Friday, February 28, 2020

Gankers Are Classy

There are miners in highsec who, for no good reason, harbor terrible grudges against the mighty CODE. alliance.

Valen Artwik was one of those miners.

Carebears are known for being silent and AFK most of the time. But it's not uncommon for an angry carebear to swing to the other extreme--to make a spectacle of himself in local chat. This, too, is a violation of the Code.

Agent Aiko Danuja was alerted to an ongoing disturbance in a nearby highsec system. There she found Valens Artwik. The miner was totally out of control.

With barely a word passing between the two, Valens had already decided that he didn't like Agent Aiko. He prejudged her. The bigot!

Valen hated everyone who engaged in highsec PvP. In his mind, only the most evil men and women would dare to shoot a spaceship in a spaceship-shooting game. Especially if the spaceship belonged to him.

The miner made the mistake of engaging in a little debate with our Agent. He lost. Whatever it is that miners do while they're AFK, it obviously doesn't develop their minds.

Valen also had a vendetta against Goonswarm Federation. But after dealing with members of CODE., he was more appreciative of the classy Goons. Agents of the New Order often hear such sentiments. The Goons enjoy a much better reputation in the Code era, it seems.

Aiko tried to extract a kind word from Valen, but the miner was too tightfisted to let one go. Valen was not a fun person to be around.

With his anti-Code rant already well underway, Valen suddenly announced that he would not behave like a fool. Easier said than done.

As a last resort, Aiko name-dropped the Saviour of Highsec. This immediately caused the miner to rage-quit. The act confirmed what Aiko already suspected: The miner was a Goofus. Carebears of highsec, there is no peace to be found in the asteroid belts. Try the Code instead.


  1. "my goodness!" he throws out all those nasty words, and then reveals himself to be a grandmother

  2. Holy hell! Almost an entire Bingo card with one gank!

    That granny needs to find another game to play. EVE is for PVP, not mining afk like a retarded shitter.

    Highsec miners are such vile creatures.

  3. William GreerAugust 25, 2019 at 2:57 PM

    I guess it's a good thing I know how to navigate website BTW nice try tryingto hide the "More" link from your page thinking it would stop people from being able to report for violation of blogger content policy I.E Harrassment

  4. William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 5:46 PM

    I'm still here o7 don't worry I'm a man of my word in it for the LONGHAUL!!!!

  5. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

    hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking

  6. aiko is classy, and lookin good

    1. Hottest princess this side of the EVE gate.

    2. U either thinking about her, or you doing it wrong

    3. dayum, the girl fit

  7. i love how miners like to portray themselves as these big burly space commandos, shaved head, tats, flak vest, ganker goggles, ready to mine!

    1. They needed them in the ghetto. From me spitting void at anything that mined.


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