Friday, August 23, 2019

William's Rage, Part 1

The EVE galaxy can be a cruel wasteland. But it doesn't have to be.

Too often, systems in empire space find themselves infested by miners and mining drones. Who will save highsec?

Baron VonCratton had a frightful bio. Was he the one?

No, Baron was just a guy with a 700 million isk Mackinaw. A bio can be misleading. So how do the good people of highsec know where to look for a true champion?

Ah, here we are. It's the people who enforce the Code.

Nakugard's silence was broken when the Agents of the New Order breathed their life into the system.

True to form, William Rageclaw raged. He couldn't shake the petrifying feeling that he might be the next miner to wind up as someone else's killmail. He disguised his selfish fears by voicing his concern for "new players".

Agent Alt 00 trumpeted her great victory over Baron's blingy Mackinaw by quoting her favorite author. This, in turn, caused William to confirm his own status--he was a Goblok.

The Nakugard population was split: Some favored the Code; others aspired to be bots. Our Agent ruled over them all.

William wasn't the only bot-aspirant in the system that day, but he was the most vocal. Did he have ambitions to raise a full-scale rebellion?

Agent Alt 00 has seen many would-be rebel leaders in her day. It never ends well for them. A much better option for William was to sit down, shut his mouth, and buy a mining permit. Alt 00 politely presented this attractive alternative.

William outed himself as an anti-Code miner. Yes, even in 2019 they still exist.

Like the other unlicensed miners, William felt very insecure about his place in EVE. He pretended to be enjoying the game, but he convinced no one--least of all himself.

Alt 00 wanted to help, but William only wanted to rage. And there was every chance that if he continued in this manner, William Rageclaw's rage might bring the judgment of the Code upon him some tragic way.

To be continued...


  1. It's not wise to flaunt one's Orca to Agent Alt 00. Beware the Honeybrights.

  2. We only hurt miners, not minors. You have to go to ag for that. XD

  3. Confirming. Anon 9:34: You may think you are causing some sort of negative effect against the New Order by thinking about touching children and then posting it anonymously on our blog, but it was an anti-ganking moderator who killed his infant child IRL and then himself.

    You think about touching children and then post it in the name of our Saviour, possibly thinking that it will help your cause. But you only succeed in bringing back to light events that actually happened.

    Never forget Kalynn Shardani.

  4. please let's twist more of the story XD I cant wait to see what you post up next oh wait that will require a legal form called a release of information form. oh and apparently you don't know what "deformation of Character mean's so I'll look it up for you.

    Defamation is a false statement someone makes about you, which they publish as a statement of fact, and which harms your personal and/or professional reputation so you now have 2 options. 1 Remove this slander and false information or 2. get ready to face a law suit. your choice.

    1. Careful, James! We have a space lawyer in the comments section!

    2. no not a space lawyer just someone who happens to have knowledge of how things are legally and properly done. and taking it beyond the Game and into real life committing "Cyber bullying/ harassment as well as if this affect's my streaming will make this a legal matter. you must clearly be a millennial and don't seem to be well informed. the Request stands. Remove it or be faced with Actual Legal actions.

    3. James, I think he is serious. We need to hire our own space-lawyer to protect us from this internet spaceship video game character.

  5. I guess it's a good thing I know how to navigate website BTW nice try tryingto hide the "More" link from your page thinking it would stop people from being able to report for violation of blogger content policy I.E Harrassment.

  6. ok new issue.. PLEASE include a # followed by a numerical Denomination to charily what Anon you are make it easier for everyone! K thanks! o7

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  8. Professor Lawrence LawtonAugust 27, 2019 at 11:26 PM
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    WHY?? no Farnsworth!!

  9. ok ROLL CALL!!!

    Who has made it a point to turn on notifications for when new comments are added? and including replies??

    Rageclaw? <<<<<< o/
    Karma balancer?
    Nittime Video?
    Aiko Dajuna?

    did I forget someone??

    Sit yo ass down A A RON before I send yo ass to the office!

    tif an nay you present?


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