen.


Xiaofan Zhao contacted me to tell me his EVE story. And he's right to assume that I get a lot of EVEmails like this. The Code is the most influential force in EVE today, and countless players have been touched by it.


There's a reason why Anti-Gankers often caution their fellow carebears not to read MinerBumping. They're not afraid of viruses. They're afraid of something far more dangerous: The truth.


The truth is contagious. Carebears should know that when they lose ridiculous ships, they help persuade other EVE players of the rightness of our cause.


The path to enlightenment begins with people turning on their brains and questioning the nonsense preached by bot-aspirants. The rebels' philosophy never holds up to any scrutiny.


The Code isn't for bad EVE players. It's fundamentally incompatible with them. By contrast, when the Code is enforced, all good players benefit.


When I first wrote the Code, people questioned the purpose of the 10 million isk mining permit. "The price is so low, surely everybody will pay, even the bots and bot-aspirants," they said. The wisdom of the Code soon became clear.


Though highsec is utterly dominated by the Code, the Code is celebrated in every corner of the EVE galaxy. If "powerful friends from nullsec" ever played a role in highsec, they'd be on our side, not the carebears'.


In the early days, rebels and skeptics were certain that the Code would quickly fade away. Instead, the Code endured while other EVE organizations withered and died. The Code is rooted so deeply in EVE today that it's impossible to imagine the game without it.


The true test of a man's character is not how much Veldspar he collects, but how much he appreciates the Code--and the Saviour who wrote it. Good people love me, bad people hate me. In some ways, the world is not so complicated.


A mining permit is useful for bringing pain to the bot-aspirant carebears, too. When they see it in your bio, they feel like they've been stabbed in the heart. Because, well, they kinda have been. They've been stabbed by the truth.

105 comments:

  1. Calm down Anon616. Keep your comments classy, not like last time.

    Praise James 315! The point of The Code becomes a whole lot more obvious the longer one lives outside of highsec. From null it's pretty hard to deny that EVE is indeed a spaceship shooting game. It was interesting to see how Xiaofan Zhao progressed from angry entitlement to amused acceptance to fully embracing The Code. Congratulations!

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    1. Pretty sure Anon616 is another falseflag, we see those a lot here.

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    2. Yea, shitteranon616 is just another messenger alt, he's mad as hell because we have been mocking his false god and nasty priests.

      Have you seen his whine from yesterday? He melted down so fast. He's too easy. He thinks his bible college "education" can keep up with the power of the one true Savior and the Code.

      Get your permit, miners, or get rekt.

      Always!

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    3. You sure use a lot of vhlgarity, messengeralt707.

      A permit can fix you.

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    4. Awww your ears are sensitive too. Poor pedo priest. Life is hard for you, please end yours so we can save the kids from your shardani ways.

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    5. Multiple indistinguishable anons shadowboxing.

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    6. pejedus10:00 did you dad breastfeed you too much? Or too LONG maybe? Or too deep?

      The worst part is how much you enjoyed it, you sick jesusfreak. Please get professional help soon, before you do something permanent to your family.

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    7. Calm down miner

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  2. Looking forward to the weekend. Plan on spending it mining in various high security systems while watching sports on TV. The Indy 500 time trials and NBA playoff games will provide some good entertainment.

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    1. Not without a permit you won't, miner.

      Or you could try to prove me wrong. Show your work miner.


      A highsec mining permit can save you from the embarassment of believing in fairys and spirits and false gods!


      Always!

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    2. Calm down pedo miner

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    3. Poor pedo priest took so long just to make this one word.

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    5. Lol this is the part when the cracks really start showing. First it's his messenger alt losing his shit. Then it's recipes. Then the nazi propaganda.
      pedojedus is not only predictable, he's way too easy to manipulate.

      It won't be long before James has to censor pedojedus just to protect the shitter from himself. James is too kind to you pedoboy, even after you act like a subhuman savage.

      My prediction for the pedojedus meltdown/biomass pool is: within 48 hours, with a giant novelty dildo, and his whole family.

      That's just the kind of animal pejedus is.

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    6. You already melted down there jesus freak now we just waiting to hear about your imminent suicide on the news. With luck you'll do everyone a favor and take your kids with you.

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    7. Calm down miner. We do not kill minors here we kill miners, know the difference and purchase a permit.

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  3. Lol anon616 is already having issues, and we haven't even started about his false god and less-than-clean priests yet.

