Sunday, February 9, 2020

Kills of the Week

The bot-aspirants are asleep--and it's killing them! As long as they fail to obey the Code, they will continue to lose their ships. How do we wake them up? By killing them, of course. Like these bot-aspirants from the week of February 2nd @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 8th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



It takes a lot of purple to get your marauder up to 10.1 billion isk. But Revman Zim blinged himself into poverty when Agents Wilhelm Scylding, Eva Longorria, Votre Dieu, Rungerd, Astrid Tyrfing, Narl' Amhar, and DwightEizen learned about the criminal's decadence. This is what happens when TEST goes to highsec, I suppose.



Hauki on Kala felt absolutely safe flying a jump freighter in Jita. So safe, in fact, that she decided not to pay her taxes. As it turned out, the celebrated Gate Tax Collection Agency performed a surprise audit of Jita this week. Hauki was caught napping and lost 18 billion isk in an instant. Agents Tax Collector Stroheim, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector BokChoy, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Aruka, Mining Lord 1999, and Dr Hattrick brought in a tremendously effective Talos fleet and punished Hauki for her arrogance and carelessness.



Incredible killmails lit up Jita this week, but did the jump freighter pilots take notice? No, not until they lost their own ships; they were too self-centered! Selenin was shocked to find that she'd been audited while AFK. She lost an 18.7 billion isk Ark. Agents Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector BokChoy, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Alison, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Richel, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Otto, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Shardani, Mining Lord 1999, and Dr Hattrick were more than happy to help clean up Jita.



As everyone knows, ORE Strip Miners are illegal. The New Order has driven many miners out of highsec, but a bot-aspirant cannot find safety anywhere. Maya Nocume sent her blingy Hulk deep into the heart of Goon space--only to find that the mighty CODE. alliance was on patrol in Delve, too. Agents Casper24 and MD5LKTR practiced their miner-killing skills and took another pair of ORE Strip Miners off the board.



You know you've done something wrong when you lose your 4.4 billion isk hauler to a single ganker. Cloee Kusoni was killed by Agent Ralliana's Maller. Cloee didn't bother to finish equipping her ship. I guess she thought she had too many hitpoints.



DedEyeKnight was another carebear who received an "incomplete" for his work. He went AFK in Uedama with a 6.5 billion isk Marshal. No fit? No permit? No ship. Agents Jeremiah Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Joel Kusion, and iPreferPads knew that there was no loot to scoop, but that didn't matter: There was plenty of satisfaction to be had in doing the right thing for highsec.

19 comments:

  1. Another week of WIN for the Code!

    When will carebears learn that there is nowhere to hide? Be it some backwater system in Delve, or a crackerbox in pearl river, the Code always wins!

    Always!

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    1. The pearl river pedo

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    2. How does that make you feel, pedo?

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    3. Ping! Ping! Ping!

      Low I.Q. pedogreer has his notifications enabled. This is so he doesn't forget that we own his crackeRrr ass.

      Get to work, rageboi, we expect your daily tears....daily!

      Always!

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    4. clearly someone has a Superiority complex along side that narcissism *cough cough* anon

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  3. Be it some backwater system in Delve, or a crackerbox in pearl river, the Code always wins!

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  4. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

    hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking

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  5. As the months and years went by, William Greer of Pearl River, Louisiana, began to regret being such a loudmouth and wished that he had simply obeyed the law.

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    1. You are giving him human qualities. That's why he's such a confused shitter now, he thinks he's people.

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    2. Yet here you are talking about me who owns who chode

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  6. Why do people fly Marshalls in high sec?

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    1. It's the most expensive space penis. Every carebare wants to feel elite and the credit card is the easiest way. So we castrate them one by one.

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  7. Great job, I was doing a google search and your site came up for homes for sale in Altamonte Springs, FL but anyway, I have enjoyed reading it, keep it up!

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    1. You should make like shardani, irl.

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    2. hey anon get ne material. your stuck on repeat.

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  8. Fuck rusky ice bears.

    Gank them all. I hate miners with a red hot passion.

    Trash the lot of them.

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  9. The kills are amazing and awesome. They are really strong. Did they use cheats on this or nah?

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