Someone was in a hurry.
Kensi Sukarala didn't have time to fully equip her Mackinaw before she brought it to an asteroid belt in Osmon. I guess there was a mining emergency or something.
Most egregiously, Kensi failed to equip a mining permit. Agent Lawrence Lawton terminated the vessel and offered the miner instructions on how to mine correctly.
In his time as an Agent, Lawrence has sold over 4 billion isk worth of permits. He knows all the excuses by heart.
Though mining permits have always cost 10 million isk, they've never been easier to sell. Highsec is filled with licensed miners these days.
Anti-Gankers make themselves miserable every time they fail to stop a gank. The only thing that might make them even angrier is when they see a miner buy a permit.
Kensi was still a miner in a hurry. She wanted to get her bio updated and return to mining as quickly as possible. In her haste, she became sloppy--letting a comment slip that she probably shouldn't have.
Lawrence's keen instincts detected something wrong with this newly licensed miner. She seemed to have a very "transactional" view of the world. Like the only thing that mattered was the exchange of money.
She was also, by her own admission, someone who shied away from interacting with other players in a MMORPG about interacting with other players.
Nothing could be easier than buying a permit and installing it in your bio. Yet Kensi struggled.
The miner failed to realize that Lawrence was still monitoring Osmon local. For someone who said she never talked, she was spreading a lot of heresy in local chat.
Kensi admitted that she didn't like the Code very much, but claimed she was willing to submit to it anyway. Miners are, of course, required to submit to the Code, but they're not supposed to have a bad attitude about it. We want miners to be happy and compliant. Both elements are required.
The allegedly taciturn miner kept talking her way into more trouble. And wait a minute, didn't she say she had trouble speaking English?
Kensi wanted to properly format the mining permit in her bio, but it was too late for that now.
Once again, a Goofus with a permit ended up getting it revoked--in record time. It's not easy for a bot-aspirant to impersonate a real EVE player!
Another fine gank by Agent Lawrence! It made for difficult reading seeing this miner attempt to scam him by purchasing a permit, and then attempt to sully The Code behind his back. We must all be extra vigilant around this miner, now she is on the Red Pen list.ReplyDelete
On another note, lets hope anonymous has calmed down. I don't like to see him get so upset.
My money is on....Delete
No he hasn't calmed down and will he raging and crying on here soon.
But it will be entertaining.
Who's alt are you again?Delete
Don't feel too bad, you are just an alt after all, unknown, crying about others anonymity.
Hypocrisy should be one of the first things a carebear strives to correct before he has earned his permit, altanon.
You guys should grow up and stop posting about how pink altanon00 is. You gonna hurt her feelz, and her softer spots. And that's just mean, man. It's not altanons fault her parents didn't ensure her a proper education. She was to be married off to her RMT cousin originally, and no one thought she would need any real training, other than the basic pleasure bot skills.Delete
So you see, she just needs a little understanding on our part, she does try extremely hard.
Alts need a permit to act like a hypocrites here.
Still waiting on yours.Delete
altanon00 resorting to "sperg and flee"?Delete
She seems unable to explain why hiding on her alt is more valod than posting as an anon? Did she not understand the question maybe?
"We want miners to be happy and compliant."ReplyDelete
But Jamey, most of your CHODE. slaves have stated in the comments on this very blog that they wish miners to be dead, and for them to leave the game entirely.
You know you can just organize all the miners to leave the game and see what happens to this site.
Tall order but you can try.
I would be more than happy to help organize a carebear-depopulation of highsec.Delete
Then we can get to work on those station hugging "war"-deccers.
Did someone say 'remove all carebears'?!? I hope they said it softly, for alt00's sake.Delete
You must have never minded... or never did anything else. Otherwise you'd know that being dead is better than mining, and they'd be a lot happier if they left EvE.Delete
Miners are prosecuted for their own good. Keep reading the Code until you understand it. Or give up, and keep displaying the depths of your ignorance. That's the second best thing a miner can do us.
>lier and slandererReplyDelete
You forgot child killing.Delete
No place at all in our modern, civilized, highsec society for that type of scofflaw! Gank him some more, he'll eventually get it.Delete
Disclaimer: Some readers may experience severe butthurt. Material not for softer readers.
I'll say it again: (regardless of how sore his soft parts become)ReplyDelete
One cannot just sell a permit to a miner that has not been properly indoctrinated into our modern highsec civilization.
First you must break them, then you must properly reprogram them. Only then will the carebear ask for his permit with the proper intentions in mind.
There is no room for debate when it comes to the Law of highsec. The Law we all voted for by choosing James 315, and his Code, to save highsec.
