Sunday, June 16, 2019

Kills of the Week

You better believe it.

Let's look at how the law performed during the week of June 9th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 15th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

Well, now, there's a familiar face: Aeryn Hanaya chose to fly a 1.7 billion isk Hulk with zero tank. She even left her mids empty, apparently as some kind of statement. But Agents Zor Q and Hillbilly-2000 were eager to make a statement of their own.

I'm sure we'll hear more from our friend Aeryn a bit later. But let's not get distracted; we've got some freighters to talk about.

Etra Thiesant should've known that ORE cargo expanders on a freighter are pretty much a death sentence in highsec these days--especially when there are Kusions in local. Agents Johnathan Kusion, Jason Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Bob Painter, Tickle MaBalls, Yojiro, Open Your Heart, Inspector Implant, Jackson Kusion, big brutor one, filippok Oriki, big brutor two, Jeremiah Kusion, Jax Kusion, Joel Kusion, George Painter, Jared Kusion, Bob Electrician, Bob Mechanic, Djavue, Bob Welder, Joseph Kusion, and Jayden Kusion had nearly two dozen Taloses to spend, and they spent them well.

That cargo could've easily been split up. Carebears are too lazy to do multiple trips, even when those trips are done AFK!

Speaking of laziness, Violans had 29 billion isk at risk, but he couldn't be bothered to equip his jump freighter. Talos time! Agents Tickle MaBalls, LordPepstores, Potential Impact, Jayson Kusion, Yojiro, Jackson Kusion, Zalmoxeh, Annabella Doriann, Joel Kusion, Jason Kusion, Justin Kusion, K0mand0 Sperg, igorrrr Koraka, Jake Kusion, Ilvari, Jayden Kusion, Dry Tears, Silvitni, Firebush, Djavue, Z for Zena, Josh Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, big brutor two, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jack Kusion, Inspector Implant, Bob Mechanic, filippok Oriki, big brutor one, Bob Electrician, Jeremy Kusion, Bob Painter, George Painter, Prostitute Homeless, Jacky Anzomi, and Jared Kusion fielded one of the most impressive Talos fleets yet, with more than three dozen of the deadly battlecruisers involved. Yet they still made a profit on this gank. Carebears, do the math.

Incredibly, can i fkyou managed to lose a jump freighter worth even more than the last guy. He received the attention of yet another fleet full of Taloses. A lot of freighters and jump freighters died this week.

Agents Zalmoxeh, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Bob Mechanic, big brutor one, Joseph Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Bob Electrician, George Painter, Joel Kusion, Inspector Implant, Jackson Kusion, big brutor two, Yojiro, Bob Painter, Jason Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Mjolnir Rage Torpedo, Dubious Anime Name, Mercoxit Lady, Bob Welder, Coffee Kusoni, FidgetSpinning MyApendages, Zebidiah Uta, and Homoerotic Finger Painting were as efficient as ever. I won't comment on the jump freighter pilot's name except to say that carebears with bling and bot-aspirancy only ever fkthemselves.

Haulers come in all shapes and sizes. Krejler Handelsmand tried to be sneaky with his little frigate. But as Agent Krono Medugo demonstrated: Big or small, the Code comes to them all.

Sometimes a carebear's cargo is ironic.

The Pod of the Week is an interesting one. Du Saraki lost 5.8 billion isk worth of implants to Agents Intigo and Tiamat Key. Du's pod was destroyed after her Hulk was ganked. The twist? This gank occurred in nullsec!

At least highsec was spared this nonsense.


  1. Oh my, it's the miner from Carebear Don't Care! Loved that one!

    I must admit - getting straight into kills of the week in the same system where she lost three exhumers in three hours means she found a way to be even more efficient in not caring.

    James, you tease us by not telling if she did care at the end this time!

  2. If you lose 4 untanked Hulks and then while fitting number 5, you think to yourself: This ship does not need anything in those 3 empty mid slots! No! What this ship needs are blingy mining upgrades!

    Then you really don't care. Have to give miss Hanaya that.

  3. Domain miners are literally the slowest in new eden.

    I loved whacking them in the ghetto.

  4. on the other hand, if you truly didn't care, you probably wouldn't be mining at all

  5. Undock, gank, drop criminal timer, rinse and repeat...eww, boring. Worse than AFK mining. No wonder CODE. activity in high-security space is in constant decline.


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