Wednesday, February 19, 2020
We Expect You to Do Better, Part 1
When you're an Agent of the New Order, you frequently get salt delivered to your inbox.
The salty carebear in question was Deen Ume, who was angry enough about losing an empty pod that he sent some tears to Agent Katy Melons.
Katy tested the miner by speaking the name of the Saviour of Highsec. The carebear's anger was further inflamed.
Agent Katy is known throughout highsec for her absolute confidence in the Code--and for her sincere desire to help bad EVE players get better.
Our Agent would not accept Deen's bad attitude and bot-aspirant ways. So she told him the truth.
There are so many things wrong with this EVEmail. It's essentially distilled wrongness. Why does CCP allow this to go on?
They say every time a carebear challenges the mighty CODE. alliance to leave highsec, another nullsec dweller loses his carrier.
In the face of Deen's outrageous bot-aspirancy, Katy kept her cool. She stuck to the facts, like our Agents do.
Deen was chastened: He hadn't known about the New Order Outreach Division, and it made him fearful. But instead of agreeing to follow Katy's instructions, the miner continued spouting his nonsense.
Each time the miner said something foolish, Katy replied by serving up more Code-verified truths. Under such conditions, how long could Deen remain a Goofus?
Time would tell.
To be continued...