Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Over One Trillion Eight Hundred Sixty-Eight Billion in Shares Sold

In the Code era, every day in highsec is a new adventure. And one of the most exciting adventures an EVE player can take: Buying shares in the New Order. For the sake of attracting new players to the game, CCP should highlight the shareholder experience on the EVE client splash screen. Or in new EVE advertisements and promotional material, if they make any.

Lyrialtus is one of our many satisfied investors. He decided to upgrade his holdings with a purchase of 1,000 additional shares, sending us to the 1,868 billion isk mark and earning him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. A fine way to start out the month.


As our readers know, Agent Alt 00 has been busy.

For this piece, you'll definitely want to view the full-size version.

Not to brag, but no fourth wall has been built that can block my penetrating gaze. At Alt 00's invitation, I have entitled this work "The Wreck Salvager". Of course, we know that it is the bot-aspirant miners themselves who are the true wrecks of highsec.

As always, you can view a gallery of our Agents' artwork on the Links page.


  1. Hmmmm. Well, that artwork then begs the question "how many miners can you fit into a Venture?", a philosophical question that only James could answer.

    1. why not ask Mr. owl? but I'm sure his answer will be the same every time.. 3... damn you Mr. owl for the lies and deceit!!

  2. Miners typically pack their entire extended family into the Venture's ore hold. I've seen more than fifty at once, with several living on the outside of the hull and taking turns breathing through a tube.

    1. The real tragedy, of course, occurs when the miner begins to fill his cargo hold, and has to choose between his family and the ore...

    2. Like those chinese on mopeds, the whole family of 5 is on the motorbike, only the father has a helmet.

      Like shardani, a minors life is cheap.


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