Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Permits Are Better Than Remits


If you've been ganked by a Maller or a bunch of Tornadoes recently, there's a pretty good chance you've met Agent Ralliana and her friends.


That was the case for Leto Atal, whose capacitor-tanked Proteus met its doom on a gate in Poinen. It could've jumped through the gate at any time, but it sat there and died instead.


Like a lot of carebears, Leto was more willing to offer a "wtf" than a "gf". He immediately attempted to put Ralliana on the defensive. (He probably should've done that before the battle was over.)


The former Proteus pilot leveled an extraordinary new accusation against our Agent. I think this is the first time anyone has accused an Agent of harassment for not enforcing the Code.


Next, Leto fumed that Ralliana had killed someone with a kill right. This crazy carebear actually thought Ralliana didn't have the right to kill while using a kill right!


Agent Ralliana was amazed. Leto even found a way to complain about not being killed.


Leto wasn't interested in continuing the conversation in local any further. He had a petition to write.


Even though she doubted its usefulness in this case, Ralliana sent the carebear a standard post-gank EVEmail. Leto's reply quickly confirmed our Agent's doubts.


Ralliana didn't want to nitpick the guy about every provision of the Code. She just wanted him to get a permit. Apparently that was too much to ask.


Leto was an odd duck. Many of our enemies have criticized our Agents, but few have done so from Leto's perspective. He didn't think Ralliana role-played convincingly enough to gank him. Our Agent explained that all highsec activities require a permit, and she left it at that.


Leto doubled down on the space lawyer/role-player hybrid approach. Though unorthodox, his position was clear: He didn't want anyone in the mighty CODE. alliance shooting his Proteus.


Incredibly, Leto's employment history goes back a decade, and he still hasn't learned that highsec is a place where PvP is allowed to occur at any time. This only proves that we still have a lot of work to do. Highsec needs us, desperately.

45 comments:

  1. Hmmm, so CHODE. slave Ralliana is really a male in RL. Probably like most of the slaves, pretending to be a female but they are really fat, slovenly guys still living in their Mom's basement. Just like Jamey their slave lord.

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    1. Why you so mad? And what difference does it make who kills you? You're still a subhuman shitter that can't pvp in a pvp game.

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    2. Triggered much

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  2. He claims he was not AFK, but just got ganked in a Proteus. Either he is lying or is a huge noob and should learn to to pvp.

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  3. Chode anon/John Pirtle:. Your "anon" fail trolling is getting weaker. Remember that time you forgot to log out of your Google account before shitposting and doxed yourself?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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    1. little johnnie piddles will never learn to pvp. He's not a player, so he can never player-vs-player.

      He's just a buttrekt minerbot with mental issues.

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    2. You enjoy wrecking butts.

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  4. leto atal does not belong in EVE. It matters not how much time you spend in a wormhole or lowsec, when you get ganked in highsec, then proceed to cry like a bitch about the laws you have broken, you become a carebear shitter. Worthy only of contempt and derision.

    You need to be broken down and deprogrammed, only then can a prpper reprogramming be achieved. Until then you are just another in a long line of failed space lawyers who cried like a bitch when put to the test. You can be fixed, but it will take effort.

    You should have stayed in your hole, miner. You don't have what it takes to be a member of our modern society.

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    1. Yet all you seem to want to do is whine anonymously every day on the forum. You actually provide more tears than the carebears you claim to despise.

      Message me in-game if you have a problem with this.

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    2. Everything I post is intended to provoke a response in people I would consider 'shitters'.

      Not you of course, just those other whiners that think they are special because they use an avatar to post.

      Who are you again anonalt00? I don't remember your RL credentials? That's how anon works friend. If you are anyone other than YOU, who are you?

      Oh yea, I remember. ;)

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    3. What exactly triggered you alt00anon? You seem pretty upset over something designed to make carebear shitters squeal.

      Why would that make you upset I wonder...

      Squeal lil piggy, your carebear is showing. And it looks all pink and sore. ;)


      Always?

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    4. The arguably bad thing about procodeanon is that he feeds anticodeanon and reduces the quality of the comments. Arguable because some would say the purpose of the comments section is to collect carebear tears. I assume procodeanon refuses to use an identity because it increases anticodeanon's frustration to have the anon tactic used against him, but also because the tactics procodeanon uses are too shameful to be attached to an in-game identity.

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    5. Because Jesus loves him.

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    6. What? Altanon 00 can't answer for herself? On her main?

      You are right about posting as an anon, it really triggers some shitters. I would guess it's the feeling of impotence they feel when they realize that an anon cannot be doxxed or have their cultivated identity used against them.

      Honestly altanon 00 probably realizes now how foolish her little outburst looks when you consider the hypocrisy of an alt complaining about some anon.

