Saturday, February 1, 2020

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #202

The Code is highly effective. Simply enter a highsec system and you'll begin to see results in just minutes!


Welcome to the latest edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


Thanks to the New Order, there's more content in highsec than nullsec these days. Can you imagine how boring EVE would be without us?


Like many of the mighty CODE. alliance's member corps, New Order Logistics sometimes has a reputation for being lax when it comes to security. And yet, even the slightest bit of scrutiny is enough to detect potential "problem" recruits...


Then again, maybe the anti-Code spies are poorly trained.


Either way, CODE.'s schedules remain safe. For now.


Miners have started to notice a pattern of ganking taking place in highsec.


Every once in a long while, a carebear will come up with a novel excuse for why he shouldn't be ganked. Needless to say, "I downgraded my account to Alpha status" is not a reason why we shouldn't gank you.


ken LEVORG refused to let the language barrier stop him from insulting Agent Dishrag in English...


...Other miners prefer to write tearmails in their native tongue.


Sexism has no place in highsec. Why can't these filthy miners put their prejudices aside?


Agents of the New Order receive strange EVEmails from out of the blue. 'Tis the price of being famous.


Carebears prefer to spend their time AFK, but when they do use their keyboards, the result isn't pretty.


Does this miner have good manners, or is he subtly angling for reimbursement? The search for truth in highsec continues.

109 comments:

  1. 'Hey cops! I'd like to report an internet crime being committed continuously by the terrorist organization (that also does extortion) called The Code Alliance. They are based in a videogame called EvE Online that I'd also love to play but I'm terrible in it, so I keep acting like being an insufferable highsec miner and spamming their forum with my ignorance isn't the most notable thing my whole lineage will ever achieve. Ahh, and they gank other players too! Send the internet cavalry, the future of our great nation depends on you!'

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    1. Oh noes! He dun dropped dat dime!

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    2. Man bro you are triggered sooo hard LOL!

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  2. I don't think "calm down miner" is gonna work with that first retard.

    I bet that's one of the pedo's inbred chilluns!

    He a cracka, ina box.

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  3. Where are the 'cyber bullying' cops? Is that shitter ever gonna follow through on any of his threats, or are those threats as limp and impotent as his old dead dick?

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    1. BRO! MAN I MADE all these gankers mad and triggered and i am sooo not mad that i am going to post teary replies to everyone! ROFLMAO!

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  4. "Miners have started to notice a pattern of ganking taking place in highsec"-

    ahahahah i loled

    Once it's finally beaten through their thick skulls.

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  5. CCP made highsec because they knew shitters, cowards, and retards would flock there for the "safety". It makes them easy to find, and punish appropriately.

    They get no more than they deserve, as made evident by their ragey outbursts and hollow threats.

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    1. You narcissistic assholes think your better than me because i chose to be a perpetual societal leech! Well I'll show you! I'll troll myself right into a mental wsrd, then we'll see who's laughing lol lol lol lol lol lol

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    2. Lol BRO! Made you post!! Don't you get it BRO?!? WE DON'T NEED YOU HERE ANYMORE!!!!11! LOL

      You have been replaced with a smarter williegreer!! All we do is drop a mispelled word here and there, so it looks like you posting, then sit back and wait for you to expose your own hypocrisy by calling us out!!!1!

      When we do it BRO, it's satirical. When you do it, it's uneducated ignorance!!

      ROFLLOL!! And you fell for it!! Just like we planned. Lolololololol

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  6. why are the miners so stupid?

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    1. Stupid is as stupid does, and nothing is more stupid than mining in highsec.

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  7. You know wut? I may have disagreed with Alt in the past, but this shit makes me laugh out loud:

    "No, I don't remember you"
    "You are asking for something for nothing"
    "Pay me a billion ISK and I will assist"

    Now that's how you get to the point with a mealy mouthed miner.

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    1. You know what, you guys are just mean assholes pickimg on me because i am a trailertrash crackerrr.

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  8. Apparently we don't even need the real pedo to show up, we can make our own?

    No sympathy

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    1. I wonder how he regards that pseudo-Greer that some agents thrown together casually from the deep impression he leaves by that disaster of socio-economy we euphemistically call his personality.