    It's easy to spot the messenger and his alts, they are just a little off no matter what they try. The vulgarity is a dead giveaway. Try harder messengeranon616. Your god doesn't belong here.

    I bet he still don't have a permit.

    Get your permits now, miners. Before the one true Savior of highsec notices your heinous ways.

    Always!

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  4. Hey messengeranon616, close but just a bit off. It goes like this:

    The Code always wins!
    Always!


    If you really wanna sell it you should have added a few 'praise James'. And tone back the vulgarity.

    Get your permit or get rekt.


    Always!

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  5. Calm down pedo miner.

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  6. Called it, pedo preist sperging and crying away. Miners are predictable.

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    1. Have you spelled priest correctly yet today?

      You need a permit and an education, miner.

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    2. Pedo priest is a grammar nazi too. The boy lover needs to swallow some cyanide and prevent himself from breeding.

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    3. Your rage is delicious. Mmmmmmm mad messenger tears.

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    4. Very delicious

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    5. Hey pedojedus, up and at 'en PHag. You have many tears to spill today, and your breakdown is only partly done.
      We demand a spectacle! Like only a lowlife pedophile can create.
      I'm not getting in on the biomass pool this time, it's obvious to me that you are too chickenshit to do anything but exhaust yourself with ragey posts about nazis and food. You god must be a proud shitter, with you as a representative.

      There is something quite appalling about you, pedo.



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    6. Your tears are quite delicious thank you.

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  7. The truth is out there, and it says you need a permit in highsec, miners.

    Get your permit before the messenger's alts start trying to parrot real agents.

    Oops, too late lol

    You miners do need a permit tho. It can help you NOT act like that jesusfreakmessengeralt.

    He so silly.

    Always!

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    1. Look pedo priests choir boy shot up a school, guess that's one less screwed up miner playing eve. Now if ole jesus freak would kindly finish his 2 gallon bleach drink maybe future children will be spared.
      Good tears though.

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    2. Separate RL from game anon201 and calm down.

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  8. I'ma make that messenger alt cry all over the forums today too while he tries (and fails) to act like a real agent.

    Your false god is dead. Long live James 315! The True Savior of higbsec!

    Don't forget your permits.


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    1. You're already crying all over this place priest, what's wrong your invisible man not send you enough little boys to play with or you just mad that your ship got ganked.
      Admit it you got rekt and all you can do is come in here and play stupid miner games.
      You're too ignorant to figure it out shardani wanna be, the code will always win.

      Always.

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    2. Do you even know how punctuation works? Pedojedus, you are the most butthurt PHag in EVE, bar none. Your kind gives spergs and Lowlife's a bad name.
      Your loss of control is psychotic. I truly fear for your family and neighbors. Your community should be warned about you, before you end up in a clock tower with a high-powered rifle.

      Your pitiful attempts to impersonate a normal person here failed simply because you are too uneducated. It's easy to spot you when you post like an illiterate sperg.

      Everything you posted here was extracted from you, intentionally, by people who will always be smarter than yourself. And that seem to make you especially rabid.

      pedojedus will do it: Sunday, with a gun, just like shardani.

      Always!

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    3. Lovely years you need to be ganked more often.
      So entertaining seeing the pedophiles lash out and act retarded.

      This is why the miner will remain a goofus.

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    4. Anon131 separate RL from the game and calm down. We so not push people to hurt themselves or others, that is not the way of James 315.

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    5. Why don't you learn English, anonshitter218.

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  9. Pedo priest still trying to act like he is more than a child molesting carebear.

    Sad.

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    1. You are easy to spot messengeralt. You really did get bent yesterday, huh? A permit can fix you. Well a permit and an education, but the permit you can get today.

      Always!

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    2. Yea, get your permit, messengerofafalsegodalt. Don't be a shitter always talking about pedophilia.

      You so mad ;) is that the best you got?

      The Code always wins!
      Always!

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    3. Keep practicing shitter.

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    4. Where's your god now, pedo?

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  10. Dead god best godMay 18, 2018 at 7:31 PM

    So let me get this straight, the messenger lost his shit yesterday when someone called him a jesus freak and now he's in todays comments calling everyone pedo miners because it pissed him off so bad yesterday when he was trolled relentlessly using the same tactic? Does he not understand how ignorant that makes him look to be a day late and a permit short?

    Sounds like the Code always wins! Always!

    Praise James!

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    1. JESUS LOVES YOU.

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    2. I'm not a little boy. Tell him to go 'love' someone else.

      Sicko.

