Wednesday, February 12, 2020

The Genesis of Compliance, Part 10

Previously, on MinerBumping... Highsec "industrialist" Aldus Laurent confessed that he had been justly ganked. But when Aldus refused to buy a mining permit, Agent Alt 00 challenged him to be generous in the spirit of the season. Aldus agreed, transferring two batches of isk to Agent Aiko Danuja.


Aldus gave money to an Agent of the New Order. So far, so good. Yet even this act was not without controversy.


Aiko had specifically requested a tip of 100 million isk. The Agents present all agreed that Aldus had failed to follow instructions. But Aldus--by way of crooked accounting--tried to argue that he had complied.


This is, of course, not the first time such a thing has occurred. The subject came up back in 2018 when a miner accidentally overpaid an Agent. And even that case cited precedent going back many years earlier.


Aiko knew her Code, and she knew that the miner had not delivered. Our Agents are savvy.


The answer seemed obvious: Aldus should transfer 100 million isk to Aiko. He hesitated.


The next time a cop pulls you over for speeding, try telling him that it was merely an "administrative error".


The miner was too greedy to part with any more of his isk. That was the bad news. The good news was that he fully accepted whatever consequences would come his way.


A lot of miners--too many--whine about not getting a warning before being ganked. Aldus, by contrast, went on the record: He was ready to accept punishment for his crimes.


Agent Alt 00 smiled as she reflected upon her many adventures. She'd traveled highsec and done a heck of a lot of good for a lot of people. Now it was time for a victory lap.


Alt 00 returned to the Hek system as a conquering heroine. She was triumphant.


...And every good triumph deserves some fireworks.


Our Agent arranged a brilliant fireworks display near a station in Hek. However, she also wanted to spread some joy in her beloved Nakugard. So some of her friends brought fireworks to the ice anomaly.


Orca miners in Nakugard noted the fireworks with suspicion. Those who were at their keyboards made excuses and departed the scene.


Hek and Nakugard bathed in the brilliant light of fireworks purchased with isk taken from bot-aspirants. 'Twas a fitting tribute.


And, as ever, the festive explosions heralded more ganks to come. The year 2020 belongs to the Age of the Code.

32 comments:

  1. know how to not get pulled over by a cop? don't speed lol

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    1. Ping ping ping

      Hey boy, get your simple ass back to work. You are a day late, and quite a few dollaz short, dumbass. You can stop posting when we say you can stop.

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  2. oh shit you mean I actually was able to comment before Anon NCISCSISVU?

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  3. Savvy!

    Lol oh look, that retarded racist redneck willieThePedo from a trailer park in pearl river got pinged again.

    He's weak and easily manipulated. Probably because his parents were siblings.


    We're not finished with you boy

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    1. awww you called me boy you assuming my gender or trying to be boss hogg?

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  4. William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 5:09 PM

    I mean hell you guys Gank mining barges on a video game where is I've Ganked Tanks in real life with a Marvelous thing called a M47 Dragon AGTM (my MOS or Military Occupational Specialty in the army was 11B1OC2 for those of you civilians here that's Dragon gunnery I.E Heavy Infantry, Anti Tank Infantryman)



    Lol he never blew up a tank, (but I hear he likes to blow minors) and it was proven that he's a stolen valor tying POS that should make like shardani IRL. Don't forget that the best way to help him learn is to constantly throw his own shit back in his face until he does the right thing

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    1. quick question? whats a tying? and still waiting on all this proof you have of me being a convicted pedo and stolen valor come on anon post your legitimate fact's unless your just blowing smoke out of that ass of yours.

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  5. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

    hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking.



    Lol he said 'cyber threats'!

    What a tactical retard

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    1. I mean let's have some fact's here. Firstly so far you've proven that your a fallower of other people's ideology and way. secondly you've been using the same stuff over and over without thought just stuck on repetition which shows not only me but everyone else your lack of originality and lack of thought and imagination. face it some people are born to follow

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    2. william greer, u started it, he is just giving you a taste of your own medicine, and frankly he's better and more effective at it

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    3. That idiot Greer is crying about originality? The no shit king of copypasta is crying about someone satirically copying and pasting greer's own tears against him?

      No fucking sympathy, greer should self-gank

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    4. wiilie is a hypocrite, and a pedoFebruary 13, 2020 at 5:36 PM

      Hey greer, how much 'originality, thought, or imagination' did it take for you to spam all your tears over the last few months?

      You only look more ignorant when you try to think. Silly cracker, you don't have the mental capacity to even see how outclassed you really are, by literally every anon that posts.

      Hypocrite

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  6. aww look at you all ragey and shit

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  7. That greer retard desperately wants us to believe he's not mad, or a shitter.

    Double fail, he should do the honorable thing, and quit.

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  8. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

    hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking.



    Lol he said 'cyber threats'!

    What a tactical retard

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  9. Now williamgreerthepedophile is fixating on anon asses. He's a sicko shitter that should quit

    Like shardani

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  10. Instead of being ashamed of living like a pig in a shithole trailer park, the retard constantly tries to draw attention to himself.

    His kind should hide themselves in much deserved shame. He should be trying to better himself, but he just spends his time wallowing in his third world circumstances.

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  11. Minergreer's best chance of having a positive impact on the human race would be to have himself, and any of his inbred spawn, spayed and/or neutered asap. Or he could quit, like that other tactical retard.

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  12. I followed the link, well worth the read! The assessments of minergreer from that site are spot on. Good find! Looking forward to more of this type.

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  13. Hello, I google William Greer for my research project on JFK driver William Greer shot the Kennedys. How you help me now? I like interview William Greer for newspaper. God Blessing!

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  14. I'm starting to think William Greer is a pedophile from Pearl River, Louisiana, because the natural human reaction to being wrongly accused would be to deny the charge and stop speaking to whomever made the claim. However, it appears (like most pedophiles) William is just turned on by the idea.

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  15. That's right, he said he isn't a "convicted pedophile", but he didn't deny the underlying accusation. Maybe this is why William Greer had to flee Texas and move into a trailer in the Pearl River swamplands.

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    1. I think that's just where they put shitters

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  16. I have no sympathy.

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  17. No sympathy for that shitter greer

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  18. William GreerFebruary 12, 2020 at 9:24 PM

    I mean let's have some fact's here. Firstly so far you've proven that your a fallower of other people's ideology and way. secondly you've been using the same stuff over and over without thought just stuck on repetition which shows not only me but everyone else your lack of originality and lack of thought and imagination. face it some people are born to follow






    Hahaha apparently I'm too ignorant to see the hypocrisy of crying about someone copypasta-ing my own tears back at me, after all the mindless copypasta I tried spamming earlier comments with.

    Literally too stupid to breed. I should sign up for voluntary euthanasia.

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  19. Somehow the fart that I just let out sounded more intelligent than little willyrageandcry

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