Sunday, September 22, 2019

Kills of the Week

In EVE, you consent to PvP every time you undock. In highsec, you consent to the Code. EVE is a PvP game; highsec is Code security space. Easy to understand, right? Yet the bot-aspirants like those seen in today's post are struggling with it. Our Agents will rescue them, one and all. From the week of September 15th @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 21st @ 23:59 EVEtime...

We start with the big one--the purple one. Avior put all of his faith in bling. He blinged out his battleship to the tune of 55 billion isk! No one knows just what Avior was trying to prove, but whatever it was, Agents Narl' Amhar, Votre Dieu, Rungerd, and Astrid Tyrfing disproved it.

A ridiculous, ridiculous killmail.

Knowing Uedama's reputation, Hillary Ashton crowded as many hitpoints as she could onto her Bowhead hull. A reasonable precaution. Yet she chose to go AFK in New Order territory. She even failed to purchase a mining permit! Agents Jason Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jack Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joshua Kusion, and Darvulia Tepes weren't intimidated by Hillary's tank; more hitpoints simply means more Kusions.

Meanwhile, near the other big highsec chokepoint, Helen Kadeyooh lost her own 4.8 billion isk hauler to Agents Astrid Tyrfing, Narl' Amhar, Votre Dieu, and Rungerd. The integrity of highsec is being enforced in every system.

Purple isn't the only color that makes our Agents see red; Deathpalerider crammed a bunch of green onto her capacitor-tanked Marauder. Agents Votre Dieu, Rungerd, Narl' Amhar, and Astrid Tyrfing were more than happy to destroy it all. Carebears, capacitor tanks are not as reliable as you seem to think they are.

The blingy Skiff made a return to highsec, thanks to Killroy Was-Here. He couldn't resist his ORE Ice Harvesters. From the moment he purchased them, though, he was doomed. Agents Knackered Old Goat, Joel Kusion, Khagan Shardani, Jason Kusion, Temujin Khoga, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Magalaus Shardani, Jackson Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, and Joshua Kusion took a break from gate-camping just to kill him.

Loner Grimm took a wrong turn somewhere in lowsec and managed to run into Agent Cautiously Optimistic, who was honing her smartbombing skills. Loner presented himself as an ideal test subject.

Loner was using a Slave--er, "Amulet" set. Whatever you want to call them, they're gone now.


  1. carebears will never learn. It's the purple-gear-best-gear mentality of a dungeon crawler on display.

    Ship fits don't have Ilvl's, you uselss highsec slugs. Go back to wow.

  2. 1. Don't learn how the game works.
    2. Pay $100 for a extravagantly blinged PvE ship.
    3. Pay another $400 to make it cap stable.
    4. Lose everything.
    5. Your killer scoops $300 worth of loot from the wreck.

  3. Are the Kusions even in CODE? If not you shouldn't be claiming their kills as having anything to do with CODE. Just saying :-)

    1. You do not need to be in the mighty CODE. alliance to enforce the Code. Anyone can become an Agent of the New Order of Highsec, by supporting the cause of the New Order.

  4. Check Avior's KB... in 2018 he lost a 83 bil Marshal, also in Ashab.


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