Who had a good time in highsec this past week? The people who obeyed the Code. And who had a bad week? Those who disobeyed. These are facts, and an obvious conclusion should be drawn from them. Yet the bot-aspirants attempt to violate the Code week after week. No wonder they're always so unhappy! Let's look at some examples from the week of January 26th @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 1st @ 23:59 EVEtime...
Late last week, Odyssey Speculation corp found itself at war with Illegales Entengelaende. The latter corporation supports the Code; the former is a nest of bot-aspirancy. Guess who won? Among other structures destroyed in this war was a 14 billion isk Fortizar. The unlicensed structure was removed by Agents Entelligente Ente, Entelligente, Azbel Gunner, Astrahus Gunner, Keepstar Gunner, Sotiyo Gunner, Fortizar Gunner, Tatara Gunner, and Raitaru Gunner.
"If CCP nerfs freighter ganking again, our AFK piñatas will be invincible forever!" So claimed the carebears who begged CCP for more safety in highsec. Yet MadisonIvy Appreciation Station was doomed from the moment her 13 billion isk jump freighter floated into Uedama. The Kusion family and the Opportunist league had a gank armada conveniently parked in the system. Agents Linus Pauling, Wener Karl Heisenberg, Edwin Powell Hubble, Wolfgang Ernest Pauli, Erwin Schreodinger, DaergaarTWO, Amandus Olson, Joseph John Thomsom, Jason Kusion, Tim Berners lee, James Prescott Joule, Jake Kusion, Louis de Broglie, Justin Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joel Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jack Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Darth VaIdemar, Josiah Kusion, and Caution AsianDrivers Ahead delivered an important message about the consequences of autopiloting.
Blingy Skiffs. Everyone should know that they're a bad idea. lolranger Inkunen blinged up his supposedly invulnerable mining ship until it offered a 767 million isk killmail to anyone willing to gank it. Agents Edmund Sublett, Hold On Tight, Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, Maximus Gooseman, Illegal Facilitator, Misha Mawashi, Eduard Limonov, and Belle de Jour were willing. And able.
Blingy Skiffs don't make sense as a concept, but blingy Hulks are boneheaded, too. Can we all agree that blingy mining ships simply don't belong in highsec? In fact, we can and have all agreed--hence all of the pro-Code proxy votes. But enough about democracy. gaka wing had a billion isk Hulk, and then Agents Ilithyia Borgia, Mal Warre, Sigrid Freud, and Fury al-Shabazz killed it. Good!
Let me tell you something about Canyon Vjourytant: She likes ships with torpedoes and drones. That's why she chose to spend 4.7 billion isk on a Rattlesnake. Here's another tidbit about Canyon Vjourytant: She's a bot-aspirant. She allowed her Rattlesnake to go AFK in Uedama, where she was punished by Agents Jeremy Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joel Kusion, Nick Moiseenko, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Big Ol Target, and Caution AsianDrivers Ahead.
Oh, and let me tell you just one more thing about Canyon Vjourytant. Actually, rather than tell you, I'll show you:
Once the Rattlesnake was dead, Agent Josiah Kusion smartbombed the pod. And what a pod it was.
Let's have a look inside.
Incredibly, this torpedo-and-drone-loving carebear spent nearly 7 billion isk on turret implants! What a Goblok she must be.