Sunday, February 16, 2020

Kills of the Week


Is this evidence that CCP thinks alpha accounts are the "wrong way" to play EVE? Seriously though, people should absolutely play EVE the right way: By obeying the Code. Upgrade now by buying a mining permit! Or else you'll wind up like these Gobloks from the week of February 9th @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 15th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



The bot-aspirants have tried using every ship they can think of to smuggle contraband through Uedama. Needless to say, Ordo Ereticus's plan to use a bulkheaded Rattlesnake as a hauler didn't work. He was engaged by a fleet of nearly 40 Catalysts: Agents Aiko Danuja, Alleil Pollard, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Joel Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector AynRand, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Richard, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Hill, Jonas Kusion, Jason Kusion, tax Collector Kittens, and I eat RedCrayons.



Sweetbear Bloodbear's name showing up on the overview probably didn't do him any favors--and neither did AFK autopiloting under the gaze of Agents Miner Slayer, Underpaid Ship Mechanic, Luna Nightblood, and Ralliana. This squad prefers to camp gates, so they always enjoy feasting upon a blingy miner caught on his way to the next asteroid belt.



Eunyoung Cho made no effort to disguise her freighter-hauling ways with some other sort of ship; perhaps someone already bought up all of the Rattlesnakes on the Uedama market. Nevertheless, Eunyoung did attempt to make full use of the freighter EHP buffs. But her many hitpoints did her little good in the face of a gank armada consisting of Agents Tax Collector BokChoy, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector HongMei, Pod Destroyer Molly, Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Aiko Danuja, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joel Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Alleil Pollard, Jeremiah Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Tax Collector Fuemi, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Buck, Jackson Kusion, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Yuna, Australian Excellence, and Ding Dong MingMong.

Why do our Agents have so much firepower? Because they have so much resolve. Multiboxing also plays a role.



Even a supercarrier like Chelsea Seribert's Hel is not safe when the mighty CODE. alliance goes to nullsec for target practice. Chelsea paid a heavy price for all of the highsec carebears who have dared our Agents to go to nullsec. Agents Mark Bridges, MD5LKTR, WaTeR Ubersnol, Casper24, Auraus Porcaleus, atrophocy, NiXoR x, El Geo, bella lugosi, Ecto Skelper, Miyamoto Uroki, Alchemist8, Sandro MacLaine, Kadesh Priestess, Maxine Antilles, Nanook Aputsiaq, and Amelia Duskspace have little regard for such carebears; they simply engage in elite PvP in whichever part of the galaxy they choose.



In a free-spirited moment, Trax Estidal once remarked upon the phenomenon of AFK carebears in highsec. In his view, they deserved to be punished. He never could have imagined that he would one day be one of those very same AFK carebears. Nor could Trax have dreamed how much the punishment would cost him. Trax was caught AFK in a Paladin worth 5.3 billion isk (not including the three Abyssal modules, which zKillboard does not value). His punishment was delivered by Agents Aiko Danuja, Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Alleil Pollard, Joel Kusion, Tax Collector Larry, Jake Kusion, Justin Kusion, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector AynRand, Jayden Kusion, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Fuemi, Johnathan Kusion, Pod Destroyer Molly, Jeremiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector HongMei, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Jeffery Kusion, Jonas Kusion, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Josh Kusion, Tax Collector BokChoy, Josiah Kusion, Tax Collector Max, Jack Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Tax Collector Stroheim, Joshua Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Tax Collector Hill, Australian Excellence, and I eat RedCrayons. Admittedly, this gank fleet was probably overkill. But who wouldn't want to get in on such a kill?



Upon the death of his Paladin, Trax Estidal's pod was instantly vaporized by Agent Australian Excellence's Maller smartbombs. Another 6.3 billion isk was added to Trax's punishment.


Justice and karma are swift in highsec today. Thank our Agents.

34 comments:

  1. William GreerFebruary 16, 2020 at 5:31 AM

    You know the saddest thing of all is? When eve online goes offline and stay's offline this whole group of narcissistic dick lickers

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  2. Nice pod!
    And that rattler lol

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  3. This community should pass a resolution to have James remove willie's 'Tips of the Hat'.

    greer displayed conduct unbecoming, attacked this site, attacked the Code, lied about being an agent, attacked real Agents, and is a convicted sexual predator.

    Anyone want to sponsor MB bill number 315.315.3.1.5? The removal of all titles and awards issued to one William Rageclaw, aka William R Greer of Pearl River

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  4. willie greer was a trailer park troll
    He desperately wanted to be drôle
    But his anger would rise
    When anons laughed at his cries
    And only sperg would come out his mouth hole

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  5. Thank you agents!!!!

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  6. hey anon the above copy paste parade only proves I did in fact get under that skin now start posting

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    1. William GreerAugust 26, 2019 at 5:09 PM

      I mean hell you guys Gank mining barges on a video game where is I've Ganked Tanks in real life with a Marvelous thing called a M47 Dragon AGTM (my MOS or Military Occupational Specialty in the army was 11B1OC2 for those of you civilians here that's Dragon gunnery I.E Heavy Infantry, Anti Tank Infantryman)




      Stolen valor

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    2. Tell us about how you ganked those tanks greer. Like exactly where were you when you engaged them on the battlefield?

