Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Tapestry of Tears, Part 15

Previously, on MinerBumping... Lahnius showed his true face to Agent Alt 00. Though Lahnius had pretended to be a sycophant in desperate need of attention, he was actually on a secret mission to destroy the mighty CODE. alliance--while loathing the entire experience. However, Lahnius' chilling confession didn't discourage Failed Diplomacy from prosecuting its wardec against Lahnius. They remained convinced that Lahnius was pro-Code.

The months-long undercover operation finally paid off, though. The Battle of Hek was won!

...Or maybe the Battle of Hek never happened. Ya know, whatever.

For now, the primary threat to Lahnius' future was the wardec from Failed Diplomacy. He studied them closely. Was it possible that they were all alts of Alt 00?

Though Lahnius had moved on from his time in CODE., he couldn't forget all the enemies he'd made. Congrats to the Agents he named here.

Lahnius once again changed his theory about the origin of the Failed Diplomacy wardec. Clearly, Alt 00 had hired them as an expression of her hysterical rage.

Actually, Alt 00 and CODE. didn't orchestrate Failed Diplomacy's wardec; it was a happy coincidence. But for Lahnius, the wardec was proof of Alt 00's bitterness against him. In a way, he'd won already.

In the midst of his latest multi-hour rant about CODE., Lahnius encouraged Alt 00 not to hold a grudge.

Lahnius now attempted to convince Alt 00 that she'd been defeated. It appeared to be another example of arrogance on Lahnius' part, but in fact there was a hidden motive behind it.

Lahnius needed Alt 00 to believe she'd lost--it was the only way he could negotiate from a position of strength:

The Anti-Ganker hoped that he could get Alt 00 to cancel the wardec. In exchange, he would surrender his powerful influence over the Nakugard system. Our Agent decided to decline the offer. She couldn't cancel the wardec because she hadn't ordered it in the first place.

Diplomacy failed; the war with Failed Diplomacy would go forward. The prospect rattled Lahnius. He began making a bunch of vague references, all of them apparently intended to make him (and his lady?) look good.

Lahnius prepared to sign off. At last he would be reunited with his wife/lady and enjoy what was left of the evening.

...Or maybe his rants in Nakugard local would continue.

To be continued...


  1. Replies
    1. The dude that can post a good read and make it so funny that you (as a shitter) get triggered and try to post something 'clever'.

      Say it again johnniepiddles, oh yea, just like that, that's the good salt. XD

      You should have stuck with "mehseemsmadeup",

  2. Seriously, no one can be that fucking stupid.

    1. Never underestimate a miner!
      At least not in this regard.

  3. The real Karma balancer altSeptember 4, 2018 at 8:12 PM

    "Alt 00 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."

    Lol, didja missme?

    Try not to be so reactive in the future, mmmmmkay.

    Stop trying to be friends with highsec shitters.

    Stop inviting them to NoL.

    Sympathy for the Devil is a song, sympathy for a highsec coward is a mental deficiency.


    1. apachreeeeeeeeee!

      Say fag again big boi.

  4. I feel sorry for his wife/lady, whoever she is. Lahnius would rather rant and rave like a lunatic in an internet spaceship game for hours than spend quality time with her. She needs a more stable, attentive man in her life.

    1. Considering his "wife" is made of plastic and hot air, yeah.

    2. apachreeeeeee is a P.H.a.g.September 5, 2018 at 3:57 PM

      Oh, I you you were his g.i.r.l.

      I guess we all know why you are scared to you your ingame name and prefer to hide behind a 'registered' account. You are as anon as the rest of us, dumbass.

  5. This Lahnius guy is getting tedious. Everything is a conspiracy with him, and he seems incapable of speaking in a straightforward manner. First he defects to CODE. but has a meltdown and washes out. Then he attracts the ire of some carebears for having defected. Then he tries to convince them that he was actually a spy all along. (I don't think he managed to obtain our fleet schedules, supplier list or strategic cache locations though.) And now it's all this nonsense with the 'lol no u mad bro'. He's trying every desperation move in the carebear manual so I'm guessing he's pretty hard up. Perhaps if he tried playing EVE for a change....

    1. For a time some folks thought he (Lahnius) was just a Holysheet alt. But even Holyshit isn't THIS batshit crazy.

      The payoff is glorious, of course.

    2. You're obsessed with this guy

    3. re: 3:42 PM
      I could see how someone might think that.

      re: 4:02 PM
      Calm down.

      re: 4:24 PM
      An anon says what?


Note: If you are unable to post a comment, try enabling the "allow third-party cookies" option on your browser.