Previously, on MinerBumping... Highsec miner William Rageclaw flew into a rage when Agent Alt 00 ganked someone else's blingy Mackinaw in the Nakugard system. Our Agent urged William to calm down--but the rebellious carebear insisted he was fine.
Agent Alt 00 has found that artwork--good artwork--can sometimes have a calming effect on miners. But if anything, seeing a portrait of the Saviour of Highsec only made William even more unsettled.
As it happened, the troubled miner was actually the CEO of his own corporation. What sort of corporation, you ask?
...Exactly as you'd expect. William's corp was of the "maybe we'll leave highsec someday" variety. As if teaching people to mine AFK somehow prepares them for life in null--and only if you do it long enough. Needless to say, carebears in such corps stay in highsec until they quit the corp or, more likely, quit EVE.
Happily, Leia Jadesol entered Nakugard and paid proper respect to our Agent. Maybe Leia would be a good influence.
Unfortunately, there were also some crabby miners in the system who supported William's cause.
Hoping to rescue William from his self-destructive tendencies, Alt 00 warned him of what was to come. But the miner was confident in his Orca's EHP.
At an absolute minimum, Alt 00 was superior to William when it came to spelling.
For just 10 million isk, the miner could begin the process of not making a fool of himself. The price was too high for someone as greedy as William, though.
Our Agent once again called upon the power of her paintbrush.
William went silent for a moment, perhaps taking time to admire the artwork created by his nemesis.
The miner did review the art, but his twisted soul could not comprehend it.
Though they call themselves "industrialists", carebears are incapable of creating anything of their own. They are creatures of rot and decay.
William revealed himself to be a barbarian. He valued neither culture nor civilization. Luckily, Alt 00 stood ready to defend both.
To be continued...
The correct way to deal with miners.ReplyDelete
killing minors ( and myself ) with a shotgun was my real life concord baptism.ReplyDelete
I did it because i failed to stop the ganks in a video game.
Killing minors in game is pretty fun no? http://www.minerbumping.com/2016/09/the-baby.htmlDelete
do everyone a favor and start carrying around a tree to replace the oxygen your misusing.Delete
Suggestion to the readers. Post the 10 top reasons why CODE is a cult. I'll start off with reason 1.ReplyDelete
1. Think they are right and everyone else is wrong.
2. our great saviour James 315 (has to be 1.st of course)Delete
It's not that everyone else is wrong. Just everyone who is right is us by definition. Check Overmind above. He was wrong. But once he stopped being wrong, he was already an agent.Delete
Looking at him reminds me of the immense power of The Code! Always!
"If you think you are right and everyone else is wrong, then you are a cult" --anonymous pleb miner 8:01Delete
Praise James 315 \o/! ﷺ
Because they remind everyone of Dodo's?Delete
Don't be silly. For CODE to be a cult, we would have to blindly follow the teachings of a cult leader. That's absurd!Delete
Praise James 315, the Saviour of Hisec \o/!
please let's twist more of the story XD I cant wait to see what you post up next oh wait that will require a legal form called a release of information form. oh and apparently you don't know what "deformation of Character mean's so I'll look it up for you.ReplyDelete
Defamation is a false statement someone makes about you, which they publish as a statement of fact, and which harms your personal and/or professional reputation so you now have 2 options. 1 Remove this slander and false information or 2. get ready to face a law suit. your choice.
Man! That is crazy! I just read this whole thing. I can't believe they used this blog about an internet spaceship game to defame your internet spaceship character! This needs to go all the way to the Supreme Court! The UN needs to hear about this!Delete
Oh no, someone call the FBI and CIADelete
actually no I stream and this could affect my streaming and frankly this is literally harassment. so whats your problem?Delete
"Deformation[sic] of Character is when you publicly exhibit the foibles and failings of my spaceship game Character. Get ready to face a law suit." —William Rageclaw, August 2019Delete
These are the threats of a triggered miner. Good thing CCP Games shields us from such bullying.
"Your Account, and all attributes of your Account, including all corporations, actions, groups, titles and characters, and all objects, currency and items acquired... are the sole and exclusive property of CCP." —EVE EULA
All assets within EVE O belongs to CCP,your character aswell.., nice try shitter.Delete
What if the miner gets word about the Space Court and files a complaint to the only jurisdictional body that can efficiently rule in such delicate matters?
I'd thread very carefully during the following comments, as anything we write may influence any theoretical proceedings of the future.