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    3. Here we go again

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    4. You are right, the New Order has no desire to act like that messengeralt. That sicko needs a permit, therapy, and lessons on puncuation and capitalization. A real agent knows how to type out "the New Order" correctly.

      Nice tryhard, falseprophet. Where's your New Order mining permit? Remember who don't like permits? That's right, ignorant shitters hate mining permits, but they love the children....

      Sick bastards.

      Praise James for the Code, and the authority to destroy highsec criminals!

      Always!

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    5. Keep trying useless shitter.

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    6. Man, the rage and vulgarity from the messenger and his alts is cringey. That miner needs a permit. Badly. Before it's too late and he goes full shardani.

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    7. I know, you need to calm down pedo priest.

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    8. Boy you just love to repeat yourself pedo priest. Love the tears tho

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    9. Calm down miners.

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  11. Good job Agent Xiaofan Zhao! You are one of the luck few who are intelligent enough to see that James 315 is the one True Savior, and his Code worth fighting for.

    Huzzah! Welcome to the light, Agent. Your services are crucial to the fight against non-permit holding criminals like the messenger and his false god.

    Maybe the messenger can buy a permit from this Agnt, and save his soul from the evils of pedagogery.

    The Code always wins, and false prophets always lose their humanity.

    Always!

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    1. JESUS LOVES YOU.

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    2. I think we've been over this, jesus was told to stay 500 yards away from me, and his "love" should be covered at all times. And try to keep him outa school zones please.

      Eeewwww! What a sicko.

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    3. OMG the mighty code triggered by a bible thumper.

      Oh how pathetic the nazis have become.

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    4. Keep trying shitter.

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    5. messengeralt807 should google "triggered", just parroting what others have used against you only works if you understand all the concepts.

      bible "college" not cover that? Well it IS a school based on a 2000 year old book of fables. I liked Aesop's better.

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    6. Tsk tsk, your rage and vulgarity are hard to hide, messenger alt. Why you so mad again?

      Oh yea, your false god didn't smite the mean old ganker that exposed your hypocrisy.


      ;)

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    7. You got triggered yet again. So easy to upset the pedo priest.

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    8. It's spelled 'pedojedus', and he was born triggered. Shitter.

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    9. You don't even know who you are arguing with. The messenger is a lowlife predator who supports paedophilia in his church. Does that statement make you mad? Is it because you are the messenger's alt and you know I'm right?

      Yea, we already knew it.

      Nice try pedojedus.

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    10. Calm down miner.

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  12. A school shooting in Santa Fe, another code agent lost it.

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    1. Looks like pajedus is back. Why you so mad, shitter?

      Oh, that's right. I remember.


      Always!

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    2. Because your code agents are shooting up schools, that's why I'm mad.

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    3. Look at that, code nazi calls people a snack food.

      You're not too keen with insults are you?

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    4. U wot? Snackfood? That miner done lost his mind.

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    5. Our name is pronounced Puh-jee-duhs. (They’re tasty snacks though, no matter how you say it.) And what does Pajeda's mean? Well, we'd like to say it means “Delicious” but honestly, it means nothing.

      Try harder code nazi or at least be more worldly.

      I forgot you only live in your Eve online world, reality doesn't exist for you anymore.

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    6. Lol pedojedus, you so ignorant. It's almost too easy making you cry.

      Tell us more about how your morality in EVE determines who you are IRL. And about how you can't separate the game from RL. That always makes me laugh.

      Always!

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    7. Look child molester actually thinks someone cares what he thinks. Did your God speak to you or did the choir boy take a nap.
      You're still mad as always you little rapist.

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    8. That's one ragey messenger alt.

      He needs a permit.

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    9. He is talking a lot about child molesting. Transference and all I guess. Projection, whatever you want to call it. He has said some version of "kid fucker" so many times he just doesn't seem right in the head. The last pedo we saw get that ragey and vulgar was pedojedus.

      Yea, lot's of similarities there.

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    10. Miner you need to calm down.

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    11. Say it again, pedojedus, just once more.

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  13. You superstitious miners may need to calm down and learn a lesson from Xiaofan Zhao; true happiness is a valid permit and a place in the community.

    Get a permit or get rekt, miners. Only criminals mine without one.

    Always! ;)

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  14. Pedo priest sure is a ragey tearful miner today.

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    1. Yep, your alt sure is mad. Do you think it was the pedo thing or the false god bit that hurt him so deeply in his buttocks?

      Oh well, maybe it's time he got a permit. That'll cure what ails him.

