Tuesday, February 25, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 43

Previously, on MinerBumping... An anonymous stranger tipped off aiva naali, who was amazed to find a long-running MinerBumping series about himself. Yet aiva was unsure of what to do with this new information.


Thus far, aiva seemed willing to return to the activities in which he found the most satisfaction. Agent Aiko Danuja, too, was eager to get things back to business as usual.


Before long, aiva started acting like his old self. Underneath the surface, however, he was plagued by doubts about scams and MinerBumping posts. One way or another, aiva wanted the whole mess to be resolved.


Luckily, aiva's council included high-ranking members of the Imperium who had contacts within the Imperium's Corps Diplomatique. It turned out that they were the ones behind the MinerBumping fiasco.


It occurred to aiva that not too long ago, he had accidentally leaked information about his superweapons in a public channel. To deal with the problem, aiva turned things to his advantage by using his "leaks" as an elaborate smokescreen to deceive Pandemic Horde. And that's exactly what was going on with the MinerBumping posts.


The Corps Diplomatique worked hand-in-hand with the Imperium's propaganda department. aiva was interested in a more flattering portrayal of himself on MinerBumping, but writers are not easily moved.


The Imperium's propaganda machine worked hard to present aiva as a fool who knew nothing about EVE game mechanics. But this was an illusion designed to put the Imperium's enemies at ease--much the same way The Mittani had been portrayed as a decadent emperor during the Casino War.


Initially, aiva claimed that he'd stumbled upon the MinerBumping series by randomly googling for the name of his previously biomassed character...


...But he soon admitted that he'd been tipped off by an informant who had sold him the info.


Nevertheless, aiva was cagey with the details. It was clear that he did not yet fully trust his colleagues.


Over time, aiva came around to the idea of being presented to the world as a hopeless dupe. No one would suspect what he was really like.


With his confidence in his council restored, aiva got ready to take things to the next level. He had a plan that was so ambitious that it could only be authorized by the leader of the Imperium himself.


Said plan, of course, would rely heavily on aiva's unique abilities as the puppeteering mastermind of EVE.


aiva's colleagues felt he was almost ready for a private meeting with The Mittani. But first, aiva needed to demonstrate that he had faith in them.

Full faith.

To be continued...

28 comments:

  1. Full faith or no faith!

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    1. As soon as I saw "full faith" I giggled like a schoolgirl.

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  2. A free mining permit says that demonstrating full faith will cost Naiva.
    I hope hes faith is deep enough - I'd love to see Mittens appearing on MB.

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  3. Who is this delusional?

    Still not as stupid as that pedophile william r greer of pearl river loseriana!

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  4. William GreerAugust 2, 2019 at 5:56 AM

    ok I'll admit I'm a bad father, a worse husband, and god only knows what my grandkids will think of me when they are googling the family name, but when you guys started attacking me and saying I was a mad pedo I was so not mad that it made me mad. If I decide to marry my cousin as long as the family don't care I don't see why it should matter to you dick lickers. When I have all the files I need to start a lawsuit in google court then you immigrants will all be in deep doodoo. The best part is you guys gave me all the ammo a war hero could ever want! I am going to gank you guys in google court so bad that my totaly badass tank busting days will look like Mr. Rogers neighborhood!!! LOL triggered!1!1!

    You guys will never get under my skin!! Roflmao

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  5. I wonder how much William will pay to get unbanned from the comments?

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    1. I wonder how much he'll pay next year to make the trolling stop ;)

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  6. Bbbbbbbbboooooooorrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

    TL:DR:

    This website is like that old boomer James, dull and lifeless.

    Get someone new. Make CODE cool again.

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    1. Why are you here if it's that boring to you? Why don't you write your own to-the-point blog about content that Agents send to you? Oh yea, you're a shitter and can't write your own blog because no one knows you.

      I bet you are here because you are really just a mad shitter that wants to rage a bit. You sound like williethepedo.

      You should make like shardani, and quit IRL. Pedo

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    2. You know you are a world-class writer when whiny bitches complain about your blog.

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    3. "complain about your blog"...in the comments of your blog. Don't encourage them to act like idiots.

      It's probably just that loser kip wanker. That coward will run from a fight unless he thinks he's protected by CONCORD. I have personally seen Agents offer to fight him in lowsec or nullsec, and kip wanker suddenly had to go for dinner, or some other excuse.

      Hey kipper, you can't be a real PvPer if you are afraid. The same goes for bigbud skunkycoward, he was offered the same deal many times, a chance to fight a real PvPer anywhere but highsec, and he always has an excuse.

