Monday, February 10, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 38

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali was ready to finally lead an Imperium fleet deep into enemy territory. Unfortunately, an important FC's cat ran away.

aiva prepared to organize another task force. This time, he would actually get to see and participate in a fleet battle. After all, it wasn't as though the Imperium FCs' cats would go missing every single time he wanted to play EVE.

Just as aiva was about to get his moment in the sun, an important message came through from the Imperium's famous Corps Diplomatique.

aiva was disappointed by the news that yet another invasion plan was being cancelled at the last minute. His colleagues absolutely shared in his frustration.

aiva's liaison with Corps Diplomatique assured him that big things were in the works. What the Imperium's leaders didn't understand, though, was that aiva had pulled off a brilliant infiltration of enemy space. It was a huge missed opportunity.

Nevertheless, aiva agreed that building up the Korean allies' industrial capacity was of paramount importance. It might even help aiva get his Nyx sooner.

From time to time, aiva dropped hints that he was involved in activities unrelated to his work with the "council". It wasn't as though he spent all day chatting on Discord.

If aiva couldn't invade Test Alliance Please Ignore territory, then at least he could take possession of his long-awaited flagship. It felt like the Imperium's shipbuilders were taking forever.

Of course, the more cash they had available, the sooner they could get the Nyx out of the oven.

...Then again, maybe they were working on a titan instead of a Nyx.

Work on the titan and/or Nyx was underway once again. Meanwhile, aiva had finally figured out how to solve EVE's eternal N+1 problem.

At times, it seemed as though the more money aiva spent on his titan/Nyx, the more his colleagues had to listen to his theorycrafting.

aiva may have been down another 2 billion isk, but he was full of ideas.

To be continued...


  1. pack the renters into renter ghettos!

    1. Trailer parks work well for corralling cowardly carebears.

    2. your mothers basement works well too anon o7

  2. pearl river is the new delve

    1. Now the entire town gets to be represented by william greer of the mobile manors.

      I wonder if they have a city/local/area forums somewhere on the nets. We could link them this site so they can enjoy MinerBumping as much as the rest of us...


  3. fruit

    I wonder if his parents were siblings, like william greer's?

  4. Be it some backwater system in Delve, or a crackerbox in pearl river, the Code always wins!


  5. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

    hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking.

    Who's he fooling, he'll never stop looking! We won't let him.

  6. One day this will be a Hulu Original series. You just wait and see.

  7. William Greer, played by Steve Buscemi

  8. I'm starting to wonder if Anon here will ever get new material cause he's running his current material into the ground


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