Well see I didn't care much about what was going on in game see that's a game however when It was brought here" I.E not in game " and Yes in fact real life. Real World Law's apply... wait which Anon are you? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8?Delete
But like I said I was not asked if I could be used for content and I what is posted here is false. therefore it violate the Blogger content policy you know people should really read the EULA's and T.O.S's more often you'll be amazed at what's in them.ReplyDelete
Nobody,gives a crap.We are just waiting for another part of this story to watch your meltdown.Thanks for comments tho,they add flavour to the whole story.Btw..that screenshots of you - losing shit in local doesn't look fabricated/false to me.Delete
If that's true, why did none of the thousands of your triggered carebear predecessors have any success with it?Delete
The cat's out of the bag, William. The internet now knows you for a Goofus. Your best course of action is what Barbara Streisand eventually did: laugh it off and buy a mining permit.
speaking of cat' hell want to adopt one? I have a bunch looking for forever homes.. just treat them like another member of the family or fear the cat god from pushing everything off of your stuff. and Barbra strisand wasn't that the chick with the big nose who sang poppa can you hear me?Delete
Damn should i be charging admission fees?Delete
if and when it does affect me personally Yes this is taking things beyond the game and bringing it to real life. keep giving me more screen shot's to add to my files..ReplyDelete
Guys, we need to be really careful here. This internet spaceship character is not fooling around. He has files! FILES!Delete
Not files!!! Oh noes!Delete
He has our files? Let's hope he doesn't get our calendars as well!Delete
all so Anon#?? linked Sun-Tzu wait did you actually read the art of war? good book... and by my recollections didn't we reach an accord already? but wait never mind these comments are monumental in amount so it has taken me a while to get around to trying to respond to ALL of them. Hell even my own..Delete
as you hide behind a name like Nitetime Video oh and your trolling is sub par To be honest.ReplyDelete
Hide behind a name? That is my in-game name. Because EVE is a game. I suppose your IRL name is William Rageclaw?Delete
lol, Nitetime Video is one of the most famous agents in the history of the Code, a true hero of High Sec.Delete
He stands in the light of James 315 and whose shadow you are not worthy to even step foot in, william Rageclaw.
The measure of the man should be how they treat their inferiors?Delete
Then you should consider Nitetime Video's killboard:
He is your better, Rageclaw. His actions speak for themselves.
but I listed my real name.. come on everyone else can do the same i'll even get those nice name badges and a bunch of stickers I'll start.Delete
Hi my name is William and I'm someone who is Really bored never leaves my house because well the abundance OF STUPIDITY IS RUNNING RAMPAD in public and I tend to have weird and twisted way of dealing with people. and well hell even my own VA Physiatrist told me to try and not be so damn blunt and unfiltered when pointing out the shortcomings of public. as well as she saw no point in me going to anger management as I do not have a anger issue. I have a issue and low tolerance for people... I think it's called Mysathopy or some shit. and for anon#?? just above me. you exspect me to take a video game kill board as a rule of thumb on the measurement of a man? ROFLMFAO... ahhh ok moving on!! and your names are??
Good lord is this guy triggered hahahahaReplyDelete
I'd make the most of it since this is probs the only time you'll be in the spotlight omegalul
ummm do you watch too much CCN or MSNBC or something? Triggered clearly dom has a different view of what being Triggered means. I mean hell I've been sitting here for the last I don't know day or so actively "trolling" and "shitposting" while I drink coffee and jam out to from what other claimed "shitty 35 year old pop music" (it's actually labeled as Classic rock...) but I mean what do I exspect from a generation where people like that chick Justin beeber and one direction and Beyoncee and Drake are the staples of modern music.. XDDelete
"AnonymousAugust 25, 2019 at 2:58 PMReplyDelete
The measure of the man should be how they treat their inferiors?
Then you should consider Nitetime Video's killboard:
He is your better, Rageclaw. His actions speak for themselves."
Amazing!! he can play video games WOW!!! in a real life situation I would bet differently.
"Nitetime VideoAugust 25, 2019 at 2:27 PMReplyDelete
Hide behind a name? That is my in-game name. Because EVE is a game. I suppose your IRL name is William Rageclaw?"
my name is William R Greer Sr. U.S Army Retired
would you like my address as well?
if you think at any point I'm intimidated by a bunch of "keyboard badasses"
your seriously delusional.
ohhhhh we have a speller here^^^^ a real Percy Schramm here!Delete
isk lost: 11.60b (he's ahead of me in that department)
75% Dangerous (well now he can pilot...on a video game)
25% Snuggly(numbers really high if they are "Dangerous" I'd suggest dropping this one to somewhere like 2% to 3%)
88% gangs (this seems to be really high numbers)
12% Solo (number's kind of low)
ok new issue.. PLEASE include a # followed by a numerical Denomination to charily what Anon you are make it easier for everyone! K thanks! o7ReplyDelete
ok ROLL CALL!!!ReplyDelete
Who has made it a point to turn on notifications for when new comments are added? and including replies??
Rageclaw? <<<<<< o/
did I forget someone??