Tuesday, February 11, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 39

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali's plans to have the Imperium conquer Pandemic Horde and/or Test Alliance Please Ignore were repeatedly foiled by the Imperium's Corps Diplomatique. aiva was left with no choice but to regroup and re-fund his supercapital flagship(s).

As he waited for his flagship to be completed, aiva passed the time by planning how to restructure the Imperium's economy.

As a general rule, aiva wasn't interested in small ideas; he preferred grand designs. He intended to completely remake the map of nullsec.

Of course, aiva couldn't fundamentally transform nullsec all on his own; he needed a couple of guys in a Discord channel to help him.

aiva's hard work wasn't wasted: His ideas were thoroughly examined and debated at the highest levels of the Imperium.

aiva understood that modern nullsec revolved around the humble renters. Managing them properly was the key to a good economy and strong security.

To be sure, it would cause no small disruption to reshuffle all of the renter alliances in accordance with aiva's design. But the end result would be worth it--aiva did the math.

While the Imperium's economy was being restructured, aiva went to work analyzing the Imperium's most dangerous enemies. He had recently deduced Pandemic Horde's secret plans.

Pandemic Horde had a guerilla-like approach: After aiva's fleets took all of their space, Pandemic Horde would create alts and resettle in Imperium territory. But aiva would root them out.

It suddenly dawned on aiva that some of the enemies previously conquered by the Imperium might actually be using Pandemic Horde's roach strategy even now.

Agent Aiko Danuja was appointed chief of the roach patrol.

With most of the Imperium's foreign and domestic issues worked out, aiva turned his attention back to his long-awaited Nyx. By his calculations, it was fully paid and ready for delivery.

But there was a problem.

To be continued...


  1. i guess those supers weren't so super

  2. Someone tell that miner to calm down already. The Agents are saints for being able to read through his unpunctuated mess.

  3. Lol that miner is bankrolling a ghost war.

    What a loser.

    Trailer park dwelling inbreeders will be the end of us all. Patient zero for bad genetics killing off the human race is currently living in a "mobile manor" in pearl river.

    Thanks a lot, greer.

  4. "His ideas were thoroughly examined and debated at the highest levels of the Imperium." - comedy gold!!!!!

  5. this is bullshit, my entire renter corp was relocated for the highway, everything is changing and WHY?

  6. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

    hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking.

    Lol he said 'cyber threats'!

    What a tactical retard

    1. you do know that cyber threat is an actual term? Yes?

      Cyber Threat

      Abbreviation(s) and Synonym(s):
      An event or condition that has the potential for causing asset loss and the undesirable consequences or impact from such loss. Note: The specific causes of asset loss, and for which the consequences of asset loss are assessed, can arise from a variety of conditions and events related to adversity, typically referred to as disruptions, hazards, or threats. Regardless of the specific term used, the basis of asset loss constitutes all forms of intentional, unintentional, accidental, incidental, misuse, abuse, error, weakness, defect, fault, and/or failure events and associated conditions.

  7. William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 11:18 PM

    pay me 10 bil to go away. other wise you guys are stuck with me I wonder how long will it take before you guys are begging me to stop oh wait... you already tried that

    Ahahahah, that idiot had no idea what he was getting into! It couldn't happed to a more deserving subhuman shitter...

  8. William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 2:03 PM

    oh and Yes you actually Can get arrested for Cyberstalking...it states it in black and white

    B. Cyberstalking is action of any person to accomplish any of the following:
    (2) Electronically mail or electronically communicate to another repeatedly, whether or not conversation ensues, for the purpose of threatening, terrifying, or harassing any person.
    C.(1) Whoever commits the crime of cyberstalking shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned for not more than one year, or both.

  9. William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 5:09 PM

    I mean hell you guys Gank mining barges on a video game where is I've Ganked Tanks in real life with a Marvelous thing called a M47 Dragon AGTM (my MOS or Military Occupational Specialty in the army was 11B1OC2 for those of you civilians here that's Dragon gunnery I.E Heavy Infantry, Anti Tank Infantryman)

    Lol he never blee up a tank, and it was proven that he's a stolen valor tying POS that should make like shardani IRL. Don't forget that the best way to help him learn is to constantly throw his own shit back in his face until he does the right thing.

  10. William Greer tried to destroy this website, but he has been defeated (again)!

  11. William GreerAugust 25, 2019 at 12:46 PM

    please let's twist more of the story XD I cant wait to see what you post up next oh wait that will require a legal form called a release of information form. oh and apparently you don't know what "deformation of Character mean's so I'll look it up for you.

    Defamation is a false statement someone makes about you, which they publish as a statement of fact, and which harms your personal and/or professional reputation so you now have 2 options. 1 Remove this slander and false information or 2. get ready to face a law suit. your choice

    Well? Where's the "lawsuit" and who exactly will be named in it, you lying stolen valor racist redneck subhuman retard. william green never served, be never destroyed a tank, he never dropped from a helo, he never went to Japtown.

    He's never even left that shithole crackerbox the government pays the rent on with welfare.

    If he made like shardani today, the human race could achieve the singularity tomorrow.

  12. Is your phone ringing more than usual.....

    1. no should it? oh are you calling me from your "burner" phones? hey give me a call and let me know the prefix so I'll answer.


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