Wednesday, February 19, 2020

We Expect You to Do Better, Part 1


When you're an Agent of the New Order, you frequently get salt delivered to your inbox.


The salty carebear in question was Deen Ume, who was angry enough about losing an empty pod that he sent some tears to Agent Katy Melons.


Katy tested the miner by speaking the name of the Saviour of Highsec. The carebear's anger was further inflamed.


Agent Katy is known throughout highsec for her absolute confidence in the Code--and for her sincere desire to help bad EVE players get better.


Our Agent would not accept Deen's bad attitude and bot-aspirant ways. So she told him the truth.


There are so many things wrong with this EVEmail. It's essentially distilled wrongness. Why does CCP allow this to go on?


They say every time a carebear challenges the mighty CODE. alliance to leave highsec, another nullsec dweller loses his carrier.


In the face of Deen's outrageous bot-aspirancy, Katy kept her cool. She stuck to the facts, like our Agents do.


Deen was chastened: He hadn't known about the New Order Outreach Division, and it made him fearful. But instead of agreeing to follow Katy's instructions, the miner continued spouting his nonsense.


Each time the miner said something foolish, Katy replied by serving up more Code-verified truths. Under such conditions, how long could Deen remain a Goofus?


Time would tell.

To be continued...

32 comments:

  1. Jeezus carebears!

    It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

    Not convinced? Just see the above installment, or look back at the comments of that shitter pedogreer.

    And the real truth is that no one likes cowardly carebear miners, especially the ones that hide in highsec, the trailer park of EVE.





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  2. What is it that makes someone want to play a "sandbox PVP MMORPG" (CCP's own description of the game) and not pvp, not rpg, and then try to play solo?

    CCP should program the highsec NPC miners to sell their ore in Jita, and change the tax rate of NPC and non-sov holding corporations to 90%, that would help drain the highsec swamp.

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  3. He doesn't 'have time' to pay 100% attention to the game? He's doing it wrong..... carebears have 0% clue.

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  4. Progress Quest is the ideal game for highsec miners: http://progressquest.com/play/

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  5. It's all true. When I was 16 a friend was staying overnight, and when daddy went to kiss me goodnight my friend got very upset. Later after he left, I asked her what her problem was, and I told her that lots of girls kiss their daddy goodnight and she said yes, that lots of girls do, but those girls would not do it topless, and their dads would not be naked either! And that he was not supposed to use his tongue, no matter how sexy I looked in the crotchless panties he bought me for my 12th birthday.

    And I guess the chocolate starfish kiss was inappropriate also. But that's just my daddy, he's not shy when it comes to how much he loves his little girl! Plus, his little willie is so small it's not like he ever did any damage. I mean heck, momma lillie's was even bigger, and I could take that just fine since as long as I could remember. Government people overreact so bad sometimes, who are they to come into our trailer and tell daddy where he could and could not stick his little willie anyway!?!? Is this 'murica or wut?

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    1. That's nothing compared to what he did to my brother Colton.

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  6. William R. Greer is a cybercriminal from a trailer in Pearl River, who conducted an illegal DDOS attack against a website protected under the auspices of the Budapest Convention.

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    1. *failed to conduct

      He made himself look like a real retard. What a dumbass.

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  7. Everybody, I've got some dire news of our friend William R. Greer, of Pearl River, Louisiana. I know we all thought he quit posting because he was rethinking his life choices, but it turns out that Cajun County is inundated as the Pearl River has swollen to historic levels, cresting more than thirty-six feet above flood stage. This must surely be the judgment of almighty God, casting the full might and power of climate change upon the sinners of Pearl River, for whom we should pray at this time. Victims of the flooding are encouraged to swim toward the Hotel Cazan in Mamou, which is waiving Mardi Gras pricing for flood victims. With any luck, William managed to reach a highway overpass where he can expect rescue by the Coast Guard.

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    1. Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of Pearl River, in this their hour of need, as they face the collective judgment of God who is punishing them for the cybercrimes of William Greer, Sr.