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  5. awwww, alt00 got her ehnea triggered.

    Looking for a confrontation, alt00? Have you ever even left highsec? You know what they say about cowards in EVE, right? Let's just say I do decide to chat your gank alt, what you gonna do? Whine-about-being-nice-to-shitters me to death?

    Shouldn't you make sure you are worthy of contacting? You seem kinda soft on the carebear question. But don't worry, we have a solution that will fix them.

    You may wanna stand clewr though, it won't be pretty, and softies may get their soft spots hurt.

    Does it make you mad that I post as an anon and you can do nothing about it? You do know that alt00 is also an anon? Along with every other avatar in the game. Until you play as your RL identity you are just another anon. It really should not be that hard to understand, but here you are bringing it up like it means anything.

    You wanna play as a known, link your RL info or stfu.

    You wanna kill miners? Or you gonna cuddle them into compliance? You big ol softie ;)

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  6. Are you willing to do whatever it takes in a war against carebears. First you must leave your RL sympathies in RL and get to fighting carebears, ingame and any other forms of EVE related media where they skulk.

    If you are not willing to do whatever it takes to win, then at least know your place and keep your carebear loving mouth shut. When it comes to the EVE foodchain, a soft ganker is just above the miners they lie with. If that triggers you, try to do something about it.

    Are you mad that others are more dedicated to eradicating carebears than you? Or do you realize deep down what you really are, carebear.

    You may not have what it takes to win, but you can always ride the coattails of others.


    Always!

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    1. Recruitment and retention are at all time lows.

      Ideas?

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    2. Ban highsec mining.

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    3. Please contact your representative developer to ask if this idea may be implemented within the game.

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    4. Ban highsec mining, but don't make altanon00 squeal too loudly.

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    5. I haven't heard her squeal.

      Hearing problems are serious and early treatment may save you from hearing loss.
      See a doctor today to find out if squealing ear syndrome is an issue you're dealing with.

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    6. It's called tinnitus, and it is distinctly different from the sound of an alt squealing about another form of anonymity.

      Hypocrisy follows shitters for life, from miningbot to ganker alt, they never really change.

      Is easy to trigger a closet carebear shitter, just post anticarebear shit as an anon and wait for the squeal.

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    7. Obvious joke is not obvious for tearful anon.

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    8. Obvious further play on obvious is not obvious to highsec shitters.

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  7. Oh wow, I didn't know alt 00 was one of those carebear loving types, but he got triggered hard over something. Message him in game even! Sounds like something pedojedas would wail. He couldn't stand it either when someone used an anonpersona against him. His rage was real.

    Why in game contact? You got something to say, say it. Chicken shitter. You don't need my ingame name to tell me what you are thinking. Just let it out here friend, let it all out. What could you possibly say to me ingame that you cannot say here?

    Lol were you silly enough to hope I would give you my ingame name so you could what, use it against me some how? That's lulzy. So you want my alt to contact your alt? I'm laughing WITH you friend, even when you aren't.

    What reason do you have for needing to know who I am in game? Do you even know yourself, or were you just fantasizing about trying to use it against me because I triggered your feelings of inadequacy?

    Can you even understand why it's a non-issue? Do you understand the hypocrisy of asking someone to contact your alt in game? If you post on your main, I will contact you ingame with mine. Otherwise what's the point? Alt-vs-alt is no different from alt-vs-anon.

    Or are you scared, miner?

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  8. My short remark made you scrawl a wall of tears for over an hour.

    This is too easy.

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    1. Truth.

      Very salty truth.

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    2. Triggered. But that was intended.

      Nice altpost too.

      Who are you again? You want contact on your gankalt or your main? Don't be a shitter, link your main so I can contact you in game.

      Unless you are scared and planning on hiding behind posts about perceived tears.

      Scared?

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    3. One has a name the other does not.
      *Takes a drink*
      Pass the popcorn.

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    4. Both are hidden behind a form of anonymity, but one is too stupid to realize they are exactly the same.

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  9. Meh seems made up

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    1. Everything in the comment section is a work of fiction. The articles from the Savior however, are the truth.

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  10. Oh wow, altanon 00 is a chicken shitter, too afraid to post her main character. Hiding behind an alt and squealing about other anons.

    I thought gnkers had no fear. Apparently altanon 00 has no conviction.

    Who are you again altanon?

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    1. He was Edmond Dantés... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.

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  11. gathered useful information on this point . Thank you posting relative information and its now becoming easier to complete this assignment

    abcya

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    1. Solicitors will be shot.

      Survivors will be shot again.

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  12. Hey altanon 00, did you actually think posting on an alt was somehow better than posting as an anon?

    You are still hiding. And now you are a hypocrite, even if you're ignorant of the fact.

    But now you know.

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    1. And knowing is half the battle.

      GI Joe.

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