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  7. William GreerFebruary 15, 2020 at 3:58 AM

    what are you talking about I come check this from time to time when i'm taking breaks from deep throating my neighbor for an 8ball.

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  8. William GreerFebruary 16, 2020 at 5:26 AM

    you couldn't pay me enough to become a "agent" why in the hell would I want to be associated with a group of narcissistic dick lickers

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  9. You know the saddest thing of all is? When eve online goes offline and stay's offline this whole group of narcissistic dick lickers

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    1. Lol triggered!1!1! ^^^ wait is that me? Oh well. Roflmao!!!11!

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  10. I am deeply ashamed of my father who lacks the self control to resist turning our family name into a joke and making us the laughing stock of Pearl River.

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    1. Dear Colton Greer of Pearl River,
      We feel your pain friend. Our thoughts are with you and your family during these trying times. Hopefully willie will soon quit.

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    2. Like shardani ;)

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  11. The frustrating thing is that for years now employers and potential friends find this website and they always assume that I have a video game addiction and tendency to throw online temper tantrums, and I have to keep explaining that it's my father who is a complete and utter fuckwit. I should really change my name. Goddamn it Dad, how stupid are you?

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    1. That's pretty much child abuse. We feel for you guy.
      Thoughts and prayers.

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  12. yeh we are gonna sit here and make fun of someone, i guess u volunteered again, i bet your wife cringes everytime she realizes u are on here posting again

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  13. I remember when William was posting over and over and pinging the server and laughing because poor Aiko's laptop was crashing and couldn't host the website, but he didn't know that Aiko was able to purchase a $3.99 annual DDOS protection plan from Google. Keep posting William, the laptop is FINE.

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    1. I'm pretty sure him spamming copypasta at the rate of 3 posts per minute does not really qualify as DDOS.
      It was funny watching him try though. Such a shitter.

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  14. I was gonna say something about that Paladin, but goddamn this comment section is amazing.

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  15. this makes the original William's Rage article even funnier, when does he get to meet Lahnius?

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    1. Should have named it "Willie's permanent rage" parts 1 thru 100

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  16. It was 1997, and the US Army was deep in that shitshow they call Veeitnam. Them North Korean panzers were rolling right through us like butter in a hot dish o scallops and shrimp, hoooiiieeee, but boy let me tell, I was a Dragon gunner, the best of the best, and when they sharpeyed little Korean narcissistic dicklickin panzergrenadiers rolled on past I done followed them and BAM and BAM, I started ganking them one after the other till the cow done painted the barn. Let me tell you, shore nuff.

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    1. Lol i was checking boxes like mad! Very nice job incorporating most all of his lies into one post

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    2. I'm from tomorrow, and I'm stealing that.

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  17. 1996: FLASHPOINT: Shkodër, Albania. *cue music* The pyramid crisis was now entering it's seventeenth week, and the government of Sali Berisha was determined to put down the growing resistance movement. Armed gunman occupied the city center, surrounding the financial district, as thirty thousand highly trained troops descended upon the region. [display map] After the theft of six million US dollars, government officials feared for the fate of 340 kilograms of gold which had been hidden in the tunnels of Krabbe. Meanwhile, the national intelligence service reported that demonstrators were throwing rocks, and retrofitted German tanks from the Second World War were now deploying in the city streets. The arrival of a crack team of Greek paratroopers did nothing to ease tensions, and US observers were concerned that several of the tank crews had fallen asleep. At 0300, a special operations antitank team known as DRAGON was inserted by heliborne rockets from outerspace, deploying Senior Assistant Staff Master Gunnery Sergeant Major William R. Greer, Sr., the US Special Operations Command's top antiarmor ganking specialist. *dramatic music* Stay tuned, to discover what happened next.

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  18. SASMGSM William R. Greer (ret)February 17, 2020 at 8:30 AM

    Hooooooiiie, boy, now that there bringing back them ol memorizings. I tell you shore friend, true as the word on a day gone by, them Albanios were sleeping like a Kentucky canary in a Mississippi coalmine. Now I tell you then what I did, I gave them a little gank or two, and that woke em right up! Saved all that gold I did, and got myself the Albanio Order O the Iron Ganker.

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  19. Why do Rattlesnakes always get the short end of the stick

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    1. Sticks work well to smash rattlers

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  20. Someone should alert Willie's friends and family that he is becoming more and more unstable. Only you cant call it a "welfare check", that just makes them all line up at the post office to get free government money.

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  21. Hey Americans, if you are tired of the Government taking hard earned money from you, just to give to lazy undeserving subhuman shitters like willie and his klan, then you should go out and vote Republican.

    Remember, vote early and vote often. It's the only way to take back your country from the third world shitters the Democrats farm for votes, with their free hand-outs.

    They don't call them 'Plantations' anymore, they call it "low income/section 8 housing" and they use it to corral all the useless shitters together in one place, to give them free stuff in return for votes for "liberals". With your tax money.

    Anyone on any "government assistance" should not be allowed to vote. Or breed, or have an opinion, or marry their cousins....


    If Willie's kind had picked their own cotton, the rest of the hard working American tax payer wouldn't be burdened with maintaining all the Democrats antiquated farm equipment.

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