Just as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, the New Order always gets its due.
You can almost set your watch by it. Every two weeks, another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
Like Negan, I am firmly in the anti-zombie camp. Among highsec miners, that's a controversial position to take.
It's early in the Grab Bag and we've got a lot more stuff to get to, so why don't you send me that EVEmail in fewer words, and I'll get back to you?
Sometimes miners can be a little cryptic. Agent Minx Mattel asked for clarification by EVEmail...
Clarification tends to make a miner more vulgar, though.
Our Agents are incredibly open and welcoming to non-English speakers who play EVE. Most people ignore, ostracize, or segregate them. The New Order appreciates them for their unique talents and idioms:
If the Code did not exist, you probably never would've heard the expression "go into the shadow of a puppy". Remind me again why carebears want to abolish the Code?
...Miners, as you can see, are not so inclusive.
It was Breadofdead Sinulf's first day, and our Agent ganked him. The rebels would undoubtedly point to this as evidence that the New Order kills newbies. However, it turns out that Breadofdead had actually been playing for nearly a month, not a day. Never trust a miner.
Another common complaint is that we "force" people to put things into their bio. In fact, it's the rebel miners who get the most touchy about the content of other people's bios. MI-ONE19 Blade was triggered when she saw a miner with a mining permit.
In a fight between a permit-holder and a rebel, my isk's on the permit-holder.
Our enemies really need to make up their minds: Are they innocent, defenseless newbies--or unstoppable killing machines?
Or, the third option: Bot-aspirant Goofuses.
What a shame. We really needed that guy in our community.
There's so much bad karma in the comments section of late.ReplyDelete
I've always considered a tearful Code Agent and an angry miner as two sides of the same coin. Both are worthless trash.
Sorry, who are you again? You asked for someone to contact you in game but you are still hiding behind your alt.Delete
Have you hugged a carebear today? It helps when your soft spots get triggered, so I hear.
The miner is very sore from being caught without a permit.Delete
Old "sperg and flee" spent all day spamming refresh just to have the first tears of the day.Delete
Hey! James can feature these comments in the Highsec Miner Grab Bag #159. XD
I am not bad. Stop this blasphemy.Delete
Did you see what that miner said about the name James? If you ever wondered why miners are at the bottom of the EVE hierarchy now you know.ReplyDelete
I never wondered, it's because they live in highsec.Delete
From top to bottom: Null>WH>Low>hi
There are no threats in highsec
TEROS Arkaral, no! No we do not understand! But we fear you may have had a stroke.ReplyDelete
What's lower than low class? Oh yea, shitters!
Hope your pink parts don't get triggered by my anonymity.
"What a shame. We really needed that guy in our community."ReplyDelete
His soft spots must be sore as hell! I've seen it before, and it's not pretty, all swollen and red. Too bad we didn't get a chance to gank him once more. If we had Walking In Stations someone could have been waiting for him in station and just as his new clone hatched BLAM!! Blaster in the pie hole!
Then he wouldn't even have to biomass...
Make it a new skill: Defective Clone Deactivation IV for a T2 Blaster. V for Dual Wield Specialization.
We can call it Turd Balasting for short.
Jesus loves you.ReplyDelete
Jesus who? For Bob's sake stop talking about anonymous plebs.Delete
I hear he loves children too.Delete
Bob loves you too.Delete
Does Bob love kids too? There seems to be a lot of that going around the carebear community.Delete
He loves your kidsDelete
I feels that it needs to be said in the comments how cool it is that more observant miners are counting down for the punishment of the most sever Code violators.ReplyDelete
You are not a Jew. You are an anon. Just like myself, chodeanon, and many others. The most famous of which is the grand altanon 00 herself. She's so anon, she can't even see it. Like a deep cover anon, waiting to be triggered by a handler. Or another anon, there may have been a problem with her programming.ReplyDelete
The butthurt is strong with anon520ReplyDelete
The ignorance is even stronger with shitteranon540.ReplyDelete
Why you so mad altanon?
It is now clear: chodeanon = little johnnie piddles. At least he learned how to anon properly, too bad he still piddles kids. Like his hero shardani.ReplyDelete
Carebears are such vile subhuman savages.
Ooooh, be careful there, you gonna trigger altanon00. You know how she gets when someone calls out her kind for being shitters.ReplyDelete
Do you remember when she was crying about anons contacting her alt in game? So lulzy.
You can take the miner out of N.O.L but you can't take the miner out of the miner. XD
C'mon Anon. No one will ever confuse us just because you and I (and the rest of the Anons) are all Anons. I don't even need a timestamp to let everyone know who I'm talking about.ReplyDelete
The miner is too deep in you. You have no chance of writing a line without giving your allegiance away.
But if you succeed by some miracle, the Code wins. So consider your next step carefully.
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