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    2. well at least no one can say you anon's aren't using you imaginations now lmao

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    3. YOUR COMMENT WAS NOT ACCEPTED DUE TO: ERROR IP BAN

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    4. willie the pedo was back!
      To continue his "DDOS ATTACK"
      Too bad for poor willie
      Copypasta is just silly
      And he never did learn how to hack

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    5. I wonder if he's on his roof right now, that's why he's too busy to rage and cry like the bitch coward he is ;)

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    6. Mayor of Pearl River, David "Bub" McQueenFebruary 20, 2020 at 2:56 AM

      I just wanna, uh, cuhlarify for you good folks ere, now Willie done said ya'all using maginashuins, but tuh be quite clear, uh, on this ere mattuh, the river shore dun flooded up real good, uh, and what Willie meanin to say is the, uh, Hotel Cazan be booked up now for the evils f the Mardi Gras, and so while ya'all be maginin upon a stay at the Cazan, I'm a sayin dhat everyone from dis ere trailuh park will be needin to head on oer to Slidell, where in that new fangled Wally Mart will be housing ya'all until FEMA can transport ya'all to the new trailuh park in Houston.

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  8. Willie r greer could not stay away
    On Minerbumping he raged day after day
    The anons all loled
    As the dumbass was hauled
    Into court, for his pedophile ways

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  9. William GreerAugust 27, 2019 at 8:56 PM

    ok pedophilia is not Acceptable even someone like me who is a pedophile knows that please save the children by castrating me

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  10. William GreerFebruary 16, 2020 at 4:19 AM

    let see first you guys though that poking fun at me using terms like retarded and autistic was a good idea when I got ragey at that you turned to call me a pedo and racist and cracker and ignorant. that got under my skin and made me even more ragey now your asking me to stop posting when you know exactly how to make me stop and come clean about being a pedophile and admit i fucked up and married my cousin and and I wish those were ignorant lies. why doesn't the admin of the site put those anon's on a leash? I may not know who all the anon's are but clearly you guys do and well the kids balls are in my mouth chief

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  12. Honestly, X3 is a great game, and looks stunning with the newest mods. There's mining, there's industry, there's trading, building an empire, controlling whole fleets. There's a story in there somewhere, factions, hundreds of ships and dozens of ships classes, from tiny fighters to huge capitals. You can AFK and increase the game speed whenever you want. I don't understand why a carebear would go to a MMORPG centered around PVP and then play it as a single player economic simulator.

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  13. man what is up with the lack in Isk support this month sad month maybe if anon's spent more time playing and less time lying they might be able to contribute more I mean a whole 306 million Isk? get on the ball anon's your too busy posting lies about me and trying to get under my skin than help the cause *Shakes My Head*..

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    1. Hahaha, what a silly miner, his entire self -still- revolving around isk.

      No matter how my fellow anons try, such bright individuals will never manage to appear nearly as narrow-minded and petty as the real pedo.

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    2. Yea, Willie's just an ignorant shitter. It's obvious he doesn't understand how financing works around here. He has no education.

      Maybe he should stop molesting his kids and get an education and a job. He should worry about making himself better before trying to give advice to anyone.

      Trailer trash gonna trailer trash

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    3. William Greer of Pearl River is a convicted child molester and a valor stealing coward.

      And what he did to my anus is just wrong.

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  14. william r greer is a coward and a pedoFebruary 20, 2020 at 2:21 PM

    william 'the pedophile' greer BEGGED for this. At one point he was convinced that he was ddos-ing us, and i think real ddos is illegal. So his intent was to commit criminal acts against this site. Even if he's too incompetent to pull it off. SO at this point he still needs to be taught not to attack this site, or the community that makes it great.

    He'll learn, it may take him longer than the average retard, but he'll still learn. Hell, we havent even started mailing his friends and family and neighbors their birthday cards with his comments from this site quoted inside. Perfectly legal, and effective.

    It takes a village...

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  15. DDOS attacks are a federal crime in violation of international law. The fact that William Greer of Pearl River was unsuccessful has no relevance. An attempted bank robbery is still a serious offense. The fact of the matter is he had the culpable attempt and mens rea, proceeding to engage in illegal activity which he celebrated and glorified as a response to losing his Orca. Not only should he be arrested and through in Google State Prison, but he also violated the EULA by harassing other players in an out of game forum.

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    1. Don't forget that he also violated the TOS of this website, from which he was explicitly banned, and the illegal accessing of a computer network is itself an additional federal crime!

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  16. 25 to Life in Google State... man, all that over an Orca? I hope he likes adsense popups, cuz that's all he's gonna be doing once they deport him to Bangalore.

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