Sunday, May 27, 2018

Kills of the Week

Failing to obey the Code is a mistake. It's more than that, though--it's a mistake that can haunt you for the rest of your life. By contrast, enforcing the Code can earn you a lifetime of respect (self-respect and the respect of others). Sounds like the Code is pretty important, right? It is. To demonstrate, from the week of May 20th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 26th @ 23:59 EVEtime:



How blingy can one Hulk be? pacman8me thought he could ward off potential ganks by spending billions on modules for his Hulk. He thought wrong. Agents Mack Poddington, Hulk Poddington, Skiff Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton were drawn to the Hulk by sheer instinct, and by sheer instinct they killed it.



Revman Zim wanted to capacitor-tank his Paladin, but he didn't want to use more than one midslot on it. The solution was simple: Spend 2.2 billion isk on an officer cap recharger. Throwing that in with the rest of his bling, Revman managed to choke 7.7 billion isk on a Marauder. He was ambushed by Agents Nam Plau, Alarik Maleus, Votre Dieu, KaMiKaDzExD, Narl' Amhar, Astrid Tyrfing, and Bastian Mart, who had him in their sights with a set of Tornadoes. Unlike Revman, they were ready.



Alex VD must've heard there was some good news in Uedama. That much was true. But Alex died on the Uedama gate a very misinformed carebear if he thought the good news was the end of freighter ganks. No, Agents Jayson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Josh Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jason Kusion, and HSM Admiral Chief had something special to celebrate with the rest of highsec. In recent weeks, the Kusion family has grown. The new members all have "J" names, which is actually a marvelous coincidence.



RVJONES Orlenard piloted an Enforcer-class force recon ship. Whatever you want to say about the fit, there's no doubt that it was a combat vessel. And, indeed, RVJONES consciously chose to engage in combat with another combat vessel.


Said combat vessel was an Orca. In an honourable 1v1 duel between an Enforcer and an Orca, the Orca is favored--if piloted by an Agent of the New Order, like Krig Povelli.



We've seen a lot of expensive haulers die over the years, but Moshe Mehrwert's 12.8 billion isk Badger was particularly sinful. Don't forget that a Badger is one of the least tanky industrial ships out there. Moshe didn't even have the presence of mind to lose a Deep Space Transport or an Iteron Mark V.

Oh yeah, and this was in Uedama.

Agents Votre Dieu and Narl' Amhar blapped the Badger and tuned into the Anti-Ganking channel to see the reaction.


You know you're bad when Anti-Ganking is making fun of you. Though the fact that AG was aware of the gank raises the question: Where was Anti-Ganking? Maybe they just enjoy watching ships get ganked now.



SoulLancer chose to do his mining in the exotic Kador region. "The New Order won't notice me here," he probably thought to himself. A lie. We patrol 100% of highsec, and bot-aspirants die everywhere they go. Agent Lawrence Lawton popped the miner's pod, worth nearly 3 billion isk.


I'm not sure why SoulLancer thought he needed all of those speed-enhancing implants for his Mackinaw. Miner logic?

25 comments:

  1. Jesus loves you

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    1. He also cleans the pool on Thursday's. We make him do it on Thursday's because thats when the kids are not at home.

      Tell the messenger his pedo is dead.

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    2. Your pedo is dead.

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    3. James 315 loves you!

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  2. All of the pilots featured here today deserved to die. Anyone who allows themselves to be ganked in highsec is playing incorrectly.

    Sorry if that triggers your pink parts, but hiding from PVP in highsec is against the Code. It's bot-aspirant behavior and explicitly outlawed by the Code of Highsec. The lawfully elected Code of Highsec. (By proxy of course, you have only yourself to blame if you didn't vote.)

    Carebearism is anti-Code.
    Carebearism is anti-EVE.


    Permit or not, a carebear operating in highsec is in violation of the Code and should be ganked on sight.

    Those harboring or giving comfort to said shitters should be ganked also. Until they all leave highsec and learn to play EVE properly.

    Hint: Hiding behind CONCORD is NOT playing correctly. If that triggers you, biomass now and go play wow.

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  3. Sunday is only the sabbath if you are a superstitious jesusfreak.

    Triggered? Well you should forgive me then, as per your religiosity.

    Or you could lose your self-control and let your hypocrisy do the talking like a true altanon, crying over an anon being more anon than you.

    Always! :D

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  4. Highsec ag shitters seem to avoid the comments on Sunday posts.

    altanon 00, after days of spamming refresh and posting daily tears, is suspiciously absent on Sunday, the carebear sabbath.

    Coincidence I'm sure.
    And totally not ironic.

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    1. Are you takin those pills again zopiclone?

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  5. Wow I sure got some spectacular kills this week! Praise James!

