Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Over One Trillion Eight Hundred Seventy-Five Billion in Shares Sold

The New Order continues to sail gracefully to victory--and the bot-aspirants to their destruction.

Koizumi Taira added yet more wind to our sails with her purchase of 3,250 shares. This took us (insert additional sailing metaphor as you please) to the 1,873, 1,874, and 1,875 billion isk marks. Koizumi's accomplishment is further multiplied by a Triple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


BONUS!


The rebellious miner cries, "Why didn't you warn me about the need to buy a permit?"


As we've seen time and time again, whenever miners do get a warning, they persist in their rebellion.


And it's not just the unruly miners who are condemned when they respond to our Agents this way; they condemn all of their fellow miners, too.


Unlicensed miners have collective guilt. The miners are so similar to one another (see Miner Bingo for proof) that when one miner mouths off in response to a warning, we can reasonably assume that the other miners would do likewise. It is unnecessary to test each individual miner. We're more efficient than that.


Thus, when a miner complains that he wasn't warned, the miner can rightfully be told that his partners in crime ruined it for him. And the miner can apply to his fellow rebels for reimbursement.

7 comments:

  1. Jamey's must be laughing all the way to the bank now, with all those ISK his CHODE. slaves gave him.

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    1. somebody is JEALOUS

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    2. Who are you kidding chodeanon, you are the only slave here.

      Excluding the hiatus, you have been crying here daily since the first barge exploded years ago.

      Hahahaha imagine being that mad.

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  2. The miner mind is unable to ingest the concept of being so beneficial in this game that people donate you so you could do even more! On the other hand, it's only natural for agents. Praise James!

    Thank you and all your veldspar-sniffing miner kind for the eternal demonstration of your inferiority.

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  3. Sounds good to me. It's not our job to pick the peanuts out of the lump of shit that is highsec mining. If there are any would-be Gallants out there they can float to the top on their own.

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  5. First off, i think this guy is a legend, but i want to warn my brothers and sisters of the new order that ganking a tourettes miner has it's consequences.

    https://youtu.be/xjaQUvLeGGY

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