      It must be painful for this miner to see that all his thoughts and comebacks are already done instead of him, but better than he could ever word them! Even such a barred mind must at least feel that the pseudo-Greer is smarter, wittier and in general more adept in every conceivable aspect of life than the original.

      I'm sure his vast dullness we all see is just a shield that's meant to defend him from such soul-crunching realizations.

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    2. I wonder if he thinks "attacking" this site a few weeks ago was such a good idea now.

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    3. and how does that make you feel?

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  9. What William Greer thinks people in CODE say about him, "OMG, grrrrr, he triggers me so bad. I'm so angry at him. He's an elite CODE agent, and he just wrecks us daily!"

    What people in CODE actually say about him, "Who's that moron spamming the comments? William Greer? What a retard. I hope he goes to a therapist and gets some help before he confuses E with O again."

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  10. None of the miners featured today even come close to sounding as ignorant as pedocraka greer.

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  11. Well, it's about time to ping that shitters notifications again.

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    1. Don't bother BRO! The next best thing is already here! I can cry "triggered!" even better than the original pedo! And my roflmao is the even cringey-er!! ROFLMAO!!!!

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  12. Oh man you guys are all triggered so bad! I am so not mad! I can stop acting like a retard anytime I want, but I am having to much fun trolling all you guys!!!1!1! This is all part of my masterplan to be know as the dumbest retard in eve! So much winnnnnn!

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  13. yah, we are the triggered ones :)

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    1. grrr highsec miners grrrr

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    2. Yea take that! I know everyone laughs at me, but we will see who's laughing when I get mah roflmao winded up!!!1!

      ROFLMAO
      LOL

      I'm never mad! I just post tears here because I want to get even with everyone for my personal situation IRL!

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  14. They call me the battle squirrel because... Well i guess it's because i act like a fidgety rabid rodent! Lol BRO! The battle squirrel is here to fite! I can fite all of you from right here in my shitty, flea infested, roach haven crackerbox!

    I gots dis shits!

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  15. http://www.minerbumping.com/2018/12/the-interview.html

    There has also been a blog dedicated to the recruitment process in NOL.
    It is not for nothing that we are the Corporation that has been in our alliance the longest....

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    1. How do you feel about miner(with an E)greer?

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    2. Super Perforator is scared of Tweeps.

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    3. NOL uses ancient methods for recruiting, CODE Origin is the future!

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    4. My friend, Overdani Ward, tried to help me. One of my own kind tried to give me advice about how to conduct myself with CODE., and did I listen?

      Why hell no, I'm a certified tactical retard, i know what it takes to win at eve mining, and i dont need no ganksters ex-tort-ing me! I'll get even by having a public meltdown, under my own name, on the premier eve blog for miner tears. No one will ever expect it, i be smahter than the average cracka.

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  16. Soon you narcissistic assholes will be begging me not to phile charges on you all for 'cyber bullying and harassment' it says on page 8 chapter 3 verse 14 that "he who shall be picked on for being a shitter will have a fair trial in google court, so sayth the google law"

    I'm gonna take you guys down now, and close this site, if i dont just buy google out wright and shut it all down. My coonass lawyer/uncle knows how to sue you all to make you remove all my personal info (that I posted) and spam! It's mine, i want it back!

    All that crap about my pedo coonviction was supposed to be sealed permanently, if you hacked it for reals then you are going to jail!

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    1. Lol triggered!1!1! BRO! You be hardcore triggered!

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  17. I called the authorities and told them you mean old gankers were hyper triggered, and that you guys had used my personal information without my permission, after I posted it on your site.

    Yea, they said I could just stop acting like a dick and quit starting shit, but at least you have been put on notice!

    Like, notice I can't do shit about it

    If you guys keep trying to make me mad I'm gonna tell mom/sister

    Lol bro! You are so triggered!!

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    1. Crap, I'm such a shitter i forgot to post under my real name.

      Like you guys don't know who I am by now, I'm space infamous!

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    2. Triggered!!! ROFLMAO!

      Oh wait...

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    3. your doing such a great job maybe they should have you play me in the broadway musical :D

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  18. I don't think I'd be interested in recruiting that salty dude's "friend" Jesuschrist Pornstar either. Worst referral ever.