      Their desperation to be relevant makes me smile. ag should just stay hidden in highsec and leave the content creation to their betters.

      However, they are still smarter than williethepedogreer from pearl river loseriana.

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    4. Calm down anon 10:17 PM.

      I'm not here to read the boring repetitive "stories" James tells but to collect your tears.

      Looks like I got some.

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    5. stupid miners, they just pretend to win

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    6. Lol mad ag best ag.

      Well except for shardani, he was on a whole different level from kip wanker and bigcowardskunky.

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    7. The only tears I see are from anon ag kip wankers.

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  7. I think you were looking for this blog: http://gankerbumping.blogspot.com/

    Great read! Updated regularly with fresh exciting content!

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    1. ag should quit like shardaniFebruary 26, 2020 at 12:18 AM

      Lol thats all bullshit, that site is just a lowrent knockoff of this site. Nothing original or even mildly entertaining about a bunch of mad ag trying to convince themselves that they can blog, or antigank.

      Not a spark of brilliance in all of ag. Even linking it here reeks of a desperation, and is kinda cringey.

      ag failing daily, always.

      Always!

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    2. Hey miner, it's not half-bad! I see miners blowing up, I see art about James and the agents, I see ag retards thinking they have a sliver of relevance or dignity, and I have even seen a mining permit ad.

      With everything considered, you make a better job in promoting The Code than anyone ever thought you'd be capable of. Not that you too often manage to form coherent sentences, nor there is any hint of a style that you may develop one day, but the important tears are there, and your dedication is commendable.

      Have you considered sending all that material to James 315? He may display benevolence to you, and make a post about it here. That would get you more readers than your entire blogging career will otherwise!

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    3. Is that the site that Kalynn Shardani moderated?

      Never forget shardani,

      Gankerbumping, home of the minor killers.

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    4. Never forget shargoddammeddani!

      Remember carebears, it's miner with an E! And there are no caps in ag.

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  8. William GreerAugust 2, 2019 at 5:56 AM

    ok I'll admit I'm a bad father, a worse husband, and god only knows what my grandkids will think of me when they are googling the family name, but when you guys started attacking me and saying I was a mad pedo I was so not mad that it made me mad. If I decide to marry my cousin as long as the family don't care I don't see why it should matter to you dick lickers. When I have all the files I need to start a lawsuit in google court then you immigrants will all be in deep doodoo. The best part is you guys gave me all the ammo a war hero could ever want! I am going to gank you guys in google court so bad that my totaly badass tank busting days will look like Mr. Rogers neighborhood!!! LOL triggered!1!1!

    You guys will never get under my skin!! Roflmao

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    1. Colton GreerFebruary 23, 2020 at 10:29 PM

      The real reason william greer got kicked out of the military ("retired") is because he was caught molesting some kids at a halfway house type shelter that the base was running in town for the locals.
      It's fact, if you know where to look you can confirm for yourself.


      Plus, he's a coward

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    2. William Greer IV of Pearl BayFebruary 26, 2020 at 1:35 PM

      Greetings. I am time-traveller William Greer the Fourth of his Name, resident of Pearl Bay on the Louisiana coast. As I stare into the waters, I remember my great-grandfather's trailer which lies somewhere in the murky depths. What travesty and despair must lie there. The Google police state remembers all my forefather's evil deeds and foolish words, which weight upon my soul endlessly. I wish that he had not foolishly declared war upon this forum, and I can only hope that my presence here today may avert the course of history and give my family some peace.

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  9. Minergreer's best chance of having a positive impact on the human race would be to have himself, and any of his inbred spawn, spayed and/or neutered asap. Or he could quit, like that other tactical retard

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    1. Trailer park dwelling inbreeders will be the end of us all. Patient zero for the bad genetics that will eventually kill off the human race is currently living in a "mobile manor" in pearl river.

      Thanks a lot, greer

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  10. i love you guys, thank you james for saving me - i was having a lot of difficulty and problems in real-life, i was just a maladjusted young man from the wrong side of the interstate, i even got bonus roomed (IN REAL LIFE) and i went full faith, things were hard for me but thanks to the CODE and the realization that I'm not a miner, i managed to pull myself together, and i told my mom and my therapist all about ganking highsec miners and they agreed this is really healthy for me, my therapist said "as long as you keep ganking miners, you'll never go Shardani or turn into Willie the trailer trash - just stay on the straight and narrow path and obey the CODE, and you won't wind up working in a liquor store like Viirilithizu Ward", James is a great man like Rudyard Kipling, who helps us all to laugh at retards and learn to become better people in real life

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    1. Lul, fuk shardani and williethepedo ;)

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