    And ProCodeAnon is still too shy to come forward in-game even though he said he would. How'd that guy sprout such a hate boner for Agent Alt 00 anyway? Probably used to fly an Orca in Nakugard XD

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    1. Firstly, all those anons were not the same anon, so which anon are you refering to?

      AND, I would be more than glad to contact altanon 00 on her main, with my main, anything other than that is one of us jockeying for a slight advantage over ANOTHER anon.

      Even better, my Facebook is readily given out to others who are not too scared to do the same thing. I don't have a problem seperating game rp from RL.

      Before Evewho closed the disqus feature someone was trolling Pajedas and his reply was "post on your main or stfu". The hypocrisy lying in the fact that Pajedas had just purchased that alt. Needless to say he was thoroughly belittled after that, eventually doomheiming yet another ragey alt.

      Why should I contact altanon 00 in game on her alt? She got triggered a few days ago because she thought someone was not representing "her side" properly, she lost her cool and laid down a loaded challenge.

      So I am reciprocating, if she has the balls to stand up and defend her beliefs then she should not be too scared to at least do it on her main. I am sure I can send enough proof to you in game that I AM the droidanon you are looking for.

      You see, I have no highsec shitter alts, for me to contact altanon 00 I would need to use one of a very few characters that are linked by years of corp history, and known friends in game.

      So when alt 00 grows a spine and stops sounding like a two-bit pajedas I will contact her main. Otherwise I treat her like pedojedus, or faildo. They both act like that anyway, hiding behind alts.

      Altanon 00 was butthurt because she thinks her form of anonymity is somehow less cowardly than any other anon.

      Always!

      There's no grey areas here, anonymity in any form is stil a sign of cowardice. If alt 00 wants to change, I would be willing to change also. I'll even keep his secret, but I won't give him an advantage when he sounds like pajedas.


      And as to your primary complaint, I have been deployed for a few weeks and have not had access to my EVE. But that is over this week and I will log in and send altanon a mail, but from an altanon of my own, so what's the purpose? Honestly why would you still be posting tears that your enemies over at the 'militia' can use to gloat over?

      Is altanon your alt? You seem concerned, but I have a hard time believing it's for me.


      If James wanted to stop me postinf as an anon, all he would need to do is uncheck the option.

      If it doesn't concern James, what makes you think you know better than He?

      I'm more than happy to post as James sees fit, the rest of anons can just stay mad that I am using the tools James gave me.

      Sound familiar?

      Lol, fucking carebears. XD

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    2. Oh what do you know, anonymity working as intended.

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    3. Boy the tearful miner tries hard.

      Cries just as long too.

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    4. Simple reply from a simple miner. If you have no reply but must post sperg anyway, why not avoid the issue altogether.

      Lol you so simple ;)

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    5. Lol most of these shitters won't understand, but that don't stop them from posting ignorance. It's their go-to default setting.

      But that's how carebears work I guess. Easy to trigger, hard to properly train.


      The Code always exposes highsec carebear hypocrisy!

      Always!

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    6. What's with this Anon? He has the voice of an agent, but the thoughts of a goofus miner. Is he some meta-miner or meta-agent? I'm receiving mixed signals.

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    7. Is because you are too ignorant to see the truth.

      Maybe you need a permit.

      At least you learned how to anon.

      Always!

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  6. alts crying over alts shitposting as anons in MB comments.

    Looks like anon is the way to play properly here. Those shitters trying to maintain false personas seem to be mad, a lot. Reminds me of the shitters in highsec crying over gankers "abusing" valid game mechanics because they are too ignorant to play the game correctly.

    It won't be long before some shitter with a named tag shows up and tries to explain why she thinks it's "dishonorable" to use a "throwaway" anon tag in comments pvp. Can't take the heat, and all..

    Seriously, that's fuked up. Laughable yes, but still pretty ignorant.


    I too would like to know who altanon00 really is. So far the only truly transparent gankers I know of are James (we all know his alts) and Wolf/loyal. Everyone else is hiding their main identities behind alts. What are they hiding from I wonder?

    The Code always wins!

    Always!

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    1. Well said agent Anon!

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  7. Poor altanon00, can't explain for herself why she acts like puhjedus.

    Big bad ganker scared of a little truth? Impossible!


    Outrageous even!

    Always!

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  8. As far back as i remember, this blog has never censored anybody for saying anything.

    It is the cornerstone principle of free speech that has always reinforced the ideal that is CODE.
    And why i have been a part of it for so long.
    Why would anybody post anon here?

    You just can't have respect for shadow boxers.



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    1. Lol

      I mean, do you even see your own hypocrisy?

      Altanon 00 needs to grow a pair and admit why she's hiding.

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    2. Pssst, hey, karmaanon. Did you forget the literal hours worth of vile sperg that James deleted a few months ago, the last time little johnniepedophile lost his shit in the comments?

      I agree completely with James there, it was the vilest of vile carebear fantasies that James had to remove.

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  9. Meh seems made up

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