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    1. Lol BRO!! Why you so triggered!?!? What you got against friends of the pedosquirrel??!? The battlepedosquirrel has awsome adventures adventures to follow... out behind the middle School!!

      ^^^^lol triggered^^^^^ROFLMAO

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  19. man you guys are becoming self sufficient XD

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    1. You used it wrong!! Lol BRO are you really that ignorant?!?! LOLFLMAO!!! Look how mad you are! Lololol

      Self-sufficiency has nothing to do with this you retarded racist redneck!!! Lol lol lol

      Try again BRO-LOL!!!

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    2. Ping! Get to work boy

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  20. you guys all say your not triggered but what i'm seeing is.. your triggered lmfao

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    1. Lol still too stupid to use your contractions properly BRO!!1!1

      Lol good thing I was here to make you look smart. Well smarter than you look when you post ignorant tears!! Lol they are sooooooo triggered LOL!!!!

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    2. ^^^^^^^ lol triggered so hard!!!1!1! Lolol ^^^^^

      Oh wait...



      Hey pedo, did you ever click on mah namez! he he he LOL!! it is a more accurate representation than your pedo squirrel

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  21. I'm so stupid i cant lesrn how to use 'your' correctly!

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    1. or am I using it incorrectly just to get all those grammar Nazi's wired up LOL

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    2. and it's "Learn" oh wait I see what you did der XD

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    3. BRO! You are so triggered! Lol!! I spell shit wrong because I'm ignirant, then i try to call others out for doing it on purpose to make fun of me!!!! I'm to stupid to know the difference!! Lol bro! I'm also too stupid to stop posting my ignorance for the world to see!!!

      BRO!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Everyone look at me and don't you dare call me out for deing an idiot!!

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    4. Lol no u r not using it "on purpose" incorrectly, williethepedophile! You are literally too stupid to understand when you should use what spelling of what homonym.

      I'll wait for you to google homonym...

      Lol BRO1!!1!1!1 you are so triggered so hard!!! battlesquirrel ftw!!! ROFLMAO!!!

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  22. remember when william was crying cuz someone made fun of his wife (or was it his cousin?) and he felt it went too far?

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    1. its just, with so many random anonymous people reading this, i wonder if something else will happen that william thinks is "too far"

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    2. BRO! You are all sooo triggered! LOLFLMAO!!!! I am never the mad one, it's always you guys!!

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    3. AND, my wife IS my cousin!! BRO-LOL!!

      Just carrying on a family tradition of keeping it in the family, and in the crackerbox!! Lol

      At least I'm not like my father, he married his sister, so my mom is also my aunt, and my dad is also my uncle. Lol BRO! How else do you think someone like me is made?!?!

      Lol BRO you are so triggered!!1!1

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  23. he's basically begging for it

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    1. Like a pedo after a prepubescent teen!!

      Lol BRO!! So triggered!!

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  24. No sympathy, that cracker deserves everything that happens to him. He was literally asking for trouble.

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    1. LOL! !racism! Although I do remember now posting the Nword a few weeks.ago in a ragey attempt to strike out at someone! Oh yeah, now I remember!!! But what do you expect from a hypocrite redneck crackeRrrr?!?!

      ^^^^^ i triggered you guys so hard I may have just triggered MYSELF!!! Lololol ROFTLMAOLOLBRO!!11!

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  25. I'm glad the new williegreer showed up, he's smarter and funnier. Plus it seems the original pedo is starting to give up, he was not even close to responding to every post with "loltriggered" today.

    Well he can make like shardani now, we don't need him anymore. We have our own pocketpedo, that anyone can activate at anytime to cry lol and triggered!!

    Lol triggered

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  26. Lol BRO! I just registered with another overseas website that specializes in 'extreme adult toys'. I selected the "genderbender" 24" double-header toy as my free gift.

    I forgot where I lived but the company said they would just send my gift with my info to the first Baptist Church, not sure what i was thinking when I gave out that address! Lol, at least all my contact info is included in the enclosed greeting card !! Pastor Bernie will surely be willing to forward it on to me. Plus I included a link to this website for the pastor, make it easier for him to find me.!!! Lololol!