If the Code demands a carebear to be a proper highsec miner, but he acts like this latest dingleberry, then he should be ganked until he learns the Law of Highsec.
Or ships up to a combat ship and decides to play EVE properly. That's when a carebear is truly ready for a permit, when he's ready to fight.
Spare the rod, spoil the altanon.
What if a care bear is never ready to fight? Will he ever be ready for a permit?Delete
Or should we just decorate his bio with fanciful text and hope for the best?
Should I post with my main alt or my alt main?
Would anyone know the difference?
Could you live with the shame or the lie.Delete
I like this concept in theory.. But I'm failing to see why it should be the duty of the acting agent to foresee if a miner will live up to our standards, or will continue his devious ways as a permit owning goofus. Even if we usually do foresee it.Delete
I feel the miner still benefits from a purchase, even if the permit has to be revoked instantly.
We dedicate our lives to helping these poor, misguided souls. It would be rude from our part to exclude such a tested and powerful tool from our arsenal as the permits. Even if the 10 million ISK barely covers our efforts of issuing and revoking them.
The sheer number of revoked permits proves they are ineffective at best, unless the carebear has the right intentions and attitude. That can only happen through reprogramming the carebears.Delete
It's your duty as an Agent to ensure compliance. It's your duty because highsec is worth fighting for. Lazy agents are as bad for the system as lazy miners.
If you can't be bothered to properly educate your carebear charges then why are you an "agent"? No offence intended to LL, but hes knew that shitter was not buying the permit for the proper reason. LL was right to take his money, but maybe a bit hasty to issue the permit. Maybe the miner should have been made to work for it a bit harder. Maybe.
Maybe we should continue to sell permits, but not issue them until the carebear has been properly retrained. That's the only way to clean up highsec at this point, through the complete and total reprogramming of it's inhabitants.
That miner needed to be broken before he could fully appreciate the importance of James' Code. The Code is the Law of Highsec. No grey areas for spacelawyershitters to agrue.
Full compliance or death.
p.s. I hope altanon is not too terribly offended by my anonymity.
Lol, ur all gonna die. XDReplyDelete
In game of course, jeezus, you shitters need to calm down! And stop killin your kids.
Praying to the imaginary?Delete
Yea sure, praying. If you insist.Delete
Your false god is dead, your carebears triggered.
Then why do you pray to him?Delete
Or are you simply sperging to get a rise.
Like a miner who still refuses to accept the reality that he is nothing but a shitter.
Because it triggers shitters. Try harder not to cry when I post.Delete
No need to sugarcoat it. We're all gonna die IRL too. Everyone will. How is that any relevant in any discussion?Delete
It's not relevant, that statement was intended to make simple highsec shitters cry.Delete
Oh hai, there you are.
Spelling lessons are good for those who need to learn the basics that others learned in school.Delete
Lol, made altanon00 spend all day spamming refresh.ReplyDelete
Who's alt is that anyway? What is she hiding from? XD
The ink wasn't even dry yet?Delete
If James needs to know who is posting in the comments he can set it up easy enough. So far he doesn't seem concerned enouh to ban anons, so why would some carebear's altanon care?ReplyDelete
How anonymous is too much anonymous, 00anon.
Hypocritical altanons can just stew in their impotent rage while I trigger them, daily.
James believes in freedom of speech even for the anons to cry tearfully on his blog.Delete
All the anons, alts included. All of them shitters, some more oblivious to it than others.Delete
It's obvious who does not believe in James 315, the savior of high sec.Delete
The only thing obvious here is that you don't know who's who. You even get trolled by your own alt. ;)
Lol.. James doesn't even need to try to identify the anon plebs. They dox themselves! Remember when John Pirtle forgot to log out of his Google account when he shitposted on our blog? You should check it out! It's a great read! (Sorry, chodeanon.. your "secret" is out")Delete
Who is altanon?
Meh seems made upReplyDelete
The autism in the comment section is just too addictive to pass up lately.ReplyDelete
Did somebody say shardani 3 times fast or what?
Highsec miners are nothing more than a resource to be harvested.ReplyDelete
Get a slave highsec miner of your own today. The moment they so much as backchat you in local, bankrupt them and gank them into submission.
Then gank them some more so they learn their place in the game.
The bottom of the new eden life cycle.
Oh noes! alt 00 got triggered because he's a jesusfreak IRL. Now he's mad that his religiocity can't make him a smarter player.ReplyDelete
Shouldn't altanon be in N.O.L.?
Jesus loves you.Delete
James 315 loves you!Delete
This I know. For the code tells me so.Delete
Shitters all to him belongDelete
For they are weak and he is strongDelete
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