Sunday, September 8, 2019

Kills of the Week

All around us, voices proclaim, "EVE is dying!" If it were true, we know what we would do: enforce the Code. And if EVE had a thousand years left, we know what we would do: enforce the Code. So, regardless, it should be pretty obvious what's going to happen in highsec. And the carebears still whine about not being "warned". Ha!

From the week of September 1st @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 7th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

It's an unbelievable crime that in 2019, the carebears' Marauders are only getting blingier. Zx-Tx didn't need to suffer a freighter gank to lose 7.8 billion isk; he only needed to go AFK in his Kronos! Agents Ralliana, Miner Slayer, GimmeCash Maker, Underpaid Ship Mechanic, TroubleShooter Maker, and Luna Nightblood looked at this carebear's blingy modules and immediately foresaw a juicy killmail in their future.

Do Hum had 5 billion isk and was apparently in quite a hurry to lose it. Look at that fit: There's a little bit of everything--or, you might say, a little bit of nothing. What was she thinking? Agents Luna Nightblood, Ralliana, and GimmeCash Maker ganked the bot-aspirant hauler pilot to find out:

Sounds like quality content. You won't get a scare like that in WoW Classic.

If you're a bot-aspirant miner who uses an Orca in highsec, you've probably been hearing some interesting things about the Assistance Group alliance. Now freighters are beginning to hear the same wonderful things. Kono Tanuki was ambushed by a massive Catalyst fleet consisting primarily of Assistance Group pilots. Agents AGBee 911, Geronimo Wilson, Krominal, Alleil Pollard, Chad Thundercaulk, Neelee, AGBee 513, Aiko Danuja, AGBee 225, Shouka, AGBee 227, AGBee 400, Krenima, Krossinaken, Ritina, AGBee 226, Kalypso Kerreria, Katrl, AGBee 223, Ukit, Kroppina, Siepy, Whadda Badasaz, AGBee 224, AGBee 222, AGBee 221, Karlaina, AGBee 001, AGBee 228, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Krominal, AGBee 229, AGBee 230, Ganky, Kibbera, Momiroi, and Estrea showed off their fleet and gave the freighter a sample of their antimatter supply. Seems like a good time was had by all.

All the capacitor in the world couldn't save Anarra ShadowSong's 4 billion isk Nestor from everyone's favorite family of Code enforcers. Agents Jackson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Justin Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, and Jack Kusion demonstrated once again why the remote reppers are always the first to die.

Bowfeather Madullier of the Bergmann Empire alliance attempted to use a blingy Skiff in a lowsec asteroid belt. He was no doubt shocked to find himself under attack by Agent IllumuIll Estemaire, who flies under the banner of the mighty CODE. alliance. In fact, Bowfeather's alliance had been targeted for its bot-aspirant activities in highsec--and there was no place in the EVE galaxy where any of them could hide.

CODE. wins again! Always! Again!

Evjoriy Kondrashov lost a billion isk Orca, and then she lost three times that much. Agent AGBee 223 caught Evjoriy's pod, which made no attempt to escape after the Orca gank. An Orca with an AFK pilot? What a surprise!

That's one less ORE Mining Director Mindlink floating around out there. A good day for highsec, I'd say.


  1. My favourite is AGBee 315. Gif ten iski i giv missl.

  2. Of course. All of those somewhat blingy implants and only a "Basic" social implant. Typical miner. Also, didn't he know that mining implants are illegal?!


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