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    2. You try hard and cry lots pedo priest. Keep the tears flowing.

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    3. Yep, pedojedus cries like a bitch until he melts down completely.

      He is unable to effect a change in his condition, so he embraces it, wallowing in his own filth and self hate.

      Ask him about his "fermi" theories. His ignorance really shines through then.

      I bet he never even finished school, definitely drop out material. He still needs a permit before he goes back in for treatment.

      I wonder if his false god forgives him for failing daily.

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    4. Miner your tears are noted. Calm down and purchase a permit.

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    5. Pedojedas gives up tok quickly. He has a history of meltdowns and tantrums that just get more lulzy with each new episode.

      Why you so mad pedojedas? Did you get sent to the orphanarium as a kid? Sux to be a retard baby?

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  15. Praise James!
    And his ability to make miners squeal.
    The Code always wins!

    Always!

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  16. It seems that every few weeks that pedojedus shitter finds enough guts to start crying in these comments again. Soon after someone comes along and gets him all twisted up and then the meltdown starts.

    What do you say to a pedoshitter that shows up looking for a fight then breaks down and cries like a bitch when he gets his ass kicked, at his own request?

    I guess some shitters you just can't reach. So you get what we had here yesterday, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore than you men, but it's too hard NOT to troll his silly ass.

    ;)

    Then he screams and flails and soils himself like a trapped animal when he is bested by a superior foe.


    Maybe he should calm down and buy a permit. Or he can continue to get rekt every time he opens his cock sheath.

    Always!

    Let's see how much more winding he can take XD

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    1. What we've got here is failure to communicate!

      ahahahaahaha! Seriously tho, pajedus is insane.

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    2. Quality reply. Shit quality that is. Get a permit pedojedus.

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  17. I need some popcorn for these delicious salty anon tears.

    p.s - antigankers are failing so hard right now
    p.p.s - never forget shardani!

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  18. Holy hell! These ag shitters have lost their minds.

    Ok kids, what did we learn here today? That's right, if you spend too much time as an ag shitter, failing daily, you WILL go insane. You see what happened to the messenger/pedojedus. Do you want to end up as a jesusfreak pedo too?

    If not, I would suggest obtaining a permit asap before you wind up painting your cell walls with your own excrement. Nasty ag pedos.



    Always!

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  19. The pejedufus meltdown/biomass pool is open. Categories are: when, how, and collateral damage.

    I picked the "Sunday, full shardani, two kids" square, but there's still plenty of open spaces. Get yours soon.

    It's only a matter of time now. His false god has abandoned him, and his faith is easily shaken. A real rock, that one.

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    1. Lol he IS a useless Pandemic Horde anti ganker.

      A bullet is too good for him, and his offspring should definitely be neutered before they can spread his defective DNA any further.

      Any collateral damage he inflicts upon his family will probably be for the best. His parents should be held responsible also, they are the ones who failed to raise him correctly.


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    2. Anon714 We do not advocate the killing of minors we punish miners here. Calm down purchase a permit and stop the comments about killing minors.

      Know the difference.

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    3. Anon138 Wanting a miner to hurt people in RL is not gallant, do not act like a miner and a goofus.

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    4. What do you care if some superstitious subhuman savage takes a permanent vacation?

      Do you actually believe he has some sort of divine right to life? Not only can you NOT save everyone, you shouldn't try. Our species didn't get where it is by ignoring natural selection.


      Your sympathies spawn from the same fallacies that his religion is based on. Superstition only holds us back as a species, and we are fast running out of time and space. "No shitter left behind" will be the end of us.

      And that's why your argument is as invalid as his "right" to life.

      It's time for a thorough culling.

      Always!

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  20. Hey pejedus, do you have access to pain pills? Poison? A tall building?

    I think you know what I'm getting at, PHag. Today would be as good as any. Don't forget your kids.

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  21. Calm down miners.

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  22. Both of you need to calm down, the code does not want miners hurting people in RL, we hunt illegal miners in game.

    We do not hurt minors in life, making such comments proves that both of you are miners and goofus'.

    Now calm down, but a permit and follow the code or get rekt by a gallant agent of the new order.


    The Code always wins!
    Always!

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  23. Can someone pass the salt please?

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    1. Pedojedus seems to have an unending supply.

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  24. Meh seems made up

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  25. Why you so mad pedoalt-fakeganker220?

    Your flse god is dead, pedophile. And pedojedauminers like you have no opinion.

    Always!

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  26. It is very great that people can get to know about such information.

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