Sunday, August 18, 2019

Kills of the Week

Waves of refugees from nullsec think highsec is their salvation. But they have learned that there is nowhere in highsec for the bot-aspirant to hide. They seek rescue? They must find it in the Code. From the week of August 11th @ 00:00 EVEtime through August 17th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

They're still at it in Uedama. Maybe Quantum Tiger heard about all the freighters dying in Jita and Niarja--and maybe he didn't. Regardless, he chose the Uedama system for the place of his death. The sentence was carried out by Agents Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jack Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Joshua Kusion, and iPreferPads.

Thanks to the good, honest work of our Agents, unlicensed haulers are dying everywhere. The criminal carebears have been forced to use all manner of ships to move their contraband. Or, I should say, to attempt to move it. Madkan Senhauser was caught hauling hundreds of millions of isk worth of skillbooks in his Tactical Destroyer. Agent Piz Caldera used an ordinary destroyer to dispose of him.

I wasn't joking about the bizarre hauling ships. luochen Jcak desecrated a Dominix hull by turning it into a cargo-expanded mess. Agents Rungerd, Astrid Tyrfing, Narl' Amhar, and Votre Dieu did the responsible, mature thing by putting the battleship down. What a sight.

Durumpet assumed that his 7.3 billion isk Orca was completely invulnerable in highsec. "Who ganks Orcas?" he must've asked himself. His question was soon answered by a huge Catalyst fleet from Assistance Group alliance. Agents AGBee 513, Krominal, AGBee 001, Kibbera, AGBee 400, AGBee 911, AGBee 224, Krenima, Kalypso Kerreria, AGBee 222, Shouka, AGBee 221, Kronimal, AGBee 223, Krossinaken, Katrl, Chad Thundercaulk, AGBee 225, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Kroppina, Neelee, Ganky, Estrea, Ritina, Momiroi, AGBee 230, AGBee 229, AGBee 226, Karlaina, AGBee 228, Ukit, AGBee 227, Siepy, and Geronimo Wilson swooped into battle and forced Durumpet to rethink his wicked ways.

No, a Deep Space Transport won't work, either. Genevieve Darkfury learned that the hard way when her oddly fit Impel--packed to the rafters with contraband--was blapped by Agents Ariku Orenuk, Vlada Inkunen, Ukira Kunero, and Rante Charante.

Sigh. Even the humble Rupture can be drafted into the service of bot-aspirancy, if its pilot is demented enough. darkadarka chose to engage in unlicensed hauling in Uedama late last week. She was confronted (and killed) by Agents Jeremy Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Josh Kusion, and Jacob Kusion. When it comes to the Kusion family, that's a skeleton crew!

Smuggling Skill Extractors in a Rupture? What will these rebels think of next? Here's a suggestion: Try obeying the Code.

1 comment:

  1. What was that Hecate doing at the sun if it was transporting skill books? Plus the usual drunk/stupid/lazy fits of transport ships. Many appreciate CODE culling the herd, but their numbers keep vrowing.


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