    ROFLLOLMAO!!! 11 !!! ^^^^^^

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  27. I wonder how easy it is to register for a mail order bride? Since I'm a pedo maybe I'll get one of the young ones from south america. Or the Philippines. . . .

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    1. Make it a dark skinned one!1!1! I am triggered by those! LOL
      They make me so not mad that I feel the need to use slurs against them when I am mad and ragey!! ROFLMAO!!! Which is always!!!

      Always!!1!1!

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    2. and now who has who working those fat ass digit's overtime ROFLMFAO

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    3. *so NOT mad and NOT ragey

      LOL silly squirrel!!! I am never mad or ragey!! You guys are so triggered it made me forget that!! Lololol!!1!

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    4. imitation is the best form of flattery o7

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  28. Yea, its all that "one" guy posting! Lol there's no way more than one person could think I'm a stupid redneck inbreeding autist!! Lol roflmao!!

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    1. slow down anon you'll hurt yourself do we need to take away your energy drink?

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  29. I see someone pinged his notifications. Nice.

    ;)

    Playing him like a harp from hell? Too easy lol

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    1. lol I don't have notifications on I just come check at random times. it's quite amusing to see how much they're enthralled

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    2. Lol ^^^^ triggered ^^^^ ROFTLMAO i am so not mad that i wake up every day and start posting here as soon as I can pry my way out of the bedroom!

      L
      O
      L

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    3. and how did that make you feel?

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  30. I think williethepedo finally dug his was out from under his fatass cousin/wife lillie lowrent.

    Or was that laurent?

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  31. you guys are foaming at the bit's careful some vet out there might mistake that for rabies

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    1. Chomping at the bit, or, foaming at the mouth.

      Do you ever stop to think before you post? Don't tell me you just realized you were saying it wrong all your life?

      Well friend, that's what happens when you don't at least have a basic education. I guess you could blame your parents for marrying their siblings.

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  32. you guys basically did all these 70+ comments on your own I didn't have to do very much good job o7

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    1. Yeah, that's the deal, it's all one guy making you look like an idiot! It's all his fault right?

      You are a simpleton.

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  33. My work here is not only informative, but fulfilling. Where else can you reeducate a redneck shitter after he attacks the community?

    Well I imagine you can do it anywhere, but here we have access to the most egregious and vile shitters of the lot. And the more stubborn they are the more fun it is to punish them.

    ROFTLMAOBRO!!!

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  34. See you guys do like me!!! You are "imitating" me so you must be flattering me because you guys really do like me! !!

    Staaph, youz makin me misty.

    LolOLOLOLOLolOLOlOL

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    1. you sound like your about to bust a nut in your shorts there

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  35. Lol he's mad because we are doing a better job if being his crackerass than he does.

    I wonder if Willie2.0 will hit 200 comments before the original pedo?

    Luuuuuul!

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    1. hey more power to you o7 go for it while you at it grab a few supreme tip's of the hat too o7

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  36. william greer is now being forced to reply to William Greer.

    No sympathy

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    1. Are you all out of sympathy? Or is that a concept that's alien to you?

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  37. He posts when we tell him to.
    Why? Are you worried what he's signing you up for now?

    Lol pedo

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  38. Hey pedogreer, did you ever google homonym? You know you have to type in the whole thing, just typing in the first few letters takes you somewhere completely different.

    ROTFLMFAHO!!!! ^^^

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  39. I'll ping him again, he's not even close to 200.

    And, where's the google police?

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  40. I like how he can't think of any original thoughts, so he just has to copy what we said. Is he triggered? No way, we are triggered, that's why we write a whole blog about him! I bet you William Greers next step is create a website called minerbumpingbumping.com

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    1. he's gonna write about how he triggered all the gankers into ganking his orca and then they laughed at him, haha

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    2. minerbumpingbumping.com ROFL nah if I do start up a site It will be Anonsonly.com

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  41. Damn, that was a lot of salt. Hopefully next time the Miner Greer and the other anons will behave themselves. Brevity is a virtue.

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    1. they are kinda on auto pilot in the comment section